DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

To be honest I find the Malkavian a joy to play and due to it's abilities at several points make certain levels piss easy. Of course getting through dialogues is another matter though for those who know the game if you play as a Malkavian you get hints early on what actually is going to happen at the end

Malkavians are really only a second or third run clan though. A lot of the dialogue is full of spoilers even though you don't really know what they mean (Very in character for Malks). Knowing Dave he will pick Clan Tremere and spam blood magic at his enemies to make everything relatively easier.

To be fair Clan Tremere was my first clan too, but there is a lot more interesting blood magic than just spamming blood missiles at enemies. I can't imagine it would be a full playthrough though because this retard will throw all his points into melee and hit endgame where melee is basically fucking worthless outside of very specific builds for Nosferatu, Brujah, and Gangrels.

Odds are though he will frequently violate the masquerade by frenzying in public anyways because he doesn't feed on enough rats or homeless people.

 

[Balr0g]

Odds are though he will frequently violate the masquerade by frenzying in public anyways because he doesn't feed on enough rats or homeless people.

Or get a free blood bank in each district by flirting with one specific woman in the bars. After all he is married

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Thank you, Lord Philippe di Burnelli de' Medici, I have never heard of this weird thing called a "bouillon" AKA "stock cube"

 

[Corpun]

Or get a free blood bank in each district by flirting with one specific woman in the bars. After all he is married

He's completely ignore the seduction skill and the charisma ones in general. Phil will not be able to manage any skill system more complex than Fallout's S.P.E.C.I.A.L. and spend ten minutes asking his chat what to do, just like he did in Baulder's Gate 3.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't imagine it would be a full playthrough though because this retard will throw all his points into melee and hit endgame where melee is basically fucking worthless outside of very specific builds for Nosferatu, Brujah, and Gangrels.

Very optimistic of you to think that he'll ever hit endgame. Tremere is EZ mode but I can't see him even getting to Downtown.

 

[Corpun]

Very optimistic of you to think that he'll ever hit endgame. Tremere is EZ mode but I can't see him even getting to Downtown.

Knowing Dave if he gets to the Sabbat warehouse that is part of the Santa Monica section he will either run in and die to all the cannon fodder goons you are meant to sneak around and kill in small groups, or if he actually does plant the bomb he will get merked by the one Gangrel Sabbat that shows up that you have to fight.

In all fairness, it is a challenging early-game fight, but shouldn't be more than one or two deaths before you kill him. DSP and his lack of ability to adapt or understand he just needs to stay the fuck away and spam ranged attacks though will be the end of him. He definitely doesn't have the intelligence to understand combat boils down to scrolling through your vampiric abilities and making sure blood buff is always active.

Either way it will be fun watching him struggle through Santa Monica for more than it should take him and whine about how slow the game is. If he doesn't spoil the hotel for himself and act like people who are afraid of it are sissy bitches and he is a tough guy who never gets scared that segment should be enjoyable. He absolutely WILL get lost in the sewers if he goes with Nosferatu though.

Joey Snipes

Joey Snipes? It's a goddamn nickname. His name is Sniperelli.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well, here are the top two picks. The rage and moral sperging are going to be great

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

In all fairness, it is a challenging early-game fight, but shouldn't be more than one or two deaths before you kill him. DSP and his lack of ability to adapt or understand he just needs to stay the fuck away and spam ranged attacks though will be the end of him. He definitely doesn't have the intelligence to understand combat boils down to scrolling through your vampiric abilities and making sure blood buff is always active.

Either way it will be fun watching him struggle through Santa Monica for more than it should take him and whine about how slow the game is. If he doesn't spoil the hotel for himself and act like people who are afraid of it are sissy bitches and he is a tough guy who never gets scared that segment should be enjoyable. He absolutely WILL get lost in the sewers if he goes with Nosferatu though.

I could see some dancing monkey telling him to specc for melee in the early game and then go full guns as soon as they become viable. The problem is that Bloodlines is janky as fuck and the gunplay is dated and terrible so the last few fights are brutal as fuck. With his poor eyesight, shit low IQ gameplay, drunken aim and terrible reactions the furthest I can see him getting to before ragequitting is the fight against the Society of Leopold where you have to save the professor.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

You all acting like he’s going to play more than 2 hours of ANY game from now on is pretty hilarious.

The podcast will soon take over all gameplay.

 

[Corpun]

I could see some dancing monkey telling him to specc for melee in the early game and then go full guns as soon as they become viable. The problem is that Bloodlines is janky as fuck and the gunplay is dated and terrible so the last few fights are brutal as fuck. With his poor eyesight, shit low IQ gameplay, drunken aim and terrible reactions the furthest I can see him getting to before ragequitting is the fight against the Society of Leopold where you have to save the professor.

If he gets passed that part there is no fucking way he manages to either survive 5 minutes running from the werewolf or killing it at Griffith Park, succeeds in fighting the Kwei Jin lady (If he manages to complete the puzzle to get to her boss fight area), and fight the Sherif. The salt that game will provide no matter how quick he rage quits it will be amazing.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Good evening, Everyone, Phil here, welcome to the Daily Wrap

 

[Lord_Point]

Chess is one of those games where you need to learn openings, think ahead, set up traps etc. Even if you have a bot open on your second screen feeding you the best moves, if you don't understand the logic behind it and / or are incapable of explaining it to your audience you'd just get exposed as the dimwit you are.

They have bots which run the skill range, the default starter bot is near retarded and it will sacrifice pieces for no reason and make really bad trades, bishop for pawn, queen for knight, etc. There is also an undo button for when the game DRAHPS his input and moved the wrong piece!

I think chess is 100% on the menu so he can roll a toddler level bot and pat himself on the back then tell us totally real stories he never mentioned before about how he was toooo smart for his schools chess club or how he used to go to his local park, locate a backpack stealing American, and shoot them in cold blood for their street fighter dollies play them in chess.

 

[Digger10]

Still hasn't tried putting together that LEGO set he bought? Shame.

 

[Balr0g]

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Waiting for the coming "trolls have manipulated the votes so I will play WW2K24 and ET"

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Waiting for the coming "trolls have manipulated the votes so I will play WW2K24 and ET"

No way he's playing ET, he's was too retarded to setup an emulator.

It'll be Zelda 64 so he has something to shit on and WW2k24 so he has his buff dudes to look at.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

No way he's playing ET, he's was too retarded to setup an emulator.

It'll be Zelda 64 so he has something to shit on and WW2k24 so he has his buff dudes to look at.

He might not even play WWE2K24 because of how uppity WWE is in playing any wrestling footage ever. Phil's stream will get flagged by YouTube even for like 30 seconds-1 minute of WWE footage.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I think Phil is hyper retarded.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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I am a true and honest professionally diagnosed hypermobile-style individual and I cannot reach this position without dislocating my hip or knee or both. One thing I've been told is that working out and building muscle around problematic joints can mitigate dislocations and subluxations which i can attest has significantly improved my own personal issues with hypermobility. I have to assume that if he does actually have a hypermobility disorder then he's made entirely out of fat and would dislocate every joint in his body if he attempted anything more strenuous than sitting in that chair 16 hours a day. also probably why he considers walking and carrying groceries to be hardcore workouts.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“College is a scam. It didn’t get me a job”
You got a bachelor in finance. It’s a worthless degree. A degree in computer sciences would been better, but he was too stupid to understand anything. Getting a degree in business is like getting a degree in philosophy