DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Guinan's hats]

You guys have been saying that for half a year. Nostradamus you folks ain't.

Yeah PPP has even less reason to drop Phil now that he is a part of the most successful detractor podcast in years (Smark Guys). If nothing else, he's their pet retard who the Kino Casino crowd can tease/donate to if they aren't smart enough to follow along with the joke.

 

[Lord_Starscream]

Yeah PPP has even less reason to drop Phil now that he is a part of the most successful detractor podcast in years (Smark Guys). If nothing else, he's their pet retard who the Kino Casino crowd can tease/donate to if they aren't smart enough to follow along with the joke.

My guess is that PPP will step over the line with his insults, Dsp will quietly drop Kino Casino from behind the scenes, and PPP will do a victory lap on KC showing dms and blatantly calling Dsp and his fans retards for ever thinking he ever saw Dsp as a friend. Dsp will also pretend to not be hurt and start gin tweeting

 

[PieceofShet]

My guess is that PPP will step over the line with his insults, Dsp will quietly drop Kino Casino from behind the scenes, and PPP will do a victory lap on KC showing dms and blatantly calling Dsp and his fans retards for ever thinking he ever saw Dsp as a friend. Dsp will also pretend to not be hurt and start gin tweeting

How can he step over the line even more after what he said of Kat? Saying DSP is in fact bad in Street Fighter? Maybe?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

if the dents don't pay he won't eat it

Perhaps DarkSydePortly should miss a few meals.

 

[Lord_Starscream]

How can he step over the line even more after what he said of Kat? Saying DSP is in fact bad in Street Fighter? Maybe?

I have a theory that PPP and Dsp talk in dms to smooth things over if he ever goes a bit too far or to discuss things that are to touchy to "razz eachother" on. PPP could unload everything he hates about Phil to his face and try as hard as he can to make him uncomfortable (mentioning Rambo, his life/home situation, his alcohol addiction) and then double down in dms. Dsp never cared about Kat and only uses her as a shield, PPP calling her a fatass and giving a non-apology is the same as calling him bad at games in Dsp's eyes

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

How can he step over the line even more after what he said of Kat? Saying DSP is in fact bad in Street Fighter? Maybe?

Phil only cares about Phil. Insult his wife. Insult his mom. As long as money is involved, its ok. But insulting his gout or his moobs or his hairline makes you literally Hitler

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Since Phil is OK with calling Kat "fat," I'm starting to wonder if it was Phil himself who changed his router network name to "PandaLee was Hotter." Seems like he kind of enjoys insulting Kat indirectly, using PPP or a "rouge detractor" as a proxy/buffer.

Edit: And I mean he insults her all the time, said she sounded like an elephant, inferred she's as big as an elephant, inferred she looks pregnant. There are many examples.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Now we need another Scorn meltdown, that was so good it brought mainstream attention to him and we got some good salt.

We're getting those every day now, we've just gotten desensitized.
The Scorn beg was "I worked so hard extra for you guys and got nothing for it and can't afford the game". Now it's "well guys you haven't tipped in over an hour so I'm just quitting the game and doing QnA. If you don't contribute, I'm not continuining", or "I'm not starting gameplay until we get some contributions", or downright stalling for +40 minutes talking about nothing and literally just scanning his screen for tips while berating the dents.

If anything, the Scorn meltdown seems tame now. At least there it was "guys I played and got nothing so I can't afford the new game", now it's "guys I'm not playing anymore and I'll just sit here waiting for money so you can see me eat cake". I've said this before, but it's crazy the amount of shit that doesn't register anymore, like him just being an asshole to people during his "chill Q&A" entirely unprovoked. Like yesterday some guy asked "what would you be if you weren't a youtuber?" and Phil just had to be a cunt and tell the guy his question made no sense.

I do wonder what will be the next thing that gets Phil viral attention, because the e-begging won't cute it anymore, especially now that he does the faggy "empty your wallets NOW... mmmhhtuhuhu hwah hwah hwah... hwaaaagh" begging where he begs but then immediately dips as if he wasn't e-begging, basically Kino Casino's "ironic" e-begging where they think that using a dramatic voice somehow means you're not actually e-begging. This means that whatever beg Phil does now he can easily say he was just joking, so it really makes you wonder what will be the next meltdown, and I don't mean his daily ones. It's always Phil reaching a new low and because of that we can't even predict it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Since Phil is OK with calling Kat "fat," I'm starting to wonder if it was Phil himself who changed his router network name to "PandaLee was Hotter." Seems like he kind of enjoys insulting Kat indirectly, using PPP or a "rouge detractor" as a proxy/buffer.

