Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Am I supposed to be wearing 3D glasses for this?
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
The conflicting responses I’m seeing to this have been whacky.

“Diversity didn’t cause it, but also we don’t even know the cause yet, but also Trump implemented the diversity hiring program anyway so it’s totally his fault, but diversity still didn’t cause it”

Ellen seems to be doing the same song and dance.
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Troons would fuck the shit out of her, does she even know?
 
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Lemon-Lime Turpentine said:
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Pizzacake posted the unqualified Trump comic to Reddit thread (Archive). Some comments from the thread.

It's not my job to entertain you.
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Some exchanges with critics.
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From Threads. Link 1 / Archive 1, Link 2 / Archive 2
She's ready to defend Canada from Trump's annexation.
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Some dunks on Tim Pool.
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She gets stupider every time she opens her mouth

He poops his pants as a result of drug abuse

He's a teetoatler who doesn't even touch alcohol yet shes claiming he's some kind of long term drug abuser to the point he shits himself? She's a legit retard if she believes that and there is no evidence he shits himself at all

He's not fit to manage a paper bag

He's a multibillionaire who has run a shit ton of companies successfully. If he were not capable of managing people effectively he wouldn't be where he is today. What do you do lady? Draw creepy self insert comics, including illegal revenge porn and shit that includes your children inappropriately and doing middle aged skank porn. He runs successful businesses and is president of the US. Whats that say about you?

He has the audacity to mock and question the credientials of those far more qualified than himself

Says the idiot who accuses him of being a drug addict that shits himself without evidence, has no qualifications herself and is trying to lecture a man who been running businesses since before she was born, plus has been the president once already about how totally unqualified he is. He's more qualified than your skanky ass is

Hes a fascist dictator who's currently organizing a coup with the worlds richest man in the white house as we speak

First, there is no reason to 'organize a coup' to get into an office you literally just won in a legitimate election. Second, nothing he has done has ever been remotely fascist. You don't know what fascism is

Before he became president he had no political background. He was not qualified

Qualified according to who? According to the requirements of the office he was. Quite a few presidents had no political background before becoming president. Hell george washington had no political background, he was a fucking general

and by your idiot logic lady, nobody is qualified to become mayor of a town, a senator or anything else politically related because they weren't a politician until they started getting into politics either
 
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Lemon-Lime Turpentine said:
From Threads. Link 1 / Archive 1, Link 2 / Archive 2
She's ready to defend Canada from Trump's annexation.
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I love this, because we know she absolutely would not “die, taking a few of them down with me”. I’ve already said my peace on other threads about performative activists acting like they can totally kill fascists (especially without using guns). I think she’d sooner drop to her knees than try to actually go down fighting.
 
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WonderWino said:
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I’ve seen a few posts now getting breathlessly butthurt about this Timmy pool tweet and even though I think he’s a fucking retard it’s painfully obvious that he’s being sarcastic here. I want to annex the cucknadians as much as the next guy but Tim is a faggot who would immediately go hey buddy that’s a step too far if we tried to do it irl
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
I love this, because we know she absolutely would not “die, taking a few of them down with me”. I’ve already said my peace on other threads about performative activists acting like they can totally kill fascists (especially without using guns). I think she’d sooner drop to her knees than try to actually go down fighting.
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What she means is she'd let the US troops them raw-dog her, and she'd infect them with HIV from a haitian bull her husband found to poz her.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
I love this, because we know she absolutely would not “die, taking a few of them down with me”. I’ve already said my peace on other threads about performative activists acting like they can totally kill fascists (especially without using guns). I think she’d sooner drop to her knees than try to actually go down fighting.
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she will go down just like her

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Men always fantasizing about women doing bestiality is sus. But muh wimmin are degenerate sHe hAs a b0dYcoUnt oF 2,5 i doN't wAnT hEr anymore. *crying moid sounds

If a single craycray women posts a funny pic pretending her dog licks her asshole the butthurt incels name a whole pill after this, assuming every girl fucks dogs.
It's always double standard. Boys do pedo jokes all the time, rape each other in prison and rape goats and lizards if they are jeet and arabcels who can't be gay or troon out if they don't get laid.

This is pr0n rotten bs and Ellens revenge porns are a hot take by a hot woman who unsparingly holds up the mirror to male gaze and rape culture.
Ackchually, you need a very high IQ to understand Ellens comics.
 
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Executive Petrel said:
Men always fantasizing about women doing bestiality is sus. But muh wimmin are degenerate sHe hAs a b0dYcoUnt oF 2,5 i doN't wAnT hEr anymore. *crying moid sounds

If a single craycray women posts a funny pic pretending her dog licks her asshole the butthurt incels name a whole pill after this, assuming every girl fucks dogs.
It's always double standard. Boys do pedo jokes all the time, rape each other in prison and rape goats and lizards if they are jeet and arabcels who can't be gay or troon out if they don't get laid.

This is pr0n rotten bs and Ellens revenge porns are a hot take by a hot woman who unsparingly holds up the mirror to male gaze and rape culture.
Ackchually, you need a very high IQ to understand Ellens comics.
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Maybe don’t use Kiwi Farms when you’re drunk.
 
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Maybe don’t use Kiwi Farms when you’re drunk.
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Breaking Bad? Is this bait? Fine, I'll bite: Keep it on Reddit. Edit: My apologies, I was confused when I posted this, I thought I was posting on KF for some reason, didn't realize it was Reddit. Thanks for the upvotes and gold, kind strangers!
 
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