Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Let me get this straight... Not only did Boozy's wife and daughter troon out in some kind of troon 2-for-1 deal (at least I assume daughter based on him saying 'trans son'), in addition to another kid being some kind of sped?

I'd feel bad if he wasn't a jerk who savors the clout of it all.

While Billydero brought up the possibility of him trooning out to stay relevant, if there's a learning disabled kid in the mix it's more likely to me he'll sacrifice them in the stunning and brave gender meatgrinder for social media points before he jumps in himself.

I just find it stunning the level of how bad Boozy is as a lawyer. Before I really read up into him, he was made out to be some amazing, hot shot attorney. Kind of like how Kage is some amazing scientist, just on the verge of curing cancer. The fact Boozy has both a trans kid and wife is nothing but for getting asspats, leverage for jobs, and obfuscating from his poor attorney work. Now instead of "Hey retard, you fucked this up, again", Boozy can counter with some bullshit claims of discrimination, and don't think he won't, I've seen this personality type before. Two troons in one family is like getting hit by lightning while being attacked by a shark, so this is 100% deliberate.

 

[Jonathan Boudalycaon]

More of Boozy's lunacy.

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DIE IN A PLANE CRASH ON MY WAY TO TELL DICK JOKES TO FURRIES BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S INCOMPETENCE I WILL NEVER STOP HAUNTING ELON MUSK."

That's random.txt worthy for sure

 

[Barry Williams]

I hope the plane Boozy is on does crash and I hope he's the only casualty and everyone else gets to ride the fun inflatable emergency slide.

 

[Jonathan Boudalycaon]

Boozy must have been told by his Doctor to start taking better care of his health because he's not onlycut back on the booze but has been losing weight.

 

[who dare wins?]

Boozy must have been told by his Doctor to start taking better care of his health because he's not onlycut back on the booze but has been losing weight.
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After decades of damage to his body, it is going to take a while to reverse it. A lot of it is likely permanent and doing this now will only extend his life by another five years give or take. He also is well... a pretty big guy from what I have seen in videos and his style of work does not help. I hope the best for his weight loss journey, but too little too late.

 

[billydero]

More of Boozy's lunacy.
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“Great safety record”?! Crashes happen all the time; these two were just close together to bee noticed, planes aren’t falling out of the sky like it’s Y2K.

Boozy is either really dumb, or just blinded by TDS.

Boozys doctor told him to lose weight so he could get his hip replacement. That happened because of how his hip got fucked up in the accident Boozy got into while driving drunk that totally wasn’t Boozy’s fault and he was NOT drunk, you guys!

I’m sure the real motivation to lose the fat is to make himself sexy for all the thirsty furries who already tell him “ooo your so handsome daddy badger uwu”. He already posts selfies like he’s a teenaged girl and damn, I dont think losing weight is going to help with his looks or his already low self image. That carbuncle on his face and the sunken ringed eyes make him look like an Iranian ayatollah.

You know, the really sad thing I find about him is - it’s normal for your parents to want you to do well and be notable; and it’s ok some of that is because it reflects well on them. But Boozy and others like the Moms of Furries (and those two dried out old wine moms need watching, they’re well on their way the point where they want to be famous furries, and to hell with their furry kids) turn that need into something insane - throwing their kids into a social group where they’re vulnerable to predators and abuse, and all so at the end of they day Boozy can say “but furries love me!!”

Also - from what little I could glean back when Boozy found the fandom, he was a bottom feeder defense lawyer getting hookers and drug pushers off the hook and hating cops because they presented actual evidence in court that his clients were guilty. I think it’s safe to assume that in his job at PennDOT he’s not doing any heavy lifting and just runs out the clock every day in court.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Boozy must have been told by his Doctor to start taking better care of his health because he's not onlycut back on the booze but has been losing weight.
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He was in a car accident several years ago and ended up with a busted hip. He'd been losing weight last year in order to have hip replaced. I seem to recall seeing posts about that surgery happening a couple of months ago. I'm sure if you dig into his posts, it'll be there.

