Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack found a new valid excuse to hate broccoli



Jack definitely looked at this film on the surface level and was like "SIMPLE HOMECOOKS LIKE ME ARE GUD" when there is a character in this movie who would be like Jack if he was a skinny young man, but I guess like Saw X, Jack probably saw himself as the villain killing people who fit the types of elites he'd dislike.



Engagement bait time



Interesting Jack is retweeting the most liberal ice cream chain in America, but then again I guess his stomach comes first



This is on the same day he went on another "SUGAR IS EVIL" crusade

 

[souschef]

He is such a callous little bitch that I clipped it. I hope he really feels that next stroke.

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It's almost like Jack doesn't grasp the concept of time optimization. That's why he spent so many years to discover that baking time doesn't count in the time the oven needs to preheat.

 

[souschef]

Jack definitely looked at this film on the surface level and was like "SIMPLE HOMECOOKS LIKE ME ARE GUD" when there is a character in this movie who would be like Jack if he was a skinny young man, but I guess like Saw X, Jack probably saw himself as the villain killing people who fit the types of elites he'd dislike.

I'm gonna double post here, but this one is too funny. Jack praising "The Menu". He didn't understand the movie's message. Of course you liked it Jack: look at Tyler, he's you!



Pretentious foodie know-it-all that don't know shit, proud on himself because he hoards "fancy" appliances. Needs a FAG-O-MATIC 3000 to make a stew, but couldn't make a simple dish to save his life. I love this fucking movie because it's a jab at people that are like Jack: disrespectful about art, but want to be an authority on it. I see lots of people saying the movie message is "rich people bad", probably Jack interpreted it like that. It's a movie about the respect people from the food industry have for their craft, on which people like Jack take for granted and pretend to understand.

Here Jack, this is you. All the mistakes in this scene i actually saw you doing in one form or other:

>poor judgement on what to do (asks for random shit, unable to correctly dice vegetables)
>disregard from basic hygiene and lack of knowledge of the foods you're handling (any cook worth their salt know leeks gather dirt while growing and should wash it throughly)
>lack of understanding about temperature (instantly vaporizing butter on a red hot pan and burning his hands on the process)
>arrogance (choosing a "fancy meat" just because it's "fancy", clueless how to prepare it)
>shoddiness to the point of comedy (throwing shallots and butter on a pan expecting to became a sauce, doesn't know how to make one)
>delusional to the extreme (watching the chef eat raw meat and actually hoping him to say it's good, like you do with your joocy raw meats)

Oh man, this gave me a chuckle. I never stopped to think how Jack and Tyler are alike. But at least Tyler is a handsome man and had the decency to kill himself. I love this movie.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Interesting Jack is retweeting the most liberal ice cream chain in America, but then again I guess his stomach comes first

Yet fatty will still LARP as carnivore

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I love this guy and his documentaries.

Being in heavily Amish country, or Hasidic/Orthodox Jewish country, Appalachia or anywhere you're really not the majority helps shape your perspective on being the minority instead of the majority. Being worried about your cultural faux pas instead of expecting everyone to conform to what you want is a real change in mindset.

Anybody who's even found themselves lost in a hardcore Hispanic barrio knows what a relief it is to find some regular black dude at the gas station. African/European Americans are way closer to each other than we think or would like to admit.

Reminds me of another old school videographer, David Hoffman. He’s been at it since the 60’s and is as humble, thoughtful, and patient as you could want in a person. Check him out if you are not familiar. https://youtube.com/@davidhoffmanfilmmaker?si=a8TcVpShKqucAJJI


Jack treats the Amish like a Disneyland / Dollywood exhibit. After seeing similar behavior from Jack in the past I fully expect him to pull some boorish loudmouth behavior like obnoxiously and obviously taking a photograph of an Amish person then blabbing something about the tired and false canard about “HA HA I JUST STOLE YOUR SOUL!” Like he’s wizard Trump trapping his enemies inside of crystals,

(I don’t think even Jack is stupid enough to believe that old trope about photographing the Amish, but he would 100% try to make an obnoxious funny by misapplying it like he did so many times with ethnic foods)

 

[Orkeosaurus]

If only Jack would keep his retarded ass at home where no one has to see him, I would be willing to consider that a work-from-home job providing an essential service. Instead, he scoots into actual businesses with a camera to pretend that ruining everyone's meal and giving the waitstaff a hard time is his job (as far as the IRS is concerned, anyway).

