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Looks like it has some gold. Skimmed over some posts welcome feds but check out this LEGENDARY image
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I saw another post in there where someone warned against fedposting like this, and a bunch of idiots responded with something like "so you want us all to just lie down and take it?"

These people are incredibly stupid and short-sighted.


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They keep repeating this "leopards eating my face" shit, as if it's impossible for a grown adult to not be welded to the government teat. Cancel all of it, ship back the Mexicans, that's no leopard for me. I'm a citizen who doesn't live beyond my means, and I never have qualified for gibsmedats.
It's really difficult to qualify for gibs! I seriously wonder sometimes if there's some organization out there getting paid to help only certain people navigate it, because I'm really sick of seeing shit like "Oh X group just doesn't have welfare because they're too prideful to apply" when I know good goddamn well that people like white families in trailer parks and immigrant families running businesses both get laughed out of welfare offices while other groups seem to get the red carpet treatment.
 
Archive of NPR employee Jenna McLaughlin seeking fed tales. A user replied with this:
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Yes! 23 pages of seething:
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Link / Archive

The other link is to an account on Bluesky called Dave Troy, owner and editor of the illustrious America 2.0 website (Archive).
Where the seethe memo was uploaded:
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Troy advertising the memo, no mention of the author(s):
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My gut feeling tells me Dave Troy is a sex pest.
 
These retards. Yes, call him "President Elon" unironically for 4 years, and see if you don't end up meme'ing him into the presidency somehow. Did they learn absolutely nothing from John Oliver's "Do it, I will write you a check, this country does not want you as President but badly wants you to run" hubris?

Priority 1 for anyone planning to do something a little whacky is to be as mundane as possible because it makes priorities 2-5 extremely simple until you can get your barb in. Someone with straight As and the ability to keep his nose clean could literally work for doge for a year and ventilate Elon Musk while shaking his hand.

But the redditor's first priority is to be Seen and aquired. No plan. No organization.
I once worked at a diner cops frequented, and heard many stories about impulsive idiots pulled over for a warning about a busted light, or a minor ticket for expired tags, etc, who immediately started arguments & escalated, causing the police to pull them out and discover guns, drugs, their buddies' open warrants, etc. Literal "broken window" policing in action.

At the time I thought how simple it would be to load a car with a tonne of cocaine, make sure my tag is valid, throw on a collared shirt, and say "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that" if pulled over during my drug delivery. And yet, the people actually making drug runs can't be bothered to keep a valid license and resist mouthing off to the first cop they see...

I seriously wonder sometimes if there's some organization out there getting paid to help only certain people navigate it
Yes, there are government-funded (NGOs) in every blue city in the country using your tax dollars to pay armies of activists to spend all their time signing up members of pet groups to every program they can think of. They literally brag about doing "outreach to under-resourced communities" and other euphemisms for "endless DEI gibs".

In Minneapolis a couple years back, the Somalis running the city benefits offices and their "charity" org partners were too low IQ to keep up the equal opportunity facade and just started blatantly telling people "we only service Somalis here", at which point their white/jewish Prog allies told them they couldn't make it that explicit.
 
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At the time I thought how simple it would be to load a car with a tonne of cocaine, make sure my tag is valid, throw on a collared shirt, and say "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that" if pulled over during my drug delivery. And yet, the people actually making drug runs can't be bothered to keep a valid license and resist mouthing off to the first cop they see...
Alas, anyone dumb enough to become a drug mule, just isn't smart enough to take said basic precautions.
 
This is their January 6th.
Related to the useless redditors on /rfednews, the new Reddit January 6 was supposed to be today. The last week has seen a huge effort by bots and shills to spam “50501” on Facebook and Reddit all over the place, for a vague march against trump at every state capital and in DC. I was by [State Capital] for work and maybe 100 people were just milling around, mostly looking bored boomers that brought chairs as if they were unable to stand for two hours at a time. The totally organic subreddit is just spamming generic morale boosting stuff after the big nothingburger today. The latest pivot is “protesting” by… not buying useless shit on Wednesdays? If trump manages to get redditors to stop buying funko pops I’d be amazed.
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Executive Order: Go to r/FedNews and find me fedditor tears.
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Well done Patriots. You got to the target water source faster than Newscum & Commiefornia., firefags on suicide watch.

