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[Uzumaki]

I also do not know what the pooner's objection might be.

“You can’t tell me what to do Daddy!”

 

[Sean Andalou]

“You can’t tell me what to do Daddy!”

That's gotta be it, even when "Daddy" is a female doctor.

 

[malcolmlex]

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I hope I remember to check on this baby in a couple years to see what never before seen horrors resulted from this collective madness.

god this one keeps haunting me. that baby is literally fucked for life, already bigger than the roided out mom. honestly i don’t think it will live for long unfortunately.
are there already case studies on shit like this? maybe this will be the peaking some retards need

 

[Kiislova]

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Why oh why, why is it always Muslims that manage to put the loony troons in line?

We know the answer. And while I agree that religion bad, I will take the lesser evil this time.

"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting:

Even before the pendulum swing, I had to tell a few gender specials that they cannot make me care about or take seriously their claims. A plain "you do you" should be enough.

As a result, I'm not getting much flak about not caring today either.

WPATH member admits that detrans rates are much higher than they said previously, up to 30%! This is a big change in tune from the 1% they previously claimed, now think how high the real number is.

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I smell a rat here. Someone wants to be on the good side of a lawsuit saying "I told them! They didn't listen!"

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

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Not many comments, but I find it entertaining how when they discover their "straight" boyfriend lied to them they go full gaycel mode.

You'd think they would all get the hint, but that would go against their fantasies.

There actually are gay men who handle it like this? Not too shabby, tbh.

She has to shave every day and her boyfriend says her beard is part of who she is and that he accepts her.

If you disregard how those people may actually look and behave irl, that's actually very sweet.
Almost as if some of these gay men really try to talk them out it.
Wouldn't have expected this to be a thing at all. Keep fighting the good fight. I raise my glass (apprehensively) to those fags.
This now has me genuinely wondering how much Thiel is behind Trump's heavy handed trans-roll back. Is he one of those types?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Looked into his profile and he appears to be a pervert transbian who loves to go to east Asian countries for "spa tourism".
Dude is going to Japan exclusively to creep on unsuspecting women in onsens no wonder he's cancelling his trip over this.

The “I totes pass and have survived much more transphobic countries unscathed, really!” lines were suspicious (yet laughable) enough. Once I got to the onsen stuff, I immediately stopped laughing. Dude was definitely up to something. Thanks for confirming, since I didn’t have the time to do it myself.

Predators like this is why we not only need sex segregated spaces, but also really need to enforce them. Maybe more people standing up to these freaks in and/or calling security to throw them from the women’s rooms will be a side effect of all that’s been going on lately. At this point it’s crystal clear that the vast majority don’t “just want to pee.”

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Looked into his profile and he appears to be a pervert transbian who loves to go to east Asian countries for "spa tourism".
Dude is going to Japan exclusively to creep on unsuspecting women in onsens no wonder he's cancelling his trip over this.

Most normal people also don't expect a bit of jail time to be on their trip itinerary.

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Most normal people also don't expect a bit of jail time to be on their trip itinerary.

If he was cruising in women's onsens, he'll definitely want to creep in Japan's women's prisons.

 

[Stan]

No Saar, you are not!
> not female
> not in the military (anymore)

It’s so fucking great

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

It would have been funnier if he banned all trooning out, not just underage. But oh well, it's a start.

It is easier for a court to knock down adult trooning because adults can, arguably, do what they want.

Troons ruined my music scene, I dont hold back. I hate being excluded from goth nights because I know that its physically impossible to change your gender.

You don't want a big tiddy (morbidly obese) goth gf (man in a black skirt and fishnets)? That sounds like a you problem, chud!

Troon: Mah Adorno mah Butler mah Derrida...
Shitlord: Just tell me are you a man or are you not.

The more I see arguments like this the more I understand gut feeling. Liberals in the 2000s mocked the unscientific gut instinct that average Americans had (see Colbert's "Truthiness"). While stats, facts, etc have an incredibly important place in society, no amount of "sources" can be used to explain fundamental societal truths.
Why do you not walk with all your cash out in a poor neighborhood? Statistically crime rates are down, don't fall for your lizard brain pattern recognition. What, you're trusting your gut? That's bigoted.
These people have been in acedemia/internet masterdebates so long that they feel only a fool would trust their instincts. They call everyone else cattle and sheep while they bleet online all day about whatever the current issue is.
Sad, many such cases.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon finds love.

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Why are women like that? Oh. Wait ...

 

[Magic Pickle]

I don't believe any of this for a second either, but if there's any truth to to it, this guy is a fucking moron: this 21-year-old tranny who has supposedly had all the surgeries is apparently dating a Muslim man and has gotten himself in the tricky situation of being financially reliant on him... despite the fact that this guy chimps out on him over not getting sex.

