You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[The Last Stand]

Retards on any forum, including this one, who refer to their husband or wife as Mr <user name> or Mrs <user name>. I have no idea who the fuck you are, you're not some known internet personality, just say "my husband" or "my wife" or what the fuck ever.

People use that method for screen names if they're a couple playing together. Why bring attention to yourself like that? Just play the damn game.

 

[Fyrnite]

People use that method for screen names if they're a couple playing together. Why bring attention to yourself like that? Just play the damn game.

It's like those people who use their real names as their screen names. JustinR923 or robert32 for example. The whole point of the internet is not to make it that easy to know who you are. You reserve those kinds of names for personal things like making an account for a portal to your medical records or for signing up just to fill out an online application. They're not meant for everywhere else on the internet. Why not just add your damn home address in your profile and include your social security too while you're at it.

 

[The Last Stand]

It's like those people who use their real names as their screen names. JustinR923 or robert32 for example. The whole point of the internet is not to make it that easy to know who you are.

Another point with that: when females blatantly point out that they're female with their screen names. Example: adding Ms, girl gamer to their name or clan tag. Now you're just fishing for attention.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

myostatin

fuckin ice-age genetic relic that makes man weak

 

[Shig O'nella]

Another point with that: when females blatantly point out that they're female with their screen names. Example: adding Ms, girl gamer to their name or clan tag. Now you're just fishing for attention.

I just assume those are invariably male.

Thread tax: People who don't keep their word. Not quite sure when lying became praiseworthy, but i don't fucking like it. You tell me you're gonna do something, fucking do it.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

Instagram. When it's good and you're on the funny side, God it's good.

But then all of the sudden there's an update or some shit & despite never interacting with such posts beyond pressing the "don't show me this shit" button, you have to slog through:
-Onlyfans whores
-Americans sperging about politics
-Germans sperging about politics
-Furfags, therians and other such undesirables
-More whores
-Coomer tranime pages
-More political sperging
-Armchair psychologist women
-Even more whores

I just want to see funny shit. I've only ever interacted with funny shit. I've only ever saved funny posts. I keep hitting "not interested" on all this bullshit yet somehow every other week I have to do the process all over again.

 

[オプセック]

Unpaid overtime work. That's mostly is.

 

[Dean Pentel]

People who don't understand why Pub Rules at work is a great idea.

I don't give a fuck what you believe. I don't give a fuck who you voted for or what you think of whatever political bullshit is dominating media/social media. There's a ton of stuff to get done so stop talking and let's fucking get to it.

 

[internet friend]

Instagram. When it's good and you're on the funny side, God it's good.

But then all of the sudden there's an update or some shit & despite never interacting with such posts beyond pressing the "don't show me this shit" button, you have to slog through:
-Onlyfans whores
-Americans sperging about politics
-Germans sperging about politics
-Furfags, therians and other such undesirables
-More whores
-Coomer tranime pages
-More political sperging
-Armchair psychologist women
-Even more whores

I just want to see funny shit. I've only ever interacted with funny shit. I've only ever saved funny posts. I keep hitting "not interested" on all this bullshit yet somehow every other week I have to do the process all over again.

I'm glad it's not just mine that got fucked up with American politics. I just wanna see cars and funny, not all this.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

People that think liking fit women makes you gay.

My nigger in Christ do I even need to explain how unfathomably retarded you are? Your deficiency in brain cells? Your protruding extra chromosome? "Fellas, is it the definition of homosexuality to like the opposite sex?"

 

[Hubelublub]

People that think liking fit women makes you gay.

There is next to zero chance "people" think that being attracted to a basically fit woman is gay.

fit women

Typical men think of fit women like this

fit women

Weird, faggot men think of fit women like this


If your ideal is closer to that second image, sorry fren, "people" are completely justified in calling you gay.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

There is next to zero chance "people" think that being attracted to a basically fit woman is gay.

Typical men think of fit women like this
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Weird, faggot men think of fit women like this
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If your ideal is closer to that second image, sorry fren, "people" are completely justified in calling you gay.

First person is fit but has little muscle and only a slight tone, so doesn't really qualify. Second person is obviously on steroids and anybody would find that unattractive, steroids are unnatural and make you look freakish especially on women.

I'm talking about something similar to this:

There are real retards that look at this and think "Erm, that's gay."

 

[オプセック]

First person is fit but has little muscle and only a slight tone, so doesn't really qualify. Second person is obviously on steroids and anybody would find that unattractive, steroids are unnatural and make you look freakish especially on women.

I'm talking about something similar to this:
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There are real retards that look at this and think "Erm, that's gay."

I guess I've seens younger guys who do look kinda slender but muscly like her at that weird angle, but I don't have sex with them - because that's gay.
Do they sometimes look short of hot, ehh, maybe a little. But no vagene, no sell.
Really simple non-issue.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I'm talking about something similar to this:

There are real retards that look at this and think "Erm, that's gay."

Yeah, it's gay. If you kept her head out of the frame, so it's just a body shot, she looks like a dude.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Yeah, it's gay. If you kept her head out of the frame, so it's just a body shot, she looks like a dude.

You have brain damage. Please log off and seek the nearest hospital at once.

 

[The Foxtrot]

You have brain damage. Please log off and seek the nearest hospital at once.

No, but I'm pretty sure you're at a minimum bisexual, because normal dudes aren't into that gross shit.

 

[Brain Power]

Every time I go out I get assaulted by the craziest and loudest fucking ipad crotchfruits that refuse to calm down even if the parents give them their precious tablets/phones to watch slop and my ears and head can't take it anymore! Is it really that hard to actually behave like a parent and teach them some basic manners?

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Midwits using "subjectivity" as a gotcha. I don't mean things that are fence-riding or arguable, I mean straightforward things like "Tranny Age: Guntguard was a poorly-written game".

*hurk* *snork* "EXCYOOZ ME, I think you mean SUBJECTIVELY, SOME people disliked it and SOME people liked it". Well yes, if you hunt with a large enough magnifying glass you could find a cohort of stupid people who believe that, but why would I bring my good mood down by pretending those people have any breath worth listening to? Some things are just bad. And you can say it.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Dumb faggots who come to work sick, and then I have to listen to then sniffle all day because they don't blow their noses or take medicine. Bonus points when these weak immune system having retards feel the need to make as many faggoty moans and groans possible as if mommy is gonna run in with a bowl of soup and a sleeve of cracker for them.

 

[PaleTay]

First person is fit but has little muscle and only a slight tone, so doesn't really qualify. Second person is obviously on steroids and anybody would find that unattractive, steroids are unnatural and make you look freakish especially on women.

I'm talking about something similar to this:
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There are real retards that look at this and think "Erm, that's gay."

Well she's arm dominant for a girl, has short hair, and has anavar voice so that might be where that comes from.