Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

"I've sold more houses than those incel prudes own!"

"I've been foreclosed on more times than those POVERTY NERDS!" Nick retard logic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's not often that you see the host of a show take her clothes off and you wish to God that she'd put the damn things back on again. I rather like gamine women, but April looked less like something from the pages of Vogue and more like something from Belsen-Bergen.

The trashy tattoos are off the charts nasty. I wasn’t surprised to learn she has chronic pussy stank.

 

[Desktop User2]

It's not often that you see the host of a show take her clothes off and you wish to God that she'd put the damn things back on again. I rather like gamine women, but April looked less like something from the pages of Vogue and more like something from Belsen-Bergen.

Guess you are not a fan of crack chic?

 

[Folgers Can]

Edit: One of ours being called out. @Balldo's Gate

Quite a few times as it turns out, as though they think one user objectively archiving important facts must portend some sort of momentous sea change:

Here's the Sunday clip of Aaron throwing some shade that they're referring to, for context:

(Source timestamped)

So Aaron, in his infinite wisdom, felt that the best way to respond to someone calling him a liar was to then add on a whole new lie that he has no idea what is going on in a thread that he frequents multiple times per day? Leaving aside the countless times on his show referencing news and memes from the thread almost in real-time, and leaving aside his even having made references by username before now, it's obvious enough how finely attuned he is to the goings-on here from his login activity alone, popping up multiple times a day with the only exceptions being when his show is live or whenever his show schedule would force him to sleep. Here's just one of countless examples:

You're not fooling anyone Aaron, you knew exactly what that chatter was talking about just as you have amassed an encyclopedic knowledge of every post here down to the last syllable. It's time to just accept and embrace the harsh reality once and for all:

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Tells you a lot that he sees apologizing as being a bitch.

Balldo been on that Ralphamale grindset.

 

[Swole McPole]

Guess you are not a fan of crack chic?

I didn't mind the old heroin chic. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't cranked the occasional one out to Kate Moss in The Face back in the day. But the crack thing was always a couple of kilos too far.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I didn't mind the old heroin chic. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't cranked the occasional one out to Kate Moss in The Face back in the day. But the crack thing was always a couple of kilos too far.

Kate Moss could make it work because she was well beyond conventionally beautiful.

I've never seen April naked and I wouldn't want to.

I haven't kept up with the thread in a bit. Anything new and exciting happen? Perhaps Nick and Kayla finally admit they've hated each other for years and couldn't care less what happens to the kids in the fallout of their shitty life choices?

 

[SargonF00t]

Kate Moss could make it work because she was well beyond conventionally beautiful.

I've never seen April naked and I wouldn't want to.

I haven't kept up with the thread in a bit. Anything new and exciting happen? Perhaps Nick and Kayla finally admit they've hated each other for years and couldn't care less what happens to the kids in the fallout of their shitty life choices?

Jesus, I never thought Kate Moss was that pretty, so many "supermodels" are strange looking and it is their unique look that propels their career.

April's body is okay, her problems are her trashy tatts and lower socio-economic looking face.

 

[Peace Through Power]

The trashy tattoos are off the charts nasty. I wasn’t surprised to learn she has chronic pussy stank.

The smell will be way worse now because it's been a month since Nick JFd her in the swamp behind his house. Alledgedly.
Even white pages thinks so

 

[Melty Butter]

Groundhogging. He's in Melton's chat yet again because that's all he does. Paging @daffodils.

 

[stupid frog]

We already know he's gay. Thanks for confirmation Nick, I guess?

 

[Folgers Can]

Holy shit, he's actually following his three shrinks' advice to keep his mind occupied with something, anything, other than his ex-boyfriend. Progress?



EDIT: Nevermind, false alarm, he couldn't even make it an hour without diving right in to more jizz obsession:

 

[Folgers Can]

If Nick does actually go to Fatrick's degenerate Hackamania in Vegas like a damn fool, he's going to complete the final flush of his miserable existence. No way in hell he'll stay away from all the boozing and drugs that fat fag's friend's indulge in at these events.