 

[who dare wins?]

“Great safety record”?! Crashes happen all the time; these two were just close together to bee noticed, planes aren’t falling out of the sky like it’s Y2K.

Boozy of course is too much of an alcoholic retard to understand the nuance that this is an inevitable issue as skies get more busy alongside the compounding factors of US airspace prioritizing faster turnarounds and continuously understaffing most positions that are important regarding these accidents (ATC and pilot shortage). Do I expect this babbling fat mouth retard to know anything better?

 

[Rukario]

I just find it stunning the level of how bad Boozy is as a lawyer. Before I really read up into him, he was made out to be some amazing, hot shot attorney. Kind of like how Kage is some amazing scientist, just on the verge of curing cancer. The fact Boozy has both a trans kid and wife is nothing but for getting asspats, leverage for jobs, and obfuscating from his poor attorney work. Now instead of "Hey retard, you fucked this up, again", Boozy can counter with some bullshit claims of discrimination, and don't think he won't, I've seen this personality type before. Two troons in one family is like getting hit by lightning while being attacked by a shark, so this is 100% deliberate.

So effectively his whole courtroom tactics are now based on a transgender O.J. Simpson fanfic?

 

[Crispy Pancake]

I just find it stunning the level of how bad Boozy is as a lawyer. Before I really read up into him, he was made out to be some amazing, hot shot attorney. Kind of like how Kage is some amazing scientist, just on the verge of curing cancer. The fact Boozy has both a trans kid and wife is nothing but for getting asspats, leverage for jobs, and obfuscating from his poor attorney work. Now instead of "Hey retard, you fucked this up, again", Boozy can counter with some bullshit claims of discrimination, and don't think he won't, I've seen this personality type before. Two troons in one family is like getting hit by lightning while being attacked by a shark, so this is 100% deliberate.

I reckon furries give people like Boozy and Kage more credit than they deserve because most furries have the same hobbies and careers and when someone in the fandom says they're a lawyer or a scientist, it gives furries something to use when they attempt to impress people who aren't furries. Most furries who work (who aren't artists) either work wagecuck jobs or work in tech, and the tech furries are usually not nearly as good at their jobs as furries will claim.

 

[billydero]

I reckon furries give people like Boozy and Kage more credit than they deserve because most furries have the same hobbies and careers and when someone in the fandom says they're a lawyer or a scientist, it gives furries something to use when they attempt to impress people who aren't furries. Most furries who work (who aren't artists) either work wagecuck jobs or work in tech, and the tech furries are usually not nearly as good at their jobs as furries will claim.

This. And remember this next time you see a tweet about how “furry run the Internet. Uwu!”; they don’t, and if they did, based on how every day is another massive breach like solar winds, they must run it very, very badly.

It was pointed out here that boozy is a furry superstar because of how he had one interaction with a sovereign citizen, but I think this is more the reason they’ve embraced him, because he’s good press for the fandom making them look like they are actually able to do normal things and be normal. The fact that booze’s family is completely fucked up and the fact that he is essentially a work a day humpundermines that, but they’re too stupid to understand that.

 

[Mikoyan]

This. And remember this next time you see a tweet about how “furry run the Internet. Uwu!”; they don’t, and if they did, based on how every day is another massive breach like solar winds, they must run it very, very badly.

It was pointed out here that boozy is a furry superstar because of how he had one interaction with a sovereign citizen, but I think this is more the reason they’ve embraced him, because he’s good press for the fandom making them look like they are actually able to do normal things and be normal. The fact that booze’s family is completely fucked up and the fact that he is essentially a work a day humpundermines that, but they’re too stupid to understand that.

That and he's 'funny' while drinking like a fish.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

That and he's 'funny' while drinking like a fish.