The thing that makes me mad on the internet about Jack the most is how he writes off EVERYTHING. His job is defrauding the IRS basically. I think thats the main reason why Tammy puts up with him, because she eats for free. Also the buying a stupid ass gadget just to return it once the video is uploaded.

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat retard is like those illiterate grifting scum who try to read a list of potential symptoms from medication/vaccination and makes the argument that because WORDS BIG GRUG CANT READ so it must be bad.
He's the same type of cretin that would read an ingredients list and say it's liquid death because he's uneducated and low IQ.

People have died from drinking too much water. Everyone who died once breathed.
I think Scalfatty should stop breathing. Breathing and death has a 100% correlation.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Pretentious foodie know-it-all that don't know shit, proud on himself because he hoards "fancy" appliances. Needs a FAG-O-MATIC 3000 to make a stew, but couldn't make a simple dish to save his life. I love this fucking movie because it's a jab at people that are like Jack: disrespectful about art, but want to be an authority on it. I see lots of people saying the movie message is "rich people bad", probably Jack interpreted it like that. It's a movie about the respect people from the food industry have for their craft, on which people like Jack take for granted and pretend to understand.

Yeah like you can interpret The Menu to be about "rich people" bad since it does take the piss out of super fancy high dining shit that's overly pretentious and certain types of rich people.

But it's also about people who don't respect art in this case food, and Jack pretty much is a Tyler since they also break any rules of decorum to post shit on social media like taking pictures of food despite that not being allowed while Jack almost records every time he goes out to eat. Both also thinking they're great important cooks like how Jack was on the investors shows and how he cried about how he's the most genuine YouTuber ever who reads all the emails.

Jacks just full of himself and thinks he knows better than others despite his movie reviews being this level of quality alongside his many blunders in the kitchen.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack definitely looked at this film on the surface level and was like "SIMPLE HOMECOOKS LIKE ME ARE GUD" when there is a character in this movie who would be like Jack if he was a skinny young man, but I guess like Saw X, Jack probably saw himself as the villain killing people who fit the types of elites he'd dislike.

Tyler's Bullshit was bad but Jack's Bullshit could kill you:

 

[Quixotic Man]

I would love to see Jack's cash flows. There is no way his "businesses" have generated profit in the past decade.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He is such a callous little bitch that I clipped it. I hope he really feels that next stroke.

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Thin skinned little bitch.

What an understatement lol.
Also, des he believe people in the office (especially the type that runs errands while on HO) do no slack off? Or does it not count as long as they are in their wagecage cubicle and feel miserable like fatty?

It's no different except there you have the boss that might show up.

It's like he doesn't understand the concept of salary instead of an hourly wage, and the job being to get the work done not to sit and twiddle your fucking thumbs at a desk between tasks. Yes, if you're being paid to do X, Y, and Z, knock out 2/3 of your shit within the first work hour, go take a 3 hour lunch, come back and finish the rest in another hour then go home early... what the fuck is the difference?

As if people don't shop on amazon or watch netflix in the office? Well I guess he wouldn't understand that since he hasn't been in the actual workforce in 20 fucking years at a minimum, let alone anything resembling an office job other than maybe his radio dj gig. "put in the hours" what a fucking meaningless statement for so many careers and he has no idea. Knows 10 people, claims its a study? And immediately somehow relates working from home and getting the job done as a conspiracy along the lines of that stupid helicopter and plane mid air collision? And then still the fucking covid vaccine and mask shit?