Nah don't worry, Nick did "his WebMD thing" and realized that whatever highs he was chasing through drugs and alcohol are easily replaced by the endogenous rushes of dopamine and oxytocin that can be obtained from a romp through the ample sex trade that the Vegas area has to offer, all surely with his slatternly wife's approval:

And boy, for a guy who says so much about respecting the privacy of the slatternly wife who doesn't want her family and church knowing about his and her uninterrupted mission to destigmatize the bedroom at all costs, and for a guy whose latest tattoo ostensibly symbolized his renewed commitment to aggressive monogamy, he sure says a lot of things in public that sound kinda like polyamory being back on the menu:

Maybe that sort of thing never even stopped being up the slatternly wife's alley so long as none of it will involve the one particular sister-wife that got too catty with her, and who will surely never poke her head out from whatever hole she was either MamaJF'ed into or NDA'd into:

And why even worry about him partying with his new Dabbleverse "friends" when it turns out that he doesn't even understand or enjoy his new brand, and is only suffering these "useless" losers because he - a man supposedly too busy to stream - is just "bored and awake" in the wee hours of the morning with nothing better to do:

Maybe it's just that he never has to feel ashamed for any of the mad shit he keeps spouting because he won't remember any of it anyway, what with how all the galaxy gas has brought on a dementia that makes your Alzheimer's-riddled grandma look sharp as a tack:

On the bright side, at least he does seem to have a relatively sunny disposition these days. He really should fire up a stream and share such joy with the world.

 

[daffodils]

@Folgers Can already got all of the good ones, but for the sake of completeness here are all of Nick's chat messages

Spoiler

Supertips (at least the ones I spotted skimming)

Spoiler

One of Nick's sycophants gets in on the Melton paypigging

Here's the easiest way not to get a reply from Nick:


Not bored enough to communicate with his few remaining paypigs



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EDIT: Someone compares Nick to a septuagenarian, and it' isn't even hyperbole.
Link/Archive

 

[Desktop User2]

keep his mind occupied with something, anything, other than his ex-boyfriend.

Something, anything but working to put food on your family´s table. Thank god for mommy.

 

[Vibralldo]

So Nick openly admitted to illegally driving 160 mph (corroborating the claims that he drives recklessly, wouldn't be surprised if he did it with the kids in the car) and that he's gonna cheat on Kayla in Vegas AGAIN despite saying how that kind of stuff almost ruined his relationship and nearly drove him to suicide.

The ultimate lolcow

EDIT: Someone compares Nick to a septuagenarian, and it' isn't even hyperbole.

*Octogenarian
The difference is that Ringo Starr looks good for his age, is a good person, and has actual talent

Nick easily looks nearly double his age, is a piece of shit, and only exists to make a fool of himself for our entertainment

Groundhogging. He's in Melton's chat yet again because that's all he does. Paging @daffodils.

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Is Nick trying to deny the coke stream or is he finally admitting that his obsession with Aaron is romantic?

 

[Desktop User2]

And why even worry about him partying with his new Dabbleverse "friends" when it turns out that he doesn't even understand or enjoy his new brand

"The Dabbleverse is about making fun of people that think they are podcasters"

I guess irony goes straight through the abandoned barn of a head of these "internet comedy" fans...

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT: Nevermind, false alarm, he couldn't even make it an hour without diving right in to more jizz obsession:

What an absolutely pathetic faggot. It's just mind boggling anyone ever respected this worthless turd.

*Octogenarian
The difference is that Ringo Starr looks good for his age, is a good person, and has actual talent

Ringo unironically looks better. I also bet he isn't constantly twitching like a ghoul from drug-induced pseudo-Parkinson's. Nick unquestionably looks like a waffle stomped turd.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Since Nick drama has been boring for months and his thread has devolved into talking more about Aaron, I will use this time to make a brief cheat sheet post for anyone who wants to catch up on months of Nick drama without going through thousands of pages. It will also keep me informed because I can't be arsed to sit through this thread day after day.

