DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

He is quite literally begging for detractors and haters to tip him anonymously now. He really is reaching new levels of desperation.

 

[Lord_Point]

holy shit my sides. this was phil?

yup, here is his old websit, the editorials are peak phil shit takes including one about how Warcraft 3 and fucking counterstrike suck.

https://web.archive.org/web/20040810084405/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm

Not a chance in hell a cake leaves that building un-eaten.

im more worried about fat kat restraining herself long enough for the cake to make it to the stream.

 

[FormerPro]

This pre-stream has actually just been 2 hours of him talking about support and all the reasons you should support him. Not even the schedule autism has gotten a look in. Also he can't speak properly because his neck is hurting and it's distracting him. I think his mental health has declined so badly that he genuinely develops physical symptoms from not making $150 a stream at this point.

 

[UsedUp]

One thing that makes me MATI the most regarding dsp is his literal contradiction to everything. You can't claim you're a successful person when your whole  business hinges on 1 whale to give you $300 + a day. You can't say you're succesful when you have to whine about the money you need to spend on games in order to operate.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

All this talk about "being happy" makes sense after his latest cope segment. Phil has been thinking long and hard about how little time he's got left, and it's hitting him hard. He knows he basically wasted away his entire life, and he's projecting that onto his detractors instead of looking inward and reflecting.

"Guys, if there was no one illegally restreaming me, I would have over a thoulsand viewers right now" - DSP, 2025

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

One thing that makes me MATI the most regarding dsp is his literal contradiction to everything. You can't claim you're a successful person when your whole  business hinges on 1 whale to give you $300 + a day. You can't say you're succesful when you have to whine about the money you need to spend on games in order to operate.

He always does this shit. He’s against hate speech, but he calls people retards and fags. He’s against big business, but likes Amazon and trump. He’s a walking contradiction. He knows how to lie to get what he wants, but he usually forgets it then say something that contradicts it. I swear he shows sociopathic tendencies at times.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

One thing that makes me MATI the most regarding dsp is his literal contradiction to everything. You can't claim you're a successful person when your whole  business hinges on 1 whale to give you $300 + a day. You can't say you're succesful when you have to whine about the money you need to spend on games in order to operate.

He quite literally said "my detractors claim only one person supports me, can you believe that? Now, are there a handful of people who occasionally drop big contributions? Yes" ignoring that many of that handful are the same person (proven and already admitted by the retard behind it all) and downplaying it as "they sometimes do it" when it's literally every day. He is literally incapable of saying something without being a hypocrite, he just whines like a woman because he can but truly stands for nothing

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Also, we really underestimated how much of a pussy Phil is. We were expecting KC to snake on Phil and they did, but instead of Phil being upset he just said "tee hee oh you guys are so funny!" instead of being his usual internet tough guy persona. With those two factors, you can't really say that they're dropping him. Circumstances changed.

This is where we were wrong. I, and probably many others, assumed Phil would eventually bow out due to being insulted. He always has in the past with far less egregious narc injury than what PPP is doing now, and has thrown away countless opportunities to make money doing so.

I guess Phil really believes that he's turned everything around this time and he's a part of the big boy streamers now.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

He always does this shit. He’s against hate speech, but he calls people retards and fags. He’s against big business, but likes Amazon and trump. He’s a walking contradiction. He knows how to lie to get what he wants, but he usually forgets it then say something that contradicts it. I swear he shows sociopathic tendencies at times.

ayund He feels entitled to steal other people's content (DSP Reacts) and goat laugh over it, but gets mad and feels entitled to compensation when someone "steals" his content.

 

[Lord_Point]

ayund He feels entitled to steal other people's content (DSP Reacts) and goat laugh over it, but gets mad and feels entitled to compensation when someone "steals" his content.

Remember react content is the lowest form of streaming, until he did it and then it was ok as long as you had a meaningful connection to the khantent. His meaningful connection? He was alive when things happened.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Remember react content is the lowest form of streaming, until he did it and then it was ok as long as you had a meaningful connection to the khantent. His meaningful connection? He was alive when things happened.

As much as it pains me to say it, since he worked for Sikorsky at one point he could comment on the midair collision that just happened in DC and actually have something to say about the helicopter side of things. Even if it was just admin stuff I'm sure he had at least one experience with the military since they get stuff from civilian companies all the time and he could talk about how trash GSA is or something. If he wasn't such an abrasive and bitter cunt and stuck to the limited things he actually has knowledge on his channel would take off.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil's "If reestreamers didn't exist, I'd have thousands of views!" cope is hilarious. How does he think that restreamers who are for the most part just playing his stream back to ensure he gets ZERO KAHNTRIBUTIONS!(ZERO!) are stealing his money? Does he think everyone who watches restreamers are dents too? How do you explain RawPhil, who literally only just restreams Phil with no commentary or changes?

