Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Piggy was oinking a lot last night.....and also we again get 100% confirmation the generic pigspam xeets he shits out by the literal thousand are not copypasted

"WRING AS ALWAYS STALKER"

Also the airBNB shenanigans have caused the return of the long dormant "I FUCK UR MOM" oink

 

[Maude Snew]

He's Alfatrius of the Alfat Legion, grinding Salamanders into pepperoni.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Felony expert opinion? He is impossible to please.

 

[ConSluttant]

Fatrick resisting fatly (hes fat)
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Jesus Jennifer. I guess you've never been through a VISIP/VERA RIF process before. They used to be common in the civil service before the year 2000. Its a normal cost savings measure. My dad made out like a bandit when he took his. Calm your tits.

 

[Chinwaa]

Piggy was oinking a lot last night.....and also we again get 100% confirmation the generic pigspam xeets he shits out by the literal thousand are not copypasted
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"WRING AS ALWAYS STALKER"

Also the airBNB shenanigans have caused the return of the long dormant "I FUCK UR MOM" oink
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[OtherLastTrainHome]

Also the airBNB shenanigans have caused the return of the long dormant "I FUCK UR MOM" oink

fuckin' GOTTEM, tho. it's not often that Pat scores a zinger.

 

[Pig Cannon]

we again get 100% confirmation the generic pigspam xeets he shits out by the literal thousand are not copypasted

could it be a mixture of both?

we know from screenshots that he sometimes oinks at a max velocity of 1 fearpaste per 3 seconds (or 0.33 fps)

i think maybe at home he has some sort of browser extension set up where he simply presses a hotkey to fearpaste, but when he's drinking alone at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon he has to manually typo type it into his phone

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

World-class globetrotting 6-figure author and political pundit does not know the difference between nouns and adverbs.

You wouldn't do any better if you were drunk and severely mentally retarded.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Bro, we are reaching Chris Chan levels of retardation. Are we going to start making maps of Pat's house using the videos at this point LMAOOOO??

Someone's going to make a doom map of 2611 North Oakland Avenue. I look forward to grinding up demons in the pepperoni basement.

 

[Judge Holden]

"Drumpf lost" oink no.19732912

Apparently winning both the electoral vote AND the popular vote is invalid because 0.05% of the 100,000+ polling stations received fake bomb threats and the the previously unknown "fatrick" amendment to the constitution stating one has to win over 50% of all votes in order to become president.

 

[Louis Beans]

could it be a mixture of both?

we know from screenshots that he sometimes oinks at a max velocity of 1 fearpaste per 3 seconds (or 0.33 fps)

i think maybe at home he has some sort of browser extension set up where he simply presses a hotkey to fearpaste, but when he's drinking alone at the bar on a Tuesday afternoon he has to manually typo type it

I think he used to copy paste it, but since he accidentally gave away Torque Wheeler trying to send his prison pasta he types it out every single time now. He's too dumb to set up a hotkey.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Apparently winning both the electoral vote AND the popular vote is invalid because 0.05% of the 100,000 received fake bomb threats and the the previously unknown "fatrick" amendment to the constitution stating one has to win over 50% of all votes in order to become president.

Also "underwater approval ratings" lol - alongside the news that Trump is more popular with minorities than he is with whites, and it is going UP.

The amount of cope is so amazing and beautiful. And they STILL have to bring in Russia lol.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Also "underwater approval ratings" lol - alongside the news that Trump is more popular with minorities than he is with whites, and it is going UP.

The amount of cope is so amazing and beautiful. And they STILL have to bring in Russia lol.

The cope will get crazier trvst.
Few months from now “The IRS was a completely just service, the Trump administration unlawfully taken away an important and necessary and just system of tax collection”
“Canada was already going to become an American territory,Biden and Trudeau were in talks of reunification in December”

 

[Summer of George]

Someone's going to make a doom map of 2611 North Oakland Avenue. I look forward to grinding up demons in the pepperoni basement.

The first and second floors shouldn't be too hard to make; they're apparently carbon copies of one another. I have a concern though. The futon Mustang "bedroom" might be one of those spaces that's just big enough for Doomguy to squeeze in, but too small for him to get out - thereby softlocking the game.

Maybe the only way you can access the basement is by walking onto the fire pit outside, a la the teleporter to Hell in E1M8. Then as you die, instead of biting and scratching noises, you just hear "CHILD" and "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MEOWF"

 

[Judge Holden]

Fuck my ass the whole "I AM NOT A WOMAN" thing piggy is now spamming is actually rotting my brain away.

Like......can you even fucking imagine being in your mid 40s and wasting a single *minute* of your life on denying you are a woman to some anonymous xitter troll? Let alone fucking weeks oinking it over and over and over again.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fuck my ass the whole "I AM NOT A WOMAN" thing piggy is now spamming is actually rotting my brain away.

If you're not a woman, why are you married to a lesbian, Ricky? Answer that one.

 

[Judge Holden]

Missed this earlier but pig man has stated he will be stripping stalkerchilds of their constitutional rights

 

[grapeshark77]

He's still retweeting "the assassination attempt was staged" nonsense too. And also telling people to call their representatives despite saying that we're under attack and never going to vote again.

Anyway, circling back to this tweet for the "Pat is always wrong" file.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fuck my ass the whole "I AM NOT A WOMAN" thing piggy is now spamming is actually rotting my brain away.
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Like......can you even fucking imagine being in your mid 40s and wasting a single *minute* of your life on denying you are a woman to some anonymous xitter troll? Let alone fucking weeks oinking it over and over and over again.

Way to be transphobic, Jennifer. Trans women are women, aren't they?

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Like......can you even fucking imagine being in your mid 40s and wasting a single *minute* of your life on denying you are a woman to some anonymous xitter troll? Let alone fucking weeks oinking it over and over and over again.

What you fail to understand, stalker, is that you have called in numerous felonious pizzas and wellness checks to my home. Each of these constitutes attempted murder of my entire family by your cyber stalking death cult. That is why the gloves are off, and I WILL reply to every. single. tweet. Enjoy prison.