Please correct me if I've made any mistakes, but the timeline we find ourself with post-arrest and post-child testing positive for cocaine possession is:
• Nick pleads guilty to a very favourable sentence, which would involve a stay of adjudication (i.e. stay out of trouble for a yet-to-be-revealed period of time), for the felony third-degree drug possession. The two other charges (possession of a firearm with a controlled substance and child endangerment) were dropped, as were the charges for his wife and his girlfriend (see below). He is not a felon yet and sentencing is scheduled for April. His kids have also been returned to him.
• While he might smugly gloat that he's bested the system, his entire reputation has been irrevocably destroyed. Everyone will forever remember him as an alcoholic and cocaine addict whose daughter, despite his claims to the contrary, tested positive for a metabolite only found upon ingestion of cocaine.
• He seldom streams, and when he does it's often impromptu. He prefers being a guest on streams hosted by friends.
• Despite this, he is not a hermit who has fled the Internet, and he is appearing in the YouTube chat of (and sending as much as $100 to) Patrick Melton on a daily basis. Melton is an obsessive hater of the former Qover (polycule) member Aaron Imholte, so much so that he has made sexual comments about Aaron's children; despite repeated insistence from both Aaron and those close to him, he is gleeful in talking about Aaron's kids being fucked and laughs at superchats about his daughter starting an OnlyFans when she is older.
• In collaboration with Melton, he attempted to embarrass Aaron by revealing his google search history, which fits the definition of computer hacking.
• After years of being tight lipped about his Jamaican trip to Hedonism II, he confirmed that he went to Jamaica in leaked DMs with a former mod, Kalea, and revealed he gave $1000 to a woman at the resort who claimed to be pregnant (whether this was to cover pregnancy expenses as he claims, was used to pay for an abortion or was simply a scam by con artists, we'll never know)
• He also confirmed that he was indeed in a relationship with April Imholte (née Anderson), telling a panel that included Melton that Anderson was "[his] girlfriend at the time." He is still very likely in regular contact with her, and despite his attempts to pretend he has not been in contact with her, she was present for a Zoom hearing months ago and was sitting in the room where Nick regularly streams. Like with Hedonism, he seems to take joy in heavily implying the obvious without outright admitting it.
• He is still being sued by Steve Quest, a.k.a. Monograph, for defamation per se for his 2022 comments explicitly calling Montograph a pedophile. Even as recently as last month, he reiterated his belief that Montograph is a pedophile. It was also revealed in December that he took out a $300k loan against his house which is believed to have been used to pay his attorney Mark Randazza (edit: while this is still a possibility, the mortgage could also very likely be for legitimate construction he was doing on his house, as in 2023 he talked about the construction of a "sex dungeon" in his house).
• Likely due to his many legal cases, he has been forced to downside. His second property was sold and half of his primary estate was sold. The second house was believed to be where April was living.
• Finally, Nick Rekieta - the man whose channel and firm is called "Rekieta Law" and who spent years providing analysis of legal documents and cases - is no longer allowed to practice law for not keeping up with the Minnesota bar's Continuing Legal Education rules.

Remember, I am writing this for people like Ana Kasparian who like to peruse this thread or show to friends, who aren't spending hours and hours combing through discussion. Again, if I've left anything out of gotten something wrong, please let me know.

edit: oh yeah he may also be doing whippets, although he denies this.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

@genericwhitemale

That looks pretty good, except I think the general consensus here is that he sold the smaller house to pay off the mortgage he took out against his primary residence (which briefly went into foreclosure due to not paying his mortgage for a year). I am not sure about him paying off Randazza, but Nick claimed the reason he took out the mortgage on his primary residence was to leverage the money to reinvest (or that is what I took away from his rather muddled explanation of why he risked his primary residence). Edit: In any case, he specifically used the term "leverage."