Inactive Music Biz Marty / Nicholas C Beigler - Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband

Marty is way more of a degen than cyraxx, which is saying something. Being the son of jewish doctors would set you up for life but he used to drink one than bottle of whiskey a day, than a bunch of drugs. Hooking up with drugie women as well. Also marty gave $1000 to that fat guy that grabbed that women's boobs. I am looking forward to cyraxx using marty to be smug, its going to be funny as he will go on to say he was his best friend and then worst person that he beat.
 
This CJ Halliday channel is trash, so much visual pollution on his videos, why this retarded zoomer can't convey ideas and facts without trying to be funny for 5 seconds

It's the Tiktok method of content creation. If you're not constantly jingling keys the kid who is watching your video is going to throw his iPad across the room in disgust.
 
yeah that is crazy to spend 7 years of your life fucking with somebody, obsessed to the point where you drive across country and rent a house just to fuck with him, is not normal behavior at all
We both know a huge portion of the retards on here would do the same shit if they weren't poor, retarded and under 18. These mongoloids think having "nigger" as their bio flavor texts or in their usernames makes them hardcore and edgy for fuck sake.
 
dude nobody under 18 is using a forum get real
I promise you a huge portion of the user base of both this site and 4chan are dumbass terminally online children. A large portion of which are bullied special needs kids or just bullied weirdos who think people will like them if they act like insufferable obnoxious asshole toddlers on the internet because they think that's what we all do. Have you forgotten that Chris chan's trolls were all like 13-16 years old already?

On another note the reason this site has a rule against attention whoring posts where retards claim to be lolcows is because there's loads of lonely retards and even just bullied kids on the internet that want attention even if it's the most unhealthy parasocial shit imaginable. They're so far gone and delusional they think lolcows like Chris chan have it good because he's a "famous lolcow", these fuckers seriously try to emulate CHRIS CHAN. These morons try to get attention by showing that they're retarded/weird/autistic/whatever they think will get them harassers fastest and they have an online presence on any site group or forum dedicated to cringe or lolcow content, it's even happened in social media lolcow groups I admin quite a few times. They're legitimately everywhere and they will spam constantly in a desperate attempt to get attention if you don't instantly ban them. So yes, a very large portion of the userbase on lolcow/edgy cringe sites are most definitely children and occasionally adults with the mental capacity of children.

(I'm tacking this on just out of genuine compassion because i'm sure at least one of the people i'm talking about will be on this thread) if you're lonely, sad or just crave companionship or attention then being a lolcow is the LAST god damn thing on the planet you should strive for it's a horrible lonely life full of non stop bullying, harassment and torment. Humans are more overrated than the beatles and you really don't need to have them all over your life to feel better, you just have to work on yourself. That's true for EVERYONE on the planet too, self improvement is something everyone should strive for on a daily basis but for now just really focus on getting to know yourself and what makes you you. Get to know your strengths and weaknesses and make a genuine effort to acknowledge and accept your shortcomings so that you can work on improving and overcoming them, anyone worth knowing will want to know the real you and not some cringey lame character you play on the internet and when you're comfortable and confident in yourself then you will find it pretty easy to find the companionship you seek. But this? The "look at how weird I am please don't bully me" crap? This isn't it.
 
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Tbh I never knew about the drug abuse and stuff, but I knew something was wrong after the 3/3 fight, when he came in the room and he was struggling to breathe and was hyper ventilating throughout the rest of the stream as if he just ran a marathon.

Martdawg was not perfect but be had a genuine taste for lolcow content and an old school way of going about making content relating to them. it was not just 7 years of going after the goblin, it was 12+ years of marty knowing cyraxx, he was poking fun at Juggalos because he simply found it funny and the goblin happened to be there, the money and fame really only came in the last couple years and was the cumulation of years of hard work and shitposting.

The single most funny act of online trolling i have heard about was when marty said he was tipping 10$ to camwhores so the camwhores eat their boogers and he was placing bets on if they do it or not.

For the cyraxx stuff, the stream with cyraxx's friend vida, when marty masterfully held vida hostage and turned him against the goblin and made him beg the goblin to dance was the most incredible stream i watched that year.

The rest of his streaming content was really shit but he occasionally brought up gemmies, there was something about marty finding speech impeded dented lolcows that always amused me because of how funny they were just to listen to them talk.

But yeah, this is the death of marty but also the death of cyraxx content as a whole, I don't think those god awful selfimportant fags like kiwitapes and other grifters have the capacity to self-depricate and distil the milk from from the horrorcow that is cyraxx.
 
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Tbh I never knew about the drug abuse and stuff, but I knew something was wrong after the 3/3 fight, when he came in the room and he was struggling to breathe and was hyper ventilating throughout the rest of the stream as if he just ran a marathon.
How the hell you watch Marty's content and don't know he's a junkie? It's referenced hundreds of times throhough his saga with Cyraxx, and he would be absolutely plastered in some streams.

For the cyraxx stuff, the stream with cyraxx's friend vida, when marty masterfully held vida hostage and turned him against the goblin and made him beg the goblin to dance was the most incredible streams i watched that year.
Vida was just an acquaintance that didn't talk to Raxx for years prior that stream. By "masterfully helding vida hostage" you mean harassing an innocent man and his boyfriend, right? The Vida stream was one of the scummiest things Marty has done.
 
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Didn't say I was, I just like laughing at retards on the Internet. I'm just stating obvious people shouldn't aspire to be like Nick, because as seen in his funeral he was mainly remembered for being a troll and his own parents disapproval to his actions. Don't take shit personal, just stating my opinions so I apologize if it came off as some kind of slight.
Fair enough. And good points
 
The Vida stream was one of the scummiest things Marty has done.
I mean he could have kept pressing vida, even after the fact and in future streams but he obviously never did, nor do i think marty was evil to the point that he would harass his disabled bf.

The junkie stuff, i only knew of the alcohol and that he used to do coke, but so many dudes do coke in their youth, he kinda mentioned drug abuse at one point as a bid to make cyraxx mad so i just assumed he was clean.
 
I mean he could have kept pressing vida, even after the fact and in future streams but he obviously never did, nor do i think marty was evil to the point that he would harass his disabled bf.
He shouldn't have pressed Vida AT ALL. Vida was already irked out when told what Cyraxx has been doing. He wanted to get out of the stream and have nothing to do with it, but Marty kept threatening him just to make Cyraxx rage. He kept the guy for hours on a stream about internet shit that had nothing to do with him, terrorizing and threatening him.
 
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