Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[God's strongest milkman]

on GAWD my nigguh is gonna stay straight

If he lasts longer than Ralph I will send you twenty bucks but if he relapses before Ralph you have to send me or buy for me a gallon of milk. Deal?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Is that the 23k he stashed yesterday, the 6k from earlier, or both?

Stashed away? Lol.
He lost every single cent last night, that $1k is from an old Exodus account he got locked out of when his old phone died.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Stashed away? Lol.
He lost every single cent last night, that $1k is from an old Exodus account he got locked out of when his old phone died.

Did ya see him put that whole 23k back in?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Did ya see him put that whole 23k back in?

We did, we can track his wallets too, he was back at a big fat $0 last night.

 

[Preacher ✝]

We did, we can track his wallets too, he was back at a big fat $0 last night.

Oof. I can't say I'm surprised but somehow I'm still disappointed.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Right back where he was, gambling for a solid day, parents enabling and the only drug variable is when, not if.
Bread and circus. God bless mom and dad for willingly giving up their son to the crowd.

 

[JudyTester]

If you turn the sound up you can hear him sleeping peacefully. He's gotta be so comfy, staying up for 30+ hours and being back in his own bed after months.

 

[McSneaks]

SHOCKING! BOSSMAN JUST ADMITTED HE WAS ADDICTED TO CRACK, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED????

He's also going to rebrand his channel. frfr no cap ong. The song he's making this admission on mentions crack cocaine at least a hundred times as well, btw.

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"Do I still have the dealers phone number? Yes. Is it starred at the top of my phone? Yes. Do I have the money, withdrawn, sitting on the table beside me? Yes. Does he deliver? Yes. Do I still have a crackpipe? Yes. Can I smoke between drug tests? *checks calendar* yes. Do I have fake piss just incase? Yes. Do I want to smoke crack? Yes. Am I going to smoke that delicious, awesome feeling crack? ....no"


Idk about anyone else but I definitely believe him

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Has he slept since being released from jail?

 

[Gooby]

Has he slept since being released from jail?

He's been sleeping on stream for over an hour right now literally. Just a dead stream farming some ad money and donations while every once and a while you hear him snore lmao.

 

[drachenbarde]

I've never really had much interest in this thread and I don't normally click random features but for some reason I did this time. I went back and read the op. This guy is eerily similar to someone I used to know. Lived with his enabling mom into his 30s, did petty criminal shit when he was younger, extremely addictive personality, online game addiction that consumed his life and took all his time and money, extremely rude and angry towards his parents, randomly smashed walls doors and furniture when he was mad, angry and rude towards his friends and generally anyone that was nice to him. I even actually suggested to him a few times that he should start streaming his game playing to make some money because people would get a kick out of his ridiculous rants and the way he went off about shit. He never did though.

About the only differences I can think of are dude I knew was an alcoholic until he killed his pancreas, he played ark instead of runescape, didn't gamble, never went to jail and ended up addicted to meth and fentynyl which inevitably killed him instead of crack. Oh and he was also a somewhat decent person who actually did care about people in his own way, which bossmanjack does not seem to be.

Anyway. This dude seems to be speedrunning himself to an early grave in probably the most hilariously pathetic way possible and I kind of regret not checking this thread out sooner.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Why does he sleep with the lights on

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Why does he sleep with the lights on

Rats dwell in the dark, duh.

 

[FiveStarAce]

"Do I still have the dealers phone number? Yes. Is it starred at the top of my phone? Yes. Do I have the money, withdrawn, sitting on the table beside me? Yes. Does he deliver? Yes. Do I still have a crackpipe? Yes. Can I smoke between drug tests? *checks calendar* yes. Do I have fake piss just incase? Yes. Do I want to smoke crack? Yes. Am I going to smoke that delicious, awesome feeling crack? ....no"


Idk about anyone else but I definitely believe him

Gamble big, win big. Get it twisted! What keeps you from living your life to the fullest, like the Bossman?

 

[Barbarella]

I’ve lurked BMJ since the beginning and voted for him for lolcow of the year. I was amazed to see him back on stream, weight on, looking healthy as fuck. I was thinking of offering my mom’s pussy, he looked so good.

In 24 hours the bags are back under his eyes and he’s won and lost thousands. Super fast decline in a day. Drugs will be on board soon and holes will appear in his walls. Eventually, probation violation.

Too bad, I’m a civic bro. I hope I’m wrong but nah. Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I’ve lurked BMJ since the beginning and voted for him for lolcow of the year. I was amazed to see him back on stream, weight on, looking healthy as fuck. I was thinking of offering my mom’s pussy, he looked so good.

In 24 hours the bags are back under his eyes and he’s won and lost thousands. Super fast decline in a day. Drugs will be on board soon and holes will appear in his walls. Eventually, probation violation.

Too bad, I’m a civic bro. I hope I’m wrong but nah. Enjoy it while it lasts.

stfu rat, he’s been plowing your mom and NOT doing crack in the time it took you to make this post. DTPN.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

stfu rat, he’s been plowing your mom and NOT doing crack in the time it took you to make this post. DTPN.

Only person doing crack is @Barbarella 's mom trying to match the natural, raw sexual energy of the Bossman as he beats up that sweet, fat milf pussy after a 100k comeup.

DTPN

 

[McSneaks]

Gamble big, win big. Get it twisted! What keeps you from living your life to the fullest, like the Bossman?

I'm a pussy bitch and only do crack on the weekends don't bully me we can't all be alphas that's why streams are precious so we can win vicariously

 

[11apocalyptic11]

His new waiting screen on Twitch is gold.

Making me want a casino stream more than ever before, want to see the bossman at a true and honest blackjack table

 

[thebigdream]

Why does he sleep with the lights on

This is exactly what's wrong with this generation dude, it's actually so fucked up that people want to sleep in the dark. That's darkness bro. That's so subliminally evil.