Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Runch]

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This is UK.
I am fucking angry, my baby has supported me to no end the last 4 years and doesn't fucking deserve this. I am currently calling every gp from Manchester to leeds trying to find one that will take her on. She's resigned herself to having to wait 10 years and even thinking about going back into the closet.

I AM NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN.

I remember how happy she was when she finally got hrt, I am going to get her back on it even if I have to pay for it privately.

If you know any gps in this area that do her shared care please tell me

People in the comments steering them toward TransDIY, PhilosophyTube and F1nnster

 

[Izdaja Slika]

[–]Diligent_Rip_986- 1.23.232.9.24 [score hidden] an hour ago
bi people absolutely can have genital preferences


[–]fatfrikingturtle [score hidden] an hour ago
Idk, if someone was only attracted to cis men and trans women, or only cis women and trans men, I would be suspicious.

Suspicious....of what, exactly? Genuine question.

[–]Diligent_Rip_986- 1.23.232.9.24 [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
that’s fair you don’t have to date anyone you’re uncomfortable dating. however genital preferences aren’t really all about gender. not all trans women have penises and not all trans men have vulvas and/or vaginas. there’s nothing inherently wrong with having a genital preference (as long as you are respectful), and it doesn’t make someone not bi to have one


[–]fatfrikingturtle [score hidden] 35 minutes ago
There's nothing wrong with having a genital preference, but let's be real, it would be strange for a straight man to have a genital preference for penis. Maybe its a thing, but personally I would immediately label that guy as a chaser. Genitals =/= gender but attraction does work according to perceived biological sex, so it makes absolutely no sense to me that someone attracted to both sexes/genders would only like one set of genitals. At the end of the day you can't control what you're attracted to, but to me that doesn't seem like a basic biological preference at that point. They could have another reason to be uncomfortable (like trauma or prejudice), but I wouldn't call it a genital preference.

Are we at the stage of listing and evaluating proper and acceptable reasons not to want to lick a testosterone-destroyed clit?

I can enjoy smoked salmon and vanilla thickshakes at different times. Doesn't mean I want to blend smoked salmon into my vanilla thickshake.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Til Greta is short as fuck. No idea she was barely 4'10". She must have something wrong with her beyond Aspergers. Her parents are normal height. I wonder if she has the same problem that Bindi Irwin has, who is also 4'10" despite having tall parents and had weird facial features like Greta.
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I get the biology of it - how estrogen advances bone age and such. But has there been any FTMs that actually seem to prove that puberty blockers increase height in females? I never come across any evidence this works outside of theoreticals.

She has FAS most likely

 

[gampboonerisms]

Are we at the stage of listing and evaluating proper and acceptable reasons not to want to lick a testosterone-destroyed clit?

Imagine being tried and true lesbian who loves the carpet. And then getting a taste of testo necro juice.

im legit sorry to all the gal-for-gals. I just can not imagine biting into a grape and getting chemical-orange taste. Its so dichotomus that it's unfathomable. Gods it must be so fucking nasty. Be a butch lezy but dont poison yourself with testo.

 

[Syikeblade]

This beautiful tranny has found the perfect man to date, or would have if he didn't find out the truth.
He even made some videos about his experience, and can't fathom why men won't date men with the "condition" if pretending to be woman.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/FbW2BT5rnn

 

[Mad_Dog]

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This beautiful tranny has found the perfect man to date, or would have if he didn't find out the truth.
He even made some videos about his experience, and can't fathom why men won't date men with the "condition" if pretending to be woman.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/FbW2BT5rnn

Yeah, it's the word that scared him away. Not the fact that he's a fucking man.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, it's the word that scared him away. Not the fact that he's a fucking man.

These retards have been so brainwashed by the Cult some of them 100% believe they are no different than women, they totally drink the Kool Aid about their 'ditches being "indistinguishable" and "not even a Gynecologist can tell" and then they act completely baffled when the only people who want anything to do with them are deviant chasers.

In cases of naive autistic kids that were groomed and trooned out by their parents at an early age, like GellyNails upthread they are so cozened into believing "transwomen are women" they try to trick straight men, and take collossal risks, as the natural response of many men upon realizing a man is trying to trick you into a homosexual act, basically rape by deception, is to smash the fuck out of the attempted rapist in a fit of justifiable rage.
GellyNails had a nervous breakdown when he was forced to see the truth, he's lucky he wasn't beaten into a coma.

The whole idea of transition is based on a lie, and they can lie to themselves, but you can't lie your way past a biologically instinctive reaction.
Straight men don't want to fuck other men.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Straight men don't want to fuck other men.

"Out and proud queer" types always hate sexual boundaries from anyone, but it's been quite something to see it unfold directed at straight men.

