Any attempt to take Pat's ego down a peg would be met with the same kind of absurd stubbornness as the pioneer village guys in South Park. Plus he's got what must be the biggest case of main character syndrome the world has ever seen.
Those ages are close enough that you'd only really ever use "little brother" a bit in high-school.
We suspect that this is one of the reasons he backs off - sometimes - and why he makes sure to type each reply by hand. He likely got burned once or twice by to-quick copypasta posting.
No, little brother is correct when one brother is a normal sized in shape human, and the other one is so enormously fat he outweighs the needs of the many.
Brian would understand if he realized that Pat doesn't think he's ever made a bad tweet, let alone a bad joke. Every single udderance that slips from his lips is worthy of being carved in gold on top of Mount Olympus, so he just recycles them until they go viral.
He's literally every failed, mentally retarded, failed comic. If the audience doesn't laugh, the audience failed, not him. He doesn't get that if you fail at the job of the audience laughing, YOU are the failure.
He even referred to Kyle as his “little brother” when he was on that podcast explaining his past.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick. His humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of wikipedia searches most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Starwars: The Acolyt, for instance. The pests understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about TRUMP. As a consequence people who dislike Rick truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "You’re going to prison, stalker” which itself is a cryptic reference to Norm Macdonald. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Mullen’s genius wit unfolds itself on Cryptic Web Chronicles. What fools.. how I pity them.
So just how damn fat do they need to be?And yes, by the way, i DO have a Lord of the Rings ring inscription tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 BMI points of my own (preferably higher) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Head over the Beauty Parlor and find out. No, not Ashely Isaacs' thread.
Too fat.
Too risky. If he got hurt who would direct the resistance from behind enemy lines??
He could deflower perma-virgin Anna O'Brien. I'm not sure how to go about doing it with a hamplanet like that. Nobody is. She's too large to simply roll in some flour and go for the wet spot. A block and tackle might be needed. Possibly one of those cranes that ports use to move around shipping containers.
Pat knows how to deal with visitors wielding pork daggers...
To be fair,look at the guys protesting and he would probably look as slim as he believes himself.
I read that as "Fat people search."
