Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

Saw someone had pointed out NaL mentioning Marty's death on her Instagram. Her next stream is going to be absolutely insufferable with her claiming to know him and such I bet. Just a heads up
wont be long before she starts talking about how she thought he was kinda cute and if cobes and aaron did not want her she could have given marty a shot.
 
wont be long before she starts talking about how she thought he was kinda cute and if cobes and aaron did not want her she could have given marty a shot.
At some point, she might claim Marty tried to contact her, but she rejected him because she was too good for him, or something. BPDemons love being the ones who reject people.
 
I'm watching the Messica stream from last night/this morning.
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The only reason I am so invested in NAL is knowing her easy ride of living rent free at her parents isnt gonna last forever, I need to see how her story ends.
i think thats one of the more interesting parts of her story at this point. one day her parents will die and with them goes all the money they may or may not have. she will be all alone forced to pay property taxes and whatever else her parents handled.

i think she knows this to be the case as well which is why she was hoping she could latch onto josh or aaron. now unless she finds another victim the clocks ticking till the bog witch homeless arc.
 
She was talking about a young homeless guy last night. He was high, wreaked of weed, and was giving out his life story to seemingly no one. She just happened to pass by so he starts talking to her. He made the grave injustice against her which was daring to bother her. She repaid him in kind by calling the cops on him, what an absolute peach.

The only reason I am so invested in NAL is knowing her easy ride of living rent free at her parents isnt gonna last forever, I need to see how her story ends.
The above will be her ending, living on the streets, talking to no one, (broke her phone in a tard rage and couldn't afford another one to livestream), high out of her mind, on the run from the cops for whoring herself out. It's like she has already met her future by some sort of mystical movie magic, except she's not young.
 
i think thats one of the more interesting parts of her story at this point. one day her parents will die and with them goes all the money they may or may not have. she will be all alone forced to pay property taxes and whatever else her parents handled.

i think she knows this to be the case as well which is why she was hoping she could latch onto josh or aaron. now unless she finds another victim the clocks ticking till the bog witch homeless arc.
If it was NAL from 2-3 years ago, I’d have considered that she’d be somewhat able to latch onto a guy and trap him but post-cobraverse NAL is reprehensible and abysmally unattractive inside and out. She has no redeeming qualities and she’s a legitimate danger to anyone she comes into contact with.
The reason I’m hooked on watching her is because over the past year you can really tell how irrepairable the damage she’s done to herself is and it’s genuinely fascinating because you’re watching someone who absolutley has no way of becoming a better person and she gets worse and worse each week. No man on Earth (worth a shit and could provide for her) would do it for no more than a month, when the love-bombing and wendussy gets tiresome. It’ll get to the point where the demogorgon will fully inhabit her body and she’ll be on a JCS-inspired interrogation analysis video.
The conclusion to her story will be infinitely more kino than we can even speculate.
 
She was talking about a young homeless guy last night. He was high, wreaked of weed, and was giving out his life story to seemingly no one. She just happened to pass by so he starts talking to her. He made the grave injustice against her which was daring to bother her. She repaid him in kind by calling the cops on him, what an absolute peach.


The above will be her ending, living on the streets, talking to no one, (broke her phone in a tard rage and couldn't afford another one to livestream), high out of her mind, on the run from the cops for whoring herself out. It's like she has already met her future by some sort of mystical movie magic, except she's not young.
I listened to the Jessica Messica stream this morning at work, and I now hate her so much more. I didnt think it was possible at this point tbh
 
i think thats one of the more interesting parts of her story at this point. one day her parents will die and with them goes all the money they may or may not have. she will be all alone forced to pay property taxes and whatever else her parents handled.

i think she knows this to be the case as well which is why she was hoping she could latch onto josh or aaron. now unless she finds another victim the clocks ticking till the bog witch homeless arc.
The funniest part to me is that she could easily repair things with Josh. I'd imagine it's not too hard to get on Josh's good side, just stop talking shit and blame it all on the trolls and he would eat it up. But she is so unhinged she can't get out of her own way and can't help but sabotage her own schemes.
 
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