Isn't that the origin story of Kage too? "He tells good stories when he's tanked up"? I have heard it started when he would be drinking at a bar and someone told him he told good stories after a few. It always occurred to me that not only was he a regular in a bar to start telling a bunch of stories, but he could only do it after he was drinking.

He seemed pretty young when he got into doing AnthroCon, so that begs the question about just how good of a "scientist" he actually was/is, if he could spend that much time getting hammered in a bar, and somehow be in a lab trying to cure cancer. It's just like with Boozy. A good lawyer just doesn't have time to be drinking all the time, nor be able to function constantly hungover.

 

[MisterNeurotic]

Isn't that the origin story of Kage too? "He tells good stories when he's tanked up"? I have heard it started when he would be drinking at a bar and someone told him he told good stories after a few. It always occurred to me that not only was he a regular in a bar to start telling a bunch of stories, but he could only do it after he was drinking.

He seemed pretty young when he got into doing AnthroCon, so that begs the question about just how good of a "scientist" he actually was/is, if he could spend that much time getting hammered in a bar, and somehow be in a lab trying to cure cancer. It's just like with Boozy. A good lawyer just doesn't have time to be drinking all the time, nor be able to function constantly hungover.

Boozy and kage are the same

One is an angry alcoholic failed lawyer
The other is a bumbling idiot alcoholic failed scientist

 

[Barry Williams]

the tech furries are usually not nearly as good at their jobs as furries will claim

Not anymore. The whole "furries run the internet" thing came about from the turn of the millennium and into the 2000's because back then using the internet was something that had a moderate barrier to entry and being able to do webmastering or server-related things was even harder. It required a very specific and difficult to obtain and utilize skill set and it just so happened that sexless white nerdy men were very adept at computer-related things and this demographic also crossed heavily over into the early furry fandom (and also things like Star Trek and sci-fi too). They had the knowledge and resources available to them to build the earliest furry websites on the internet and could also afford to host them because of their IT salaries.

These days though the prestige of working in IT has diminished considerably to the point where it's just not even a badge of honor anymore. Infinite jeets doing the absolute worst job on their tasks imaginable combined with smartphones eliminating the barrier to entry to access the World Wide Web essentially rendered the entire walled garden obsolete.

Isn't that the origin story of Kage too? "He tells good stories when he's tanked up"?

Yes, though prior to starting Anthrocon one of his major claims to fame in the early fandom was that he was buddy-buddy with the people who worked on the cartoon Swat Kats.

 

[Mikoyan]

Isn't that the origin story of Kage too? "He tells good stories when he's tanked up"? I have heard it started when he would be drinking at a bar and someone told him he told good stories after a few. It always occurred to me that not only was he a regular in a bar to start telling a bunch of stories, but he could only do it after he was drinking.

He seemed pretty young when he got into doing AnthroCon, so that begs the question about just how good of a "scientist" he actually was/is, if he could spend that much time getting hammered in a bar, and somehow be in a lab trying to cure cancer. It's just like with Boozy. A good lawyer just doesn't have time to be drinking all the time, nor be able to function constantly hungover.

It's exactly the Kage playbook, really. I never got a read on how good a chemist he really is, though he was working on fairly mundane maybe-petrochem stuff from what I gathered.

 

[AbbaZabba]

More of Boozy's lunacy.
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>Milwaukee

I know just the place for him to stay; cheaper than the Hilton, and with free artisanal pepperoni, to boot!

 

[Jonathan Boudalycaon]

Duke Doberman is boasting that his Fursuit is turning ten years old. Being the megaslut he is, one can only imagine that his Fursuit is literally held together only by the encrusted splooge that it's been coated in over the last decade. Going anywhere within one hundred meters of that Fursuit without a Hazmat Suit is a major health hazard!

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

Duke Doberman is boasting that his Fursuit is turning ten years old.

Ten years old?! That's officially too old for a notable portion of furries.