Not your personal army, faggot.
This isn't even the first time:
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I saw another post in there where someone warned against fedposting like this, and a bunch of idiots responded with something like "so you want us all to just lie down and take it?"

These people are incredibly stupid and short-sighted.
These retards really got spoiled by a decade of their impulsive thoughts being towards the "correct" group of people and going unmoderated by platforms. I hope they start bringing up charges against redditors for threats, as they like to say freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.
 
That's exactly my point. Why would glowies become so retarded they'd abandon their usual OPSEC to just outright post on reddit and go "Here I am, spy on me"? Might be :optimistic: of me but it does not sound like a good thing. My monitor's glowing way too hard.
I can answer that.

The same way they fucked everything else up. Massive entryism and chasing off the previous veteran staffers. You saw how these assclowns operate; they will get one of their own into a position with hiring authority and then hire every fucking friend of theirs they know that believes the same stupid shit while actively antagonizing anyone who won't kiss their ass. Eventually they control the bulk of a given organization, but they aren't the ones who created it or know how it runs - so what happens is that the old guard who basically kept the thing running keep their head down, retire, and fuck off.

Meanwhile all the new hires are pulled from - you guessed it - the same pool of idiots and professional victims that have been infesting the organization and making it run worse. As this happens, the organization they're infesting breaks down more and more as it loses the ability to do its mandate and begins actively focusing on shit that never was its mandate.

In the end, you wind up with an organization completely pozzed and utterly paralyzed to do anything correctly.
 
I can answer that.

The same way they fucked everything else up. Massive entryism and chasing off the previous veteran staffers. You saw how these assclowns operate; they will get one of their own into a position with hiring authority and then hire every fucking friend of theirs they know that believes the same stupid shit while actively antagonizing anyone who won't kiss their ass. Eventually they control the bulk of a given organization, but they aren't the ones who created it or know how it runs - so what happens is that the old guard who basically kept the thing running keep their head down, retire, and fuck off.

Meanwhile all the new hires are pulled from - you guessed it - the same pool of idiots and professional victims that have been infesting the organization and making it run worse. As this happens, the organization they're infesting breaks down more and more as it loses the ability to do its mandate and begins actively focusing on shit that never was its mandate.

In the end, you wind up with an organization completely pozzed and utterly paralyzed to do anything correctly.
That sounds suspiciously like that shitlib favorite story about the neo-Nazi who was kicked out of a bar. "If you don't do that, they'll bring all their friends!"

But it's okay when they do it, obviously. They're on the right side of history!
 
I'm not signing up for Reddit. I don't care if it's for the fearless leader.
You have fundamentally misunderstood your orders:
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Genuine tears over my country letting me down, no one cares about feds:
(trigger warnings: anxiety, ableism, abandonment issues, veteran PTSD, suicidal ideation, stress, back to office, doing work)
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consider keywording some screenshots if they seem like bangers, "black history webinar trap" has been posted 4 times by four different people, and "using sick leave because this makes me sick" twice.
 
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It's really difficult to qualify for gibs! I seriously wonder sometimes if there's some organization out there getting paid to help only certain people navigate it, because I'm really sick of seeing shit like "Oh X group just doesn't have welfare because they're too prideful to apply" when I know good goddamn well that people like white families in trailer parks and immigrant families running businesses both get laughed out of welfare offices while other groups seem to get the red carpet treatment.
AFAIK in many places you have to have no money, no assets beyond a car, to qualify for anything. And minor children are generally a requirement as well. So if you make any effort at life at all, you won't qualify.
 
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