DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[KD6-3.7]

Listening to his end-of-stream guilt trip, it made me realize that it’s like he’s desperately trying to solve some kind of equation that he has created in his brain. Like one day he’s going to magically unlock a series of gameplay streams where he hits the goal every single day for the rest of his streaming days. He’s mentally unwell. This is weird addict behavior.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Exhilarating stream of staring at chat waiting to be told what to do and begging. He is nervous about kahntributions cause it might mess up his cake.

The cake is going straight into the garbage
“I wanted to eat the cake, but you guys didn’t want it. I know DJTrumpReal; I wanted to eat the cake too. It’s all your guys’ fault. If we met the goals, I could have tried that cake. You know, guys, I’m not gonna lie. That cake smelled really good. I would love to try a piece. Oh well. I guess we’ll never know.”

I swear, he’s going to say something like this. An 80 dollars cake went into kat’s mouth aka the trash can

 

[dent_whisperer]

The cake is going straight into the garbage

That's a weird way of saying Kat's stomach

 

[emitter]

The sudden shift to him becoming a foot/feeder fetish streamer really caught me off guard, especially given how much of a sexless and prudish (but still obviously homosexual) person he is. I mean he was literally SHAKING HIS ASS ON STREAM a few days ago

I will never not be completely astounded by the creation and use of this:

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Surely he'll eat the #ItalianRumCakeREAL off stream rather than throw it in the garbage. Those
C-cup bosoms aren't going to grow themselves.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Surely he'll eat the #ItalianRumCakeREAL off stream rather than throw it in the garbage. Those
C-cup bosoms aren't going to grow themselves.

I think the cake has already been eaten. All this stalling and bitching feels like a shitty attempt to cover up that he and the horse blew through that thing in a single night.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Remember guys, he's not fat.
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Is he getting fatter? I'm pretty sure that shirt wasn't bursting at the seams not so long ago. Might just be we see his profile more now and he's just a blob with stick arms and legs

 

[DerelictOnion]

We are slowly getting to the point where he'll dangle his dinner in front of the camera and threaten that if the dents don't pay he won't eat it. And they don't want to leave him hanging and hungry, right? Correct? Alright, now let's see the contributions going!

 

[lupinthethird]

Phil has a goatee on top of being afraid of women. He’s gay.

Goatee in 2025 is crazy
He should just dye it like he dyes his hair, he'd look even more like a clown sure but what does this mf have to lose at this point

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

it made me realize that it’s like he’s desperately trying to solve some kind of equation that he has created in his brain.

"I performed the Rain Dance perfectly, where is the rain goddammit!"

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Goatee in 2025 is crazy
He should just dye it like he dyes his hair, he'd look even more like a clown sure but what does this mf have to lose at this point

Calling the goutee a goatee is being really fucking generous if you ask me. Grey hairs aside he clearly picks out the hair due as a stress response so it's patchy as fuck and makes an already awful looking man worse

 

[CannedBacon]

The cake is going straight into the garbage
“I wanted to eat the cake, but you guys didn’t want it. I know DJTrumpReal; I wanted to eat the cake too. It’s all your guys’ fault. If we met the goals, I could have tried that cake. You know, guys, I’m not gonna lie. That cake smelled really good. I would love to try a piece. Oh well. I guess we’ll never know.”

I swear, he’s going to say something like this. An 80 dollars cake went into kat’s mouth aka the trash can

This is far hilariously far too accurate lmao. I believe he'll actually dump it to prove a point to his dents

 

[Elbe]

This is far hilariously far too accurate lmao. I believe he'll actually dump it to prove a point to his dents

Not a chance in hell a cake leaves that building un-eaten.

 

[HorseSense]

Listening to his end-of-stream guilt trip, it made me realize that it’s like he’s desperately trying to solve some kind of equation that he has created in his brain. Like one day he’s going to magically unlock a series of gameplay streams where he hits the goal every single day for the rest of his streaming days. He’s mentally unwell. This is weird addict behavior.