Edit: And I mean he insults her all the time, said she sounded like an elephant, inferred she's as big as an elephant, inferred she looks pregnant. There are many examples.

Do you really think Phil knows how to change his router network name? He's done about 100 hours of "tech" live on stream in recent months and knows literally nothing about how to do anything without someone explaining it to him 10 times first (while he berates them and calls them mouthdrooling idiots).

 

[Coke Zero]

I'd like to see ppp ask about the 11 year old girl who felted dsp in vr chat at some point also. That's one phil has always retconned so it would be interesting if he keeps lying about it, despite there being video evidence of exactly what happened.

ppp could do this for months and never run out of embarrassing and dumb stuff phil has said and done over the years to ask him about.

 

[Balr0g]

My guess is that PPP will step over the line with his insults, Dsp will quietly drop Kino Casino from behind the scenes, and PPP will do a victory lap on KC showing dms and blatantly calling Dsp and his fans retards for ever thinking he ever saw Dsp as a friend. Dsp will also pretend to not be hurt and start gin tweeting

My guess is that the collab will only end when KC finally collapses. Some say the casino is slowly bruning down but let's see how that goes. Otherwise it will go on until they make below 100$ a stream income which is very optimistic to think about

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I think KC is going to drop him very shortly too

This is no longer a possibility. Before their gay orgy with disabled whales was revealed? Yeah, they were distancing from Phil and not even having him on their show, but after the leaks came out, the fact that their whales are (unsurprisingly) weird pedo gooners and the revelation that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON FEBRUARY 28TH 2019 Kino Casino is on life support right now. Triple P (he asked me to call him Triple P) is leeching off Phil because his tard show is in flames and Phil is looking like a fine raft right now.

Also, we really underestimated how much of a pussy Phil is. We were expecting KC to snake on Phil and they did, but instead of Phil being upset he just said "tee hee oh you guys are so funny!" instead of being his usual internet tough guy persona. With those two factors, you can't really say that they're dropping him. Circumstances changed.

I'd like to see ppp ask about the 11 year old girl who felted dsp in vr chat at some point also. That's one phil has always retconned so it would be interesting if he keeps lying about it, despite there being video evidence of exactly what happened.

ppp could do this for months and never run out of embarrassing and dumb stuff phil has said and done over the years to ask him about.

The only way the Grill Phil could stop being so gay is if Triple P (that's what I call him, I call him Triple P) actually plays clips instead of just asking questions, because otherwise Phil can easily weasel his way out of anything and "Ash" is too much of a lazy fat retard to double check anything. Videos of Phil getting owned alone would make it great just to see Phil swaying and his Kick chat reacting to Phil getting roasted by a 11 y/o girl and Phil having nothing until she leaves.

Or even better, the infamous "Keem... you are someone... whoOoOooOoo". Calling it Grill Phil but not actually roasting Phil is dumb. Unfortunately, Ashton is even less tech savvy than Phil, so him having a video on screen is too difficult for his fat retarded ass.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

He said he woke up with nerve pain today.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

already shitting on the players choice votes, get fucked dents i hope you like WWE

 

[PieceofShet]

I cant find the comment from few days ago, but DSP is so gay, even the game knows!

 

[Balr0g]

He said so years ago

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He said he woke up with nerve pain today.
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I doubt it's alcohol. I know that "pain" he's talking about, it happens to me fairly often and I don't drink at all. He just slept in a weird position and got a sore neck. Just take an advil and it'll go away in an hour or two.
https://www.healthline.com/health/neck-pain/waking-up-with-neck-pain

 

[GibMoneyPls]

BMJ got me thinking. Someone like PPP (or anyone else he has a crush on) should try to get phil to play online slots. I want to see him get addicted to real gambling.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So, retcon of the Lolcow Podcast when?

 

[Corpun]

BMJ got me thinking. Someone like PPP (or anyone else he has a crush on) should try to get phil to play online slots. I want to see him get addicted to real gambling.

DSP only does real gambling if he can savescum it.