Spoiler: Gettin' cozy on my soap box.

We're all familiar with the tranny pressure to make lesbians suck dick, and we've seen the pooner pipsqueaks attempt to coerce gay men into taking a walk on the vaginal side, but straight men are a particular target of this manipulation in ways that many are unsympathetic to.

Straight men's bodily autonomy, sexual dignity and personal preferences are utterly disregarded when trannies enter the frame, and their hatred of things like the trans panic defense showcases a dark and sinister hypocrisy: it's always "kill all rapists" until the victim is a man and the perpetrator is a MTF - then suddenly, he's a liar and he's a transphobe and he should definitely be made to feel like a despicable genocidal monster for daring to enforce boundaries.

While I'm skeptical that so many men are apparently unable to tell trannies from real women to the point that it became a legal defense - I theorize many of them were probably okay with it until they had a bout of shame kick in afterward - it's still grotesque to see so many people automatically side with the MTF just because the victim is a straight man. What happened to believe all victims? A laughable notion, apparently; then again, this is the same movement that supported known rapist Cherno Biko's appearance at a women's march, so we shouldn't pretend it's ever been a movement interested in supporting the rights of anyone but its constituents. As far as I'm concerned, to align yourself with transgender rights is to align yourself as a rapist's advocate.

But I digress; it's time now for some tranny tears.

A troon is deeply upset by the fact that being a hulking creep in a dress makes people vastly less interested in having sex with you.
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Pretty Privilege, and the HtN (Hot to Not) transition​

DISCLAIMER: I really don’t want this post to come off as insensitive. It’s objectively wrong that pretty privilege exists, and the experience of being marginalised for your looks sucks. I understand that the experience I’m about to talk about is fundamentally rooted in the privilege of having been attractive.
I’m going to be pretty cynical and over the top in this post, so I apologise if the tone hurts anyone. Please click away if so. Sorry.
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Hi transfems!! Nice to talk to all of you today. Were you attractive pre-transition? If so, does the below sound familiar?
Dating was was a breeze — women and men would occasionally proposition, you rarely (if ever) were turned down.
People would always been super warm to you in public when you chatted with them — even if you were inserting yourself into the conversations of TOTAL STRANGERS!!
Social situations were easy as pie — people wanted to be your friend, and would quickly look to you for advice, or to join them for an event, or to add to their aesthetic.
But now, post-transition….
None of that is true anymore! Dating is impossible, and it’s been forever since anyone has shown active interest.
Strangers generally want less to do with you in public — and boy do you feel it! Interrupting people’s personal conversations to say things just doesn’t fly anymore.
And let me tell you — social situations? You get brushed over. You’re at social events, but are you wanted? People definitely aren’t as excited to hang out with you anymore.
If so, you may not just be MtF (Male to Female), you might be HtN (Hot to Not). Bet that’s a transition you didn’t expect you were on.
And unfortunately — that IS me. I was hot. I know I was hot. And now I’m not.
I look back at pictures and burn in anger — why couldn’t that guy just bite the gender dysphoria and be a man? How hard could it have been?? Because let me tell you — this massively sucks. I can’t be a man, but my features, my bones, my EVERYTHING is inescapably not just more attractive, but objectively HOT as a man.
And yet, I am not.
How do y’all cope with this? I’m sure I can’t be the only one. Some of my “attractive” features turned on and betrayed me. *I really want my pretty privilege back.* It made life so much easier, and a whole lot of fun.

A tranny feels pushed out of his macho man interests because the skirt-go-spinny was too salacious a siren call to resist.
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My spaces have been stolen from me. Venting about my hobbies that made me feel alive​

I feel like the carpet’s been pulled from under my feet.
I’m four years into my transitioning, and my active lifestyle feels like it’s been stolen from me. Not by my body, not by hormones, not by anything medical. But by the culture surrounding the things I love.
I walk into a Taekwondo gym, and the air shifts. Before, I was one of the people, an equal. Now, I feel like I have to prove myself all over again. I’m either too much or not enough. Macho energy seeps into every corner of the martial arts world, from how people size each other up to the way respect is given. And as a trans woman, I’m suddenly outside of it.
Same with music. The band scene is supposed to be a rebellious place where anyone can belong, but I can feel the subtle ways I’m othered. Sometimes not so subtle, when I got kicked out from a band when I told a bandmate that I’m trans.
I didn’t change. I’m still the same person who’s spent years kicking, sweating, playing, trying. And I don’t know how to shake the feeling that my place in these spaces was never mine to begin with.
I just want to move again. To feel the same thrill, the same fire, without this weight pressing down on me.
I haven’t been practicing Taekwondo for 5 years now. Didn’t perform music on a stage since 2020.