One day, the Anti-Beg Equation will belong to Pigsyde.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>blames indies for not hitting goal
>meanwhile the triplest of all triple A games COD didn't meet the goal either
surely there's SOMETHING that ties it all together, that makes sense of this. a common denominator. a missing link. It can't be Phil himself, we've already ruled that out. He did everything correct after all. Gotta be those damn greedy dents keeping all of Phil's hard-earned money for themselves.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The pre-streams in 2025 are already incredibly weird. Phil has become an e-thot and is desperately trying to sideline gaming, but his audience won't let him. I think if the pre-stream extended to this horrifying 6-hour model he wants his actual fans like Jayde will bail fast and the Larpers will float but bail when it gets very loopy. Even now, the restreamers are getting thinner because he just loops on and on and on.

One thing I am surprised with, though, is his whaling is getting progressively smaller as there were SSI payments, but no one came out. LisaLou is pretty much once or twice a month with a now smaller $50 tip. He is trying to clear $6000 dollars a month but I am not seeing it now because he spited himself on his goals because he had to accumulate everything, but in doing so, he cut down his actual tips considerably.

We know the fucker DoorDashes daily and uses Amazon every other day for asinine crap but with his dip in revenue and his Youtube getting nothing but superchats and memberships, along with Kick being propped up by Perry the White. It's looking pretty dark and I think he is going to stop paying his mortgage. I think KC is going to drop him very shortly too and when they do, Kick is getting banworlded.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I think the cake has already been eaten. All this stalling and bitching feels like a shitty attempt to cover up that he and the horse blew through that thing in a single night.

Since it is ok to call his wife fat he should blame her and run an emergency fundraiser for a two cakes so his fat wife has her own.

You know what PPP needs to convince Phil to turn Kat into a feeder by convincing him Null's love for obese women will get him to take down Phil's thread.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The pre-streams in 2025 are already incredibly weird. Phil has become an e-thot and is desperately trying to sideline gaming, but his audience won't let him. I think if the pre-stream extended to this horrifying 6-hour model he wants his actual fans like Jayde will bail fast and the Larpers will float but bail when it gets very loopy. Even now, the restreamers are getting thinner because he just loops on and on and on.

One thing I am surprised with, though, is his whaling is getting progressively smaller as there were SSI payments, but no one came out. LisaLou is pretty much once or twice a month with a now smaller $50 tip. He is trying to clear $6000 dollars a month but I am not seeing it now because he spited himself on his goals because he had to accumulate everything, but in doing so, he cut down his actual tips considerably.

We know the fucker DoorDashes daily and uses Amazon every other day for asinine crap but with his dip in revenue and his Youtube getting nothing but superchats and memberships, along with Kick being propped up by Perry the White. It's looking pretty dark and I think he is going to stop paying his mortgage. I think KC is going to drop him very shortly too and when they do, Kick is getting banworlded.

Lisa Lou is a known OIC alt. Perry the white was in Doody's stream chat the other day.

The whales have really thinned out. All that's left of his whales is OIC and ICS if they're not the same person. Rare tricks, Dick Jones, Perry the white, and DankSneedPimp/Darksydepimp are all Kino Casino tourist paypigs.

 

[Digger10]

I think KC is going to drop him very shortly too

You guys have been saying that for half a year. Nostradamus you folks ain't.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The pre-streams in 2025 are already incredibly weird. Phil has become an e-thot and is desperately trying to sideline gaming, but his audience won't let him. I think if the pre-stream extended to this horrifying 6-hour model he wants his actual fans like Jayde will bail fast and the Larpers will float but bail when it gets very loopy. Even now, the restreamers are getting thinner because he just loops on and on and on.

One thing I am surprised with, though, is his whaling is getting progressively smaller as there were SSI payments, but no one came out. LisaLou is pretty much once or twice a month with a now smaller $50 tip. He is trying to clear $6000 dollars a month but I am not seeing it now because he spited himself on his goals because he had to accumulate everything, but in doing so, he cut down his actual tips considerably.

We know the fucker DoorDashes daily and uses Amazon every other day for asinine crap but with his dip in revenue and his Youtube getting nothing but superchats and memberships, along with Kick being propped up by Perry the White. It's looking pretty dark and I think he is going to stop paying his mortgage. I think KC is going to drop him very shortly too and when they do, Kick is getting banworlded.

Lucy Lou is OIC, as is ICS. Phil is literally held up by 3-4 dents.