Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Do you think she did naked twirls for the psych doctors in The Meadows when she wasn't psychotically fisting herself?
Yes, it's part of her mating dance:

<takes off all of her clothes>

"This is where you put your penis!"

<squats and angrily points to her crotch>

"You stick it in like this, see?"

<does retard twirl and faces the window>

"I AM AN WOMAN AND I HAVE AN VAGINA! HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!>
 
On her Twitter, one of her chubby chasing gooners tells her she would look better with some new smaller glasses. There's only one problem with that...
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Emily is so special, they only make her eyeglasses prescription in one size. I'm not opthalmologist but I'm not sure if that is true. Pretty much everything I've looked into says they make your lenses any size you want.

Another pointless lie from our special genderless blob with special needs.
 
On her Twitter, one of her chubby chasing gooners tells her she would look better with some new smaller glasses. There's only one problem with that...
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Emily is so special, they only make her eyeglasses prescription in one size. I'm not opthalmologist but I'm not sure if that is true. Pretty much everything I've looked into says they make your lenses any size you want.

Another pointless lie from our special genderless blob with special needs.
I know certain medical conditions can disqualify people from getting LASIK. She's probably not lying about that.
 
Here's an upload of Emily's amateur porn because she said she's going to delete her copy.

Kiwifarms Rule #1: Archive EVERYTHING

the fact she's foumd gooners to simp for her truly make me yearn for nuclear Armageddon. No one asked for this. isn't her constantly getting naked and humiliating herself a digeorge thing?
 
the fact she's foumd gooners to simp for her truly make me yearn for nuclear Armageddon. No one asked for this. isn't her constantly getting naked and humiliating herself a digeorge thing?
I wouldn't say it's specifically tied to her DiGeorge syndrome. The actual reasons might be a bit more disturbing.

Emily has the mentality of an 11 year old girl. If you knew a young girl who was doing this same behavior, it would raise a lot of red flags. At some point I her life, Emily was taught to behave like this. Sure, she was groomed by the pedophile but she met him by being a virtual child prostitute on Second Life. She was already engaging in this behavior before she met him.

We can only speculate on what she was exposed to. Personally, my theory is she was abused by her stepbrother Rikky. He is also mentally retarded, and has a disturbing criminal record. He was one of those guys who hooks up with older men on Grindr and robs them. Emily also has said that Rikky would "sneak into her room". Pictures of her room at that time show that it's pretty small. I think that if he was sneaking into her room, she was probably sleeping and we can only imagine what happened from there.
 
Emily is so special, they only make her eyeglasses prescription in one size. I'm not opthalmologist but I'm not sure if that is true. Pretty much everything I've looked into says they make your lenses any size you want.
I imagine this is Emily misunderstanding. As far as I know, you can get your glasses in any shape with any prescription. I’ve ordered glasses from online before, clicked several pair, and there was no disclaimer that they don’t make it with xyz prescription. Same with getting glasses in person. Like @Trombonista said, some eye problems do indeed exclude you from getting lasik though.

I assume either
A) Emily misunderstood what the person was saying and thought they meant the thickness of the glasses.
B) Emily gets Tard bucks right? Often government programs are restrictive on what frames they will pay for. You get a much smaller selection of frames if big daddy government is paying for them and her current frames is one of the few the government is willing to pay for.
 
I imagine this is Emily misunderstanding. As far as I know, you can get your glasses in any shape with any prescription. I’ve ordered glasses from online before, clicked several pair, and there was no disclaimer that they don’t make it with xyz prescription. Same with getting glasses in person. Like @Trombonista said, some eye problems do indeed exclude you from getting lasik though.

I assume either
A) Emily misunderstood what the person was saying and thought they meant the thickness of the glasses.
B) Emily gets Tard bucks right? Often government programs are restrictive on what frames they will pay for. You get a much smaller selection of frames if big daddy government is paying for them and her current frames is one of the few the government is willing to pay for.
From what I can tell, if you have prism lenses (those funky wedge shape ones) you can't get them in some of the super thin or stylish frames due to the weight of them. But in general in 99% of frames you can get any lenses in them. I assume B is the more likely reason why Emily thinks she has to stick with frames straight out of a 60s sitcom.

I also know that several eye surgeries won't be carried out on patients with high chlosterol, so its possible Emily's poor diet is contributing to the decision to turn her down for it.
 
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