Transanity defined: a 6-footer bloke thinks he's been passing at work the entire time and worries it's no longer quite so easy to go stealth as it once was. Such is the cost of trans visibility, eh?
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Is it just me or is it almost impossible to be stealth in the US right now.​

So someone finally broke it to me that quite a few people at work thought I was a guy, straight up laughing behind my back and everything for over a year. Worst part is they use she to my face. I haven’t been misgendered to my face for years so I assumed that I passed.
Im half post op with breast aug/orchi, cutting through red tape for bottom surgery, by some considered traditionally pretty… Nobody has proof, but sure, it’s possible to clock me if you know what to look for, ya know… being over 6’ naturally raises concerns. So that leaves me with a bit of a dilemma.
Option one, double down and try harder to appear cis. Maybe spread rumors about not being trans.
Option two, come out and explain that yes I transitioned and that means I’m not a man. Although that’s a tough sell right now… and tmi for most…
Option three, do absolutely nothing and let the rumors burn.
Option four, find a new job and risk being clocked again.
Option five, drop my voice and call myself a “biological man” and a “real man”. Then give them my deadname so they can “cut through the lies”. Use the men’s restroom as I please. Also, make eye contact with everyone as I call them bruh. (Politically correct and what they probably want to hear… sorry I have a dark sense of humor don’t ban me plz )
Posting from a new account for anonymity.

Pass the tissues, please: a poor li'l TiM is bereft that in times of economic disrupt, political change and a world beset by anger and conflict, "the cissies" aren't prioritizing him enough.
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Is it just me or does the majority of the “solidarity” from cis people seem extremely performative? This really hurts on a deep level​

We have been constantly dehumanized and our rights are literally being stripped away in real time as we get legislated out of existence and the loudest thing a lot of cis people can muster is “you are valid.” Great; I’m glad to hear you think that but are you going to do or say anything that shows your outrage? I know a world without us has never existed but that doesn’t change the fact that this admin is working to make it so we can’t exist.. I haven’t seen a single FUCKING notable protest happen. Why don’t they care?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Activist in DuPage County (that's just south of Chicago).

Follow up:

https://archive.ph/wip/ILgIU

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Follow up:
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I think most of these "XYZ Hospital says it will stand with us" posts are just blatant bullshit.

At best, they may have said that they're waiting to see what happens next, but no direct "piss off and die" posts that have become the latest troon misinformation.

 

[Mad_Dog]

These retards have been so brainwashed by the Cult some of them 100% believe they are no different than women,

You can be anything you want when you conflate semantics with ontology

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This beautiful tranny has found the perfect man to date, or would have if he didn't find out the truth.
He even made some videos about his experience, and can't fathom why men won't date men with the "condition" if pretending to be woman.

The fortunate man who fled apparently had a gorillion dollars, an 8 pack and owned several businesses. You know, exactly the sort of person you'd expect to see trawling the depths of dating apps for troons.

It's amusing that several responders floated the idea of simply ditching the word 'transwomen' and re-branding as something more palatable. Because obviously it's just the word that scares people away, not the fact that the word (or whatever you try to replace it with) is synonymous with 'I am a man and I have a penis'.

Just ask the pedos MAPs how well just changing the name of a reprehensible thing works. People hate what you are, not the word you decide to call yourself.

 

[Backinpogform]

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The fortunate man who fled apparently had a gorillion dollars, an 8 pack and owned several businesses. You know, exactly the sort of person you'd expect to see scraping the depths of the dating app barrel for troons.

It's amusing that several responders floated the idea of simply ditching the word 'transwomen' and re-branding as something more palatable. Because obviously, it's just the word that scares people away, not the fact the word (or whatever you replace it with) is synonymous with 'I am a man and I have a penis'.

Just ask the pedos MAPs how well just changing the name of a reprehensible thing works. We hate what you are, not whatever word you decide to call yourself.

They already do this. Look how many posts there are that can be summarised as "All my paperwork says I'm a woman, I've ensnared major institutions who shut down all disagreement....

We *proved* we're women, so why won't those fucking dykes get on board? We proved them wrong!"

My favourite type is when they're *genuinely* bewildered that their 'evidence' lesbians are wrong about them being men amounts to nothing in the real world. It's even funnier than the tantrums they throw about not getting laid.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Troon sez: "We have been constantly dehumanized and our rights are literally being stripped away in real time as we get legislated out of existence and the loudest thing a lot of cis people can muster is “you are valid.” Great; I’m glad to hear you think that but are you going to do or say anything that shows your outrage? I know a world without us has never existed but that doesn’t change the fact that this admin is working to make it so we can’t exist.. I haven’t seen a single FUCKING notable protest happen. Why don’t they care?"

