Culture Blind date: ‘I hoped my first ever blind date would be with a good human … nailed it’ - Holly, 42, an NHS service manager, meets Johnny, 45, a product manager

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Holly on Johnny​


What were you hoping for?
A new experience that would push me out of my comfort zone. Meeting someone I liked would be a bonus.

First impressions?
Nice smile, soft jumper and a warm, welcoming energy.

What did you talk about?
Travel. Tattoos. Turtles. Politics. Music. Family. Our careers and dreams.

Most awkward moment?
When I knocked over my wine and it spread an embarrassingly long way. But he was so nice about it, so the awkwardness didn’t last long.

Good table manners?
Polite and generous. He offered me his napkin to wipe up the spilt wine.

Best thing about Johnny?
Lots comes to mind but probably his sense of humour.

Would you introduce Johnny to your friends?
Yes, I think they would love him.

Describe Johnny in three words.
Considerate, funny and conscientious.

What do you think Johnny made of you?
Probably that I am a bit scatty and don’t take myself too seriously.

Did you go on somewhere?
I couldn’t stay out late unfortunately. But I would have, had I been able to.

And … did you kiss?
No, but we had a nice hug.

If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?
Stayed out longer and maybe have done a fun activity together.

Marks out of 10?
9 (or there’s no room for improvement).

Would you meet again?
Yes. We swapped numbers, so hoping to meet again soon.

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Johnny on Holly

What were you hoping for?
For my first ever blind date (yikes!) to be with a really good human to make the experience lovely. Nailed it – danke schön, Guardian!

First impressions?
Stylish dresser, tall and a hugger.

What did you talk about?
Trump and what the US will be like, particularly for women. Things we learned about ourselves in 2024. Taylor Swift (we’re both fans and have seen her live). Colonisation and the awful impact it had on various First Nations peoples.

Most awkward moment?
Probably the first few minutes as I was super nervous.

Good table manners?
Great! We agreed that pork crackling needed to be eaten with our hands.

Best thing about Holly?
She struck me as a really curious, open-minded person.

Would you introduce Holly to your friends?
I would. They’d have a lot in common.

Describe Holly in three words.
Curious, interesting and warm.

What do you think Holly made of you?
I’d say funny, interesting, cheeky and sweary. She told me I was nice, too.

Did you go on somewhere?
Logistics meant we had to go our separate ways.

And... did you kiss?
Negative, Ghost Rider.

If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?
To have continued it after dinner.

Marks out of 10?
A very enjoyable 8/10 for the date itself (I ain’t rating humans out of 10).

Would you meet again?
Yes, we’re planning to. I’m intrigued to learn more about her.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/feb/01/blind-date-holly-johnny (Archive)
 
The fuck? That woman looks eerily like that cop who got fired for fucking half the cops in her department and somehow came out with a payday
Hate that I knew exactly who you referred to with this comment, hate I instantly agreed with you, hate that I google image searched "cop who fucked her colleagues" to confirm, hate that I posted the two faces here side by side to demonstrate
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Why the fuck does my brain work like this? (:_(

EDIT: My hate for everything aside.....is nobody gonna talk about this fucking nightmare?
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Trump and what the US will be like, particularly for women. Things we learned about ourselves in 2024. Taylor Swift (we’re both fans and have seen her live). Colonisation and the awful impact it had on various First Nations peoples.
I knew by looking at his face that this guy had a small dick

Sucks fir them both. He won't be able to make her cum and he's gonna get cheated on with a Trump voter

Tragic
 
What did you talk about?
Trump and what the US will be like, particularly for women. Things we learned about ourselves in 2024. Taylor Swift (we’re both fans and have seen her live). Colonisation and the awful impact it had on various First Nations peoples.
,,,
Okay Guardian, this is too much. I want you to sit in the corner and think about what you just did.
 
Would you introduce Holly to your friends?
I would. They’d have a lot in common
In the unlikely event that you have a friend who isn't a soy-ridden cuck then make sure not to introduce him to this chick if you want any more dates.
 
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It's like when the two ugly kids in middle school finally hooked up

I don't wanna be too jaded here because I just recently had a blind date that was an unmitigated disaster and a gargantuan waste of money and time, so idk I guess good for them, whatever man
Tranny? Pooner? Hambeast? Null?
 
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