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Imagine having to pretend to like being around obese, black, screeching trannies.
Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once
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JohnnyG
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I'd imagine both are 100% camera/attention oriented, so once it's off the "scene" is over and they both wander off to find the next opportunity for attention.
Apparently "Peppermint" is 45, so 20 years older than Soolander? Meaning the TLC producers arranged their hot tub dates when Slammer was a teenager and Prep was pushing 40?
I guess ratings would've gone through the roof if they'd succeeded and got to have an "AIDS can happen to anyone, even Fellow Straight White Males like myself" story line...
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Probably when he updates things it'll have to be changed. Not sure if the people will know he's a guy at a glance. He's one of the only troons that has a chance at going stealth and maybe getting away with keeping the F on his driver's license.
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Jews are basically Schroedinger's White People, where they can be white or nonwhite depending on who is talking about them. But some are just obviously something other than white, and Sandwich looks like he could be named Mohammed Abbas.
Imagine hanging out with your 'friend', and the only thing they ever tell anyone about you is your demographic checkboxes and how amazing it is that someone of their demographic checkboxes is friends with someone of your demographic checkboxes.
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This is true for federal and Florida documentation. He is probably eligible for a Massachusetts driver's license by virtue of living + attending school in the state, even if he does not intend to stay there post graduation; if he got one of those it would presumably still say 'F'. Between being a quasi-celebrity + trooning out before the culture wars got intense, I would imagine he was able to change his birth certificate as well. Since he was born in Florida I could see the Legislature there passing a law undoing all gender changes on birth certificates but they + Ron DeSantis have not (yet) pulled the trigger on that.
Does this result in inconsistent documentation? Yes and it is not a new problem - when Joe Biden was president troons in red states could update federal paperwork (social security, passport) but not state level paperwork (birth certificate, driver's license). The problem is just reversed now that Trump is in office and it will presumably flip again the next time a Democrat becomes president.
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Cinder needs the constant trans rights distractions or else he will be alone with his thoughts and slowly go insane. There is no healing from this kind of brainrot.
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SANDER UPDATE!!!
Sander is moving in with his gf, and tells us, with the enthusiasm of someone who’s about to kicked in the balls, that it’s their first time moving in with a “significant other” and they’re both very excited.
(There’s definitely nothing he’d rather do than this, especially not living at home with mommy, looking at old pictures together and being told that he’s a ‘good boy!’.)
He then, without an ounce of shame, tells us that it’s the girlfriend who’s in charge of setting up the furniture, since he’s “not good at it.”
What a pathetic, sad failure of a man.
Sander is moving in with his gf, and tells us, with the enthusiasm of someone who’s about to kicked in the balls, that it’s their first time moving in with a “significant other” and they’re both very excited.
(There’s definitely nothing he’d rather do than this, especially not living at home with mommy, looking at old pictures together and being told that he’s a ‘good boy!’.)
He then, without an ounce of shame, tells us that it’s the girlfriend who’s in charge of setting up the furniture, since he’s “not good at it.”
What a pathetic, sad failure of a man.
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Sander moving in with his girlfriend:
Sander experiencing horrible antisemitism:
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I could definitely see Sawyer being the sort of sneaky fuck that will go through other peoples shit at the shelter while they're out for a smoke or otherwise away from their stuff. I never trust anyone as performatively "nice" as Santos.
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Does Seesaw actually like this woman or is he terrified of dying alone surrounded by penis? Castrated ones and not.
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He likes any woman who will have sex with him. It's the sort of relationship one usually has as a teenager, where sex is the primary selector for who you are involved with. He is very stunted, emotionally. Unsurprising, since that evil bitch, Jeanette, has done her absolute best to retard the development of her children in every way possible.
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Sounds like he expects you're meant to live with a lot of people before settling down.
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He's leaner(?), he's meaner, he shaved himself cleaner!
Seriously if someone showed me only the two pics and said they're different guys, I'd believe it.
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This is as cringe as anything put out by Zdenka. It really runs in the family.
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I dunno man. Sander strikes me as incredibly non-sexual.
If he good choose between a sloppy blowjob from some broad and 50 people slapping him on the back going: “You’re such a good ally, Sander!” I’m pretty sure he’d go for the virtue points.
Think it’s more a case of trauma bonding between these two.
Sanders gf lost her mom when she was a kid. Sander never had a mom.
And note how they moved together because the girlfriend was burglarized.
It’s a case of two broken people who ran into each other.
Also note that Sander seems to be taking the role as the child in this relationship as well. The girlfriend gets to be the boring grownup who puts the furniture together. Sander gets to goof around with his phone and do TikTok’s.
At least they’ll get to cut down on the utility bill, since they won’t need a humidifier. That woman’s vagina must not just be dry as sandpaper, but likely also sucks out any moisture in a 10 feet radius.
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I'm not so sure - usually, dorks like him who virtue signal for prog-faggot causes are doing so because they think it will help them get pussy. It's women who virtue-signal for asspats; loser men do it to get access to women (it rarely works, which is why those guys are always accused of sexual assault at some point).
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He seems as low libido as Jazz, tbh.
He also has a lot of mommy issues. He's moved with the mother figure he never had and I'm sure in his subconscious, he's fucking his mother.
He also has a lot of mommy issues. He's moved with the mother figure he never had and I'm sure in his subconscious, he's fucking his mother.
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I can't decide which is more likely:
- during sex Samber can't make eye contact, then says "Mommy", but later tries to play it off like it's the same as porno "daddy" talk,
or
- he's constantly like "look into my eyes. We're so connected rn" and she has to hold back vomit
- during sex Samber can't make eye contact, then says "Mommy", but later tries to play it off like it's the same as porno "daddy" talk,
or
- he's constantly like "look into my eyes. We're so connected rn" and she has to hold back vomit
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I dunno what's worse, sex with Sander or sex with Jazz. One will cry during sex or will call you "mommy" and the other will end up with both of you going to ER after his "designer vagina" explodes.
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I think Sandy would both cry and call you "mommy."
Truthfully, frottage is probably the most intensity either of them can handle, albeit for different reasons.