This has been my favorite trope from the last few weeks. Will they ever figure out that it was all fake? That their censored and bot-infested hugboxes online never reflected how the general public actually feels about them? That people were only being polite because they were scared to lose their jobs and be ostracized from their libshit communities? And that this is all troons' own fault? Probs not.

Troons are like the school bully who only talks a big game because he's got a crew of bigger, more aggressive bullies backing him up. Now he's all alone, still trying to steal your lunch money but it doesn't work because his goons aren't there to kick your ass if you don't give it up.

I can't help but wonder how many "you are valid" people are feeling relieved that they don't have to overdo the pretense anymore.

I'm just loving this Find Out phase. Such milk floweth!

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

An L from the Krassensteins. This was the troon that grabbed Ben Shapiro. Later detransitioned and blamed the VA into pushing him and others to it.
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Wrong troon, the one who threatened Shapiro is Bob "Zoey" Tur.

They both look like linebackers in skirts, so I can see the confusion.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

This has been my favorite trope from the last few weeks. Will they ever figure out that it was all fake? That their censored and bot-infested hugboxes online never reflected how the general public actually feels about them? That people were only being polite because they were scared to lose their jobs and be ostracized from their libshit communities? And that this is all troons' own fault? Probs not.

Troons are like the school bully who only talks a big game because he's got a crew of bigger, more aggressive bullies backing him up. Now he's all alone, still trying to steal your lunch money but it doesn't work because his goons aren't there to kick your ass if you don't give it up.

I can't help but wonder how many "you are valid" people are feeling relieved that they don't have to overdo the pretense anymore.

I'm just loving this Find Out phase. Such milk floweth!

It hit me a while back that there’s a big group of kids who were (almost) never exposed to hate if they only hung in troon-friendly or normie spaces. Some of them really don’t know how much they’re hated. Before Trump’s second win, I’d see them post “Can you guys stop complaining about the people who hate us, I see more posts about it from you than actual hate posts!” and for a lot of them, it’s been true! The older troons really set these young ones up for disaster.

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Found this youtube video in my recommended and decided to watch & listen. It's another recent passport story, but he says that he was "prevented from getting a passport entirely" even though the agency said it'd be ready by the time of his flight to Europe. So he just cancelled his entire vacation over it.

Spoiler: Audio Troonscription

Good- good afternoon everybody. I have faced uh, explicit systemic discrimination. Yay! Um so, I was going to have a flight to Europe for a vacation, um and I applied for my passport many moons ago. Um, I paid for expedited fees it got caught up in the system for some reason and it just said it was on hold. I was like "okay I don't know what that means," so I was like I talked to like I went to the local passport agency. Um, I go there they're like "No problem. We can have your passport ready uh, by the time of your flight." That's like wonderful, perfect. Um, so I hand in all my documents they're like "looks all good," thumbs up. And then I get- I go in the next day to pick up my passport and they say to me "Oh yeah due to the legislation recently passed by Donald Trump we aren't going to process any gender marker changes on um on passports." And I have updated all of my documents legally. Uh, on everything I have an "F." I have my preferred name, I do not have my dead name on any of my documents anymore. Um, so I was like "Okay, because my old passport has an 'M' on it you can't change it to an 'F' now? I understand that can we just keep the 'M' on there put my new name on there." They're like "No, no, we can't do that because then, um the passport doesn't match your current documents." I was like okay, so I have faced immediate- like they have prevented me from getting a passport entirely and I can't use my old passport because to submit your application, uh by mail you have to void your old passport, so I was like cool. Um, I had to cancel my flight and my entire vacation, so it's like it sucks it sucks really bad. Um, that like it's just such an explicit like uh, removal of my rights as a citizen and it hurts. It hurts and it makes me feel sad. Um, so I don't know. I- I guess I'm making this just like prove to myself that like, things do fundamentally change under uh, a new presidency. Uh, I know that a lot of people get into it like, Democrats are just like a little bit less worse Republicans. And I you know, I agree to an extent I mean check out that flag back there. But uh, I've suffered immediate negative consequences because of uh, this election. So it's really uh, not good for me as a transgender woman. It blows.

Typical troon in a typical troon outfit in a typical troon cave. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

He wasn't really prevented from getting a passport right? It would just have all his old info. Not like anyone but him and some agencies will be seeing it. Why'd he do that to himself?

 

[Hellriegel]

He wasn't really prevented from getting a passport right? It would just have all his old info. Not like anyone but him and some agencies will be seeing it. Why'd he do that to himself?

These fucks don't care about the passport itself, they just want to see it say they're a woman, don't you know already that it is impossible to clock troons without that info? Literal genocide.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

 

[Kees H]

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It seems to be in a perfect spot to be removed by knife.