r/FedNews

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
>be fed
>irate over future of your job
>government says "hey, we imagine you might be irate over the future of your job, here's an equitable option to leave if you so choose"
>say no

Literal inhuman behavior
 
Let's sort by "Controversial"!
1738786773852.png

What he's referencing:

Everyone hates journos:
1738786836707.png

Black History Month!
1738786907468.png
 
Facebook, because I feel like going on reddit does more damage to my brain then week of heavy drinking. I notice a trend of most of these people not having children, plan on having children or even anyway a stable relationship to produce children.
View attachment 6945691
That might as well be a Reddit post because it sounds like one.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Whiskers
They keep trying to use this as an own as if Musk was unelected, no, people saw him giving Trump support live on stage and casted a vote for Trump because of that, beyond retarded. Lefties think that the gaslighting that works on them is magic hypnosis that causes everybody to have memory loss. Beyond Musk being an autist that may have put some off, people got pissed about his H1B comments well after this, not before. He didn't suddenly rise to power for no reason. And he's making up for his stupid mistakes rapidly, the seethe of the fed isn't going to make the right dislike him more lmao.
 
All this outrage... over the OFFER of a buyout. They aren't kicking anyone to the curb. If you want to go though, here's your chance. Mass panic from this? Nut cases.
They aren't kicking anyone to the curb YET. The buyouts are purging the easy leavers, after that like almost any company doing the same comes restructuring/reorganisation where they reduce the overall number of jobs and make people fight amongst one another for the few that remain. That's what they really fear, mostly because most of them are useless.
Saw they were trying that one again. It failed less than three months ago but this time it's totally going to work!
 
According to a contact of mine, this is only going to make productivity go down
Are you joking? This is the federal government.

80% of these people are know-nothing do-nothings that can't hack it in the private sector and sit on their ass all day.

In the most charitable interpretation, maybe 1 in 10 are doing something useful that is not socially destructive.

99.75% of political donations from USAID federal employees went to Kamala Harris.

The minority of feds that aren't sitting on their asses all day are dangerous sociopaths running debanking or NSA spying or propaganda operations against Americans or worse, especially at a known CIA slush fund like USAID that funded CIA bioweapons cutout EcoHealth Alliance to the tune of millions of dollars, with dangerous nutjob scientists like Peter Daszek who worked together with the Wuhan Institute of Virology on the BSL4 gain-of-function research that resulted in the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic.

This is all confirmed. Documents available.

I'm delighted with these latest developments where for once in their lives, these petty bureaucrat apparatchiks have to worry losing their jobs.

I hope all these people are fired.

Driving a stake through the heart of corrupt CIA $23 billion dollar / year slush fund "USAID" was the best thing to happen to America in the past twenty years.
 
Last edited:
As someone who's probably going to lose his job, I'm not a fed, I just do things for the feds; you don't hate these people enough. First of all, whether you like him or hate him, Elon is part of the government and most likely his taskforce is as well; so the whole "these aren't government" cries are just lashing out, because these are cushy job retards who lucked out into a government civilian role where the only way to be fired is to bring a gun in and kill someone with a dozen witnesses. People retire and only if they grow tired of the grind, no one leaves because the positions give you good money and since you're a government civilian, it's almost impossible to get rid of you, and the process to replace you is a fucking nightmare joke. You will never meet a more entitled useless fucking breather than anyone at a GS-10 or higher position. The go to a handful of meetings a day, then sit around on permanent coffee break and answer emails as they come in, all for the low low cost of at least six-figures and a guaranteed pension for doing 20 years (they do a lot longer). You could easily fire at least 30% of these people and shit wouldn't change; they may actually have to do some work though.
 
The only real issue with this tactic to ditch feds is that it encourages the good ones to take an 8 month vacation before getting a better paying contract job.

They should have just removed all government guarantees made with unions, because the biggest issues are going to be with the civil servant union
 
The only real issue with this tactic to ditch feds is that it encourages the good ones to take an 8 month vacation before getting a better paying contract job.

They should have just removed all government guarantees made with unions, because the biggest issues are going to be with the civil servant union
the good feds were carrying the rest so 8mo paid vacay is fine by me. always take the severance fwiw
 
Back