Does anyone remember this loony troon? Well, as it turns out, all's well that ends well: he confessed to his natal sex to his scary Muslim fiance and everything was A-Okay! They even had sex! I'm sure this is completely true and not 100% weapons-grade copium on anyone's part. As usual, the dumbshits of r/StraightTransGirls believe every part of the story.
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I admitted I am trans and my bf accepted​

So , I posted recently about how my boyfriend wants to have kids, but he doesn't know I am trans, well with the help of my gynecologist, I was able to come clean to him, he was extremely shocked at first and didn't believe me.I had to bring out some baby photos, when he finally accepted, he said I'm sorry but I just can't see you as a man, he started to look for some things I do have big ish hands, broader shoulders etc. my gynecologist (he actually has a transgender girlfriend) explained to him one on one some of the benefits of dating a trans woman, he then came out, gave me a huge hug, kissed me on the forehead and said I'm sorry you didn't feel safe to let me know sooner, and he explained how he thought he hadn't met a trans woman and had a totally different view, he said I am the most feminine woman he has ever dated lol. He then said he will look after me, he's been super masculine and dominant lately he's so protective of me, he won't even let me get out of the car he lifts me out. We had amazing sex, and he took me out for dinner, then we rolled up on the couch and had a really great conversation. He said he genuinely could not tell. And he'd prefer we continue as we already were. It's like a dream I did not expect it to go this well!

Spoiler: The comments are full of psychopaths, of course.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Trans musician Ethel Cain had psycho fans do a big hack with old songs, pre-trans photos, etc. I assume some of this "hacking" involved "using the same password everywhere" and "not deleting everything despite having some of the craziest fans in music.'"

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While posting this is an L because it's letting the hackers win (which Cain even mentions) the real fun is in the r/popheads subreddit, where people seem to think this site did it. There's no Ethel Cain thread. If there was and you posted about doing this you'd get banned and mocked.

Please enjoy someone getting trauma from reading a Wikipedia entry and thinking that leaking old songs is payback for political statements.

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Hell yeah, fuck this troon. Leaks anywhere?

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"Pre transition me was wrong, awful, something I should never have been".

Keep that statement in mind when you see what he looks like post-transition:

Spoiler: Much better

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Alternative universe king cobra

 

[Law]

This now has me genuinely wondering how much Thiel is behind Trump's heavy handed trans-roll back. Is he one of those types?

I thought Peter Thiel was invested in medical companies that were making bank off the trans trend because Palantir sells data analytics to big pharma companies. I'll have to look into that cause now it sounds like I may be wrong.
If trans is somehow no longer profitable for these Moloch Worshippers Captains of Industry then it really is Joever.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Troon finds love.
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Why are women like that? Oh. Wait ...

Troons doesn't matter if male or female all fetishize the gender they want to be, and men tend to really be obsessed with some creepy porn version of adolescent girls.

BUT IT"S NOT A FETISH! is all they can scream.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

On an older thread about some Troon experiencing “girl horny.”

 

[Mad_Dog]

Alternative universe king cobra

Queen with a cobra

 

[TheSunSets]

Tranny seething about passport identifier and travelling to Japan.

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Profile awash with Warhammer, shocker.

 

[DogSnoopySnoop]

On an older thread about some Troon experiencing “girl horny.”

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I’ve wondered this ever since I started following the troonery, but what is a full body orgasm?? Is it actually a thing compared to an ‘normal’? orgasm and if so, is it really something only women achieve? (excuse my ignorance; my body doesn’t work right)

Based on the fact that I’ve only ever heard troons talk about this, I’m going to assume it’s something stupid they got from porn because they seem to really believe that porn is totally accurate for women. This troon makes it sound like some ‘omega in heat’ kinda of thing from a creepy A/B/O fanfic. And only further serves to convince me they’re only transitioning for the fetish.

Edit: basically I’m wondering exactly how porn rotted they are. Are they chasing something that men can’t achieve (which they seem to believe)? Or are they chasing something that doesn’t even exist at all?

 

[Mad_Dog]

I’ve wondered this ever since I started following the troonery, but what is a full body orgasm?? Is it actually a thing compared to an ‘normal’? orgasm and if so, is it really something only women achieve? (excuse my ignorance; my body doesn’t work right)

Based on the fact that I’ve only ever heard troons talk about this, I’m going to assume it’s something stupid they got from porn because they seem to really believe that porn is totally accurate for women. This troon makes it sound like some ‘omega in heat’ kinda of thing from a creepy A/B/O fanfic. And only further serves to convince me they’re only transitioning for the fetish.

Edit: basically I’m wondering exactly how porn rotted they are. Are they chasing something that men can’t achieve (which they seem to believe)? Or are they chasing something that doesn’t even exist at all?

I don't know, but a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes, and it can last for as long as 90 minutes. Wait until the troons hear about that, they're going to transplant pig vaginas into their asses like there's no tomorrow.