Yeah, he's still angy that people not in an office during banker's hours means people are in his way during the day, and that they can be at home and not be a miserable pile of shit like he is.

Most people, with the exception of management, spend about half their day on Facebook, Twatter or some other social media site. And so long as they get their work done nobody cares. Right now if somebody walked in and said, "can you give me a printout of the sites this person has been on for the past week" I'd be able to produce it. Everything is tracked. But unless it's a problem you're free to go wherever you want unless the sites are blocked. But in the time I've been here maybe half a dozen people have been called in to explain why they spent the entire day watching Youtube instead of working.

Jack definitely looked at this film on the surface level and was like "SIMPLE HOMECOOKS LIKE ME ARE GUD" when there is a character in this movie who would be like Jack if he was a skinny young man, but I guess like Saw X, Jack probably saw himself as the villain killing people who fit the types of elites he'd dislike.

Yeah but in it's defense it's a pretty solid horror movie.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack would never try to do soul food, focusing on African American cuisine would make him "woke" in his own eyes. He said something about "the blacks" (direct quote) when talking about Black History Month during his last live stream.

Oh, I know, hence my extremely tiny-font disclaimer, lol.

It's actually kinda funny how Jack is so odious that his idiotic racism is one of the things we bring up the least.

Watching Jack do something, anything with squirrel would be amazing. I've heard that there are people that live trap opossum and feed them dewormer and a diet of cornflakes and milk before slaughtering. What I'm trying to say is someone needs to give this man some varmint, hillbilly land far east TN isn't that far!

Oh, absolutely. I was actually just reading about The Roadkill Cook-Off they do in Marlinton, West Virginia each year.

I'd pay good money to see Jack do one of his classic 25-minute long videos for that: film himself traveling there, getting deeper and deeper into the hills and woods, cook up some groundhog or snake or something, smother it in whatever dumb sauce he's fawning over at the moment and serve it to a panel of horrified judges.

But then again, looking at the demographics of Marlinton... and looking at him... maybe he should, uh, make sure he heads back out before the sun goes down...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m shocked he’s not deleting all the critical comments on his recent videos. These are just a couple he’s allowed to stay:

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I’m shocked he’s not deleting all the critical comments on his recent videos. These are just a couple he’s allowed to stay:

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Jack can't really read very well anymore. Too many circuits blown by pulpork and buddur.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack can't really read very well anymore. Too many circuits blown by pulpork and buddur.

Brain cholesterol, budduh cholesterol. BButdher makes for strong brain, idiot.

But really, I would love to see what gurus Jack follows. They are probably just as unhinged as him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But really, I would love to see what gurus Jack follows. They are probably just as unhinged as him.

The only guru he follows is his weird-ass brother. Not the gay one with the thimble nipples, the incel chrome dome.

 

[abobe]

Jack can't really read very well anymore. Too many circuits blown by pulpork and buddur.

By Jack’s own admission, it’s hard for him to read text with lowercase letters. That’s why he types in caps.

 

[souschef]

If only Jack would keep his retarded ass at home where no one has to see him, I would be willing to consider that a work-from-home job providing an essential service. Instead, he scoots into actual businesses with a camera to pretend that ruining everyone's meal and giving the waitstaff a hard time is his job (as far as the IRS is concerned, anyway).

Even still, being a youtuber is a cushy job comparing to any regular 9-5. He is as hypocrite as he's fat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Tammy might want to keep up appearances as a regular heterosexual dutiful wife while not being attracted to men, protestant shame is a fuck for gays. That's made pretty easy when her husband hasn't been able to get an erection in decades.

It's the whole Jim Traynor / Jill Traynor debate where Hammy is concerned. Whether she's gay or not really doesn't matter in the long run. She's married to a fat faggot, has a fat faggot son and is probably just waiting for Fatty to finally die so her boyfriend / girlfriend / whatever can move in.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

fat faggot

Really? Would a fat faggot want to napalm the Palestinians for attacking God's chosen?