Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[Tabula Rasa]

We need to make a song list pronto

Well if we're doing Queen songs, "I'm in Love with My Car" is a given.

 

[Jace on ice]

“Pretty privilege” is part of the rotation of 2014 Tumblr SJW buzzwords/gripes she likes to complain about. It never crosses her mind that most physically attractive people actually put a lot of time & effort into maintaining their looks, so why shouldn’t they get to reap the social benefits?

Obviously some people are born luckier than others when it comes to looks, and it cannot be stressed enough just how unlucky Tophia is in that aspect. Like, as a woman, I can’t look at her without feeling a pang of “aw shit, I can’t imagine having to go thru life looking like that”, it’s the only thing about Tophia that I feel a modicum of genuine pity for.

I will acknowledge a legitimate complaint about losing the genetic lottery harder than anyone who has ever lived with the possible exception of Cyrax.

That being said Toph loses any potential sympathy she might conceivably get by being an awful bitch.

 

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

Kind of depressing to look at this picture of the Chu-Crew from years ago, considering what/where they are now. No idea how old this pic is.

 

[Jace on ice]

How the shit is Papachu the most normal looking of the bunch?

 

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

How the shit is Papachu the most normal looking of the bunch?

That's the part of that picture that makes the least sense to me. Kinda makes me wonder what was going on then that's missing now. Also whoever told Mamachu that hairstyle looked good on her lied to her.

 

[Jace on ice]

That's the part of that picture that makes the least sense to me. Kinda makes me wonder what was going on then that's missing now. Also whoever told Mamachu that hairstyle looked good on her lied to her.

Papa looks like a crackhead but still a human crackhead.

The weird caveman genes clearly come from mama's side.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Kind of depressing to look at this picture of the Chu-Crew from years ago, considering what/where they are now. No idea how old this pic is. View attachment 6935969

The goiter on Mamachu...

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Well if we're doing Queen songs, "I'm in Love with My Car" is a given.

If we getting a "Tophian (Bohemian) Rhapsody" song in return, then "I'm in Love with My Car" works as well.

 

[drain]

Kind of depressing to look at this picture of the Chu-Crew from years ago, considering what/where they are now. No idea how old this pic is. View attachment 6935969

Mamachu looks like something that people working on Antarctica would find after some big ice blocks melted

 

[Trombonista]

Kind of depressing to look at this picture of the Chu-Crew from years ago, considering what/where they are now. No idea how old this pic is. View attachment 6935969

I think Tophia has been absorbing all of Mamachu's weight.

 

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

I think Tophia has been absorbing all of Mamachu's weight.

She is slowly becoming the next Mamachu, slowly but surely.

 

[Trombonista]

She is slowly becoming the next Mamachu, slowly but surely.

I think she's gone well past that, and without having kids to boot.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I think she's gone well past that, and without having kids to boot.

BarrenWombChu

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

What are the odds mamachu gets swepped up in an ICE raid?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I was listening to this earlier, and she just straight-up says black people invented music...
And that's so wrong it's laughable? Most of our current-day music language is traced back through to the Catholic church. It's similar to how literacy was spread; music was heavily tied with European Catholic tradition, with different plainchant songs for the liturgies, and general songs of worship.

People took the learnings from those church groups, and brought them to the masses, who then made their own secular songs.

(that one's about nutting)

So no, black people didn't invent music.
We were inately born with the ability to sing, but the church honed that skill.

ETA, watching the newest teavi upload, because Tophia's got her camera on...
I would rather die than let people see me this hairy.

 

[Raxxinator]

I had to do a double take when this video appeared on my YouTube feed.



Must be a Tophia from a different timeline.

 

[drain]

Her forehead is so minuscule it's hard to believe there is some sort of brain matter behind it.

Also funny thing is that when you go to her subreddit/YouTube comments, every single racial group is rejecting her. The whites say she's black, the blacks says she's white, the hispanics says she's not hispanic enough, and so on lol

 

[Lokiwi]

Her forehead is so minuscule it's hard to believe there is some sort of brain matter behind it.

Also funny thing is that when you go to her subreddit/YouTube comments, every single racial group is rejecting her. The whites say she's black, the blacks says she's white, the hispanics says she's not hispanic enough, and so on lol

All races brought together in unity over a single concept: Tophia is not one of any of us.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How the shit is Papachu the most normal looking of the bunch?

He's also the most entertaining of the bunch by a mile. I really enjoy schizocows and miss having a really good one to follow. My two favorite schizocows died years ago and no one has taken their place. (RIP John Bulla and St. Terry)

Papachu deserves the staring role in this shitshow instead of his gross, fat, sub-80 IQ daughter. His 30 second teething teething like a baby spiel is more entertaining than 1000 hours of Tophia's tiktok content. I wish he'd do financial advice content since he owns a bank and lives in a homeless shelter.

 

[five of em]

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