 

[Telemeter]

DSP is now begging the detractors for money.

This pre-stream has actually just been 2 hours of him talking about support and all the reasons you should support him. Not even the schedule autism has gotten a look in. Also he can't speak properly because his neck is hurting and it's distracting him. I think his mental health has declined so badly that he genuinely develops physical symptoms from not making $150 a stream at this point.

Since the anonymous "gifts" started happening, I've suspected he got some kind of high interest credit line (probably Amazon store credit), as it's been about enough time since the bankruptcy.

He maxed it out immediately, started applying for more, got a few more, maxed those out too, then applied for more, and used those to pay back the previous one, etc. Basically the same thing he did with those 14 credit cards.

I suspect he is basically broke again and making just enough to make the payments, plus he probably doesn't have enough for taxes.

 

[FamicomGorby]

DSP is now begging the detractors for money.

Ah, the old "the duhtractors need me to stay around to laugh at, give me money!" I guess Phil thinks he's the only lolcow or that anyone would give a shit if he stopped streaming tomorrow. If he wants detractor money then he's gonna have to up the ante, do something that can get him in the running for lolcow of the year.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

DSP is now begging the detractors for money.

Since the anonymous "gifts" started happening, I've suspected he got some kind of high interest credit line (probably Amazon store credit), as it's been about enough time since the bankruptcy.

He maxed it out immediately, started applying for more, got a few more, maxed those out too, then applied for more, and used those to pay back the previous one, etc. Basically the same thing he did with those 14 credit cards.

I suspect he is basically broke again and making just enough to make the payments, plus he probably doesn't have enough for taxes.

He makes the same assumptions all lolcows make. That anyone watching Phil and laughing or making jokes must be obsessed stalkers that are online 24/7 only watching Phil content. No.

OIC's essays are the most wannabe-pretentious bullshit I have ever heard. Using 34987593479583 words and a thesaurus to say the most basic shit in the dumbest way possible. I wonder how long he sits there going over the essays to Phil, making sure he'll LOVE IT!

Living large and making bank, Phil? Really? This mother fucker has no clue how real careers work, and how most adults are living. YOU DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE. YOUR EGO IS SO FRAGILE, that you spend half of your day trying to convince yourself that you are happy.

Bankrupt. No savings. His dream is to refinance his house that is falling apart and must smell like absolute ass. He hates that his wife is fat. He has the most pathetic addiction possible. Your house could have been paid off. Nope, $200k to scopley. "One day the gravy train will end." YUP.

/stupid rant, sorry

 

[LifeAlert]

If he wants detractor money then he's gonna have to up the ante, do something that can get him in the running for lolcow of the year.

-Start doing Onlyfans with Khet
-Move to Kick full-time, switch to playing online multiplayer games with voice chat only and, instead of blocking/muting trolls, rage and call them every racial slur under the sun
-Do drugs on stream ala Bossman or Rekieta
-Actively talk shit at his dents for being retarded dents who give him money
-Fightcade

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

As much as it pains me to say it, since he worked for Sikorsky at one point he could comment on the midair collision that just happened in DC and actually have something to say about the helicopter side of things. Even if it was just admin stuff I'm sure he had at least one experience with the military since they get stuff from civilian companies all the time and he could talk about how trash GSA is or something. If he wasn't such an abrasive and bitter cunt and stuck to the limited things he actually has knowledge on his channel would take off.

bro... you're giving him WAY too much credit.

 

[shekelshoah666]

bro... you're giving him WAY too much credit.

Lol all DSP did was fill part orders he was told to that's it. He's that guy at the car repair shop who can check on the computer which dealership has which part or if he needs to order it for you.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The only reason this fucker married Kat was for a 2% tax deduction and to move from the 24% to 22% threshold. Phil probably has to fork over about 30k before deductibles and will try to deduct EVERYTHING. He won't be able to, though, as he has a 5k deductible limit. He is also at his limit with his federal back taxes, so he has to cough up his 2024 in full. I am convinced he uses Kat's wage and credit card for DoorDash and Amazon credit for Amazon. The amount he spends daily must be crazy because he is just trying to enter bankruptcy 2. He is using it as a cheat code but he does not realize how staunch bankruptcy creditors actually are, they are brutal for the most part and the judges are worse because if they see any shady shit, they will ask for months and months, even years, in receipts.

This fucker is looking down at a 22k minimum tax bill this year, which he has to pay up, and is not batting an eye. Also, big ups for confirming you read this thread in your mornings, as we had discussed whales and their thresholds and aliases. We watch you because you are our Jersey Shore/ Vanderpump Rules, dumb fuck, nothing else, and nothing more. We discuss you because you are absolutely mental.

 

[Twrx]

Really funny he's talking about others living in squalor. We've heard him speak about piles of door dash and cat litter