Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

ferrari superamerica said:
i just watched some bunny maloney clips and there are often sex jokes. if you said any of them in discord server with minors you'd have zoomer drama channels make p skibidi party fr fr about you
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Oh my sweet child you have never experienced French degeneracy the French actually tried to make the age of consent higher than 14 and Oh my God everyone came out and complained about it.
There's only two types of Frenchmen disgusting degenerate sex perverts Parisians and fundamentalist Catholics.

Also molesting your students is a national pastime in France just ask the current president of France that's how he met his wife.
I'm not kidding she literally molested him in high school and then they got married.

It'd be easier to list the notable French academics who have not molested children.
 
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Patrick Not-Star said:
Saber is complaining about AI again.

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Fun fact his editor is a transgender man.

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And “he” used to be a “she” but for some reason grew an eggplant for a dick for his kittens. I guess that makes him gay and a faggot. And yes he also edits for that Q Reviews. Another idiot with a KiwiFarms thread.
 
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I love how he watches absolute garbage meant for babies and loves it unless it was made by a conservative or Christian. If it was made by a conservative or Christian it's time to spergout and pretend he cares about the quality of the product.

Looking at his soy damaged face makes me want to make a "KiwiFarm TroonPool" where we bet on which cow goes trans next. Spark is a top contender
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Looking at his soy damaged face makes me want to make a "KiwiFarm TroonPool" where we bet on which cow goes trans next. Spark is a top contender
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We also could use a groompool thread. Sabersparks is someone who I can picture trooning out and being arrested for CP. Even sonic arms aren't blue era Chris-Chan didn't come across pedophilics, unlike Sabersparks Bluey fixation.
 
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Normally I wouldn't even post here because I don't care about that guy, but I accidentally stumbled on this thread after seeing this in my recommended.
Not really a jab at him, moreso at youtube because that's fucking terrible, even another ytber by the name of BitterSnake made a vid about it before he did and I can smell the next adpocalypse coming very soon, but anyways I've read the OP + 5 pages into the thread and while I understand why he has a thread (furfag manlet, lolcowish behaviour like getting mad at stupid shit, probs also mentally ill, has a funny voice like he has a voice crack every 30 seconds and I stopped watching that vid after like 3 minutes), but he's such a boring lolcow.

The only thing interesting happening on this thread is whenever 1 of his simps or a random furfag comes to his defence.

It'd be a miracle if this makes out of PG.

Marty Robbins said:
it was made by a conservative or Christian. If it was made by a conservative or Christian it's time to spergout and pretend he cares about the quality of the product.
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He's definitely biased in his reporting like by never making a video on any SJW troonslop, but TBF you really can't defend this dogshite either:
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Atleast the teletubbies and Thomas the autism engine had a budget.
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
but TBF you really can't defend this dogshite either:
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That movie was made by one self-thought 3D animator by reprogramming a 90s game engine with nearly zero budget. Saberspark shitting on it shows how fake his anti-AI bandwagon really is. Even Doug Walker, while making fun of the same movie, said he was impressed by it being animated by one guy using Windows 98 technology and admitted the voice acting and writing aren’t the worst he came across. Considering the film, don't shy away from baby sacrificing being in a children's movie.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
I love how he watches absolute garbage meant for babies and loves it unless it was made by a conservative or Christian. If it was made by a conservative or Christian it's time to spergout and pretend he cares about the quality of the product.
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As bad as many of those conservative cartoons are, the title of his videos really implies he's ready to bash the shit out of them because it doesn't align with his dogma. Most people who cover these bad conservative cartoons either laugh at how hilariously bad they are or go in depth on why they fail and even go on to point interesting insights.
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
but he's such a boring lolcow.
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I enjoyed it when he covered obscure, no-budget animated films from the 1990s and 2000s. Even if his review sucked, I was introduced to some great so-bad-it's-good movies.

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Fag Alert Major Fag Alert said:

Blud got roasted for the crime of being a shitty cartoon reviewer
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"I had to watch his shit on 1.5 speed"

I don't care if the video's cringe or whatever, he practically mentioned my main issue with this faggot. Why does he speak so fucking slow?
 
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