r/FedNews

[Looney Troons]

I won’t go into too much detail, but I’ll say this. I am super fucking excited for next week. Today, I have 6 DoD contractors on my team. Monday, I will have 0 DoD contractors on my team.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Remember these people have power over you:
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Perfectly normal reaction to being offered voluntary redundancy.

Doesn't surprise me they call machine learning "AI" to comply with the gimmick and tech bubble hype.

 

[I hate women (like you)]

so whats is their problem? The mega hitler tells them: if you do not want to work for me, here, take some money. Yet they insist on working for mega hitler. Who is the retard here, me or them?

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Just when I think I can't hate feds more they start complaining about being laid off from their job with full pay and benefits for 8 months and the news wants to treat this like a tragedy? The ones who take the offer should just get kidnapped and sent to Guantanamo too. Feds should not be allowed happy endings. The ones that remain should be in a constantly hostlie work environment for 12 hour shifts, 6 days a week, and salary pay so no overtime.

Fuck every single fed. There is no such thing as a good one. Even the dumbest DMV workers are subhuman swine. You will never find a more disgusting lazy group of selfish retards than fucking 9-5 fed office workers. I hope you all become homeless and use your buyout to develop a addiction so I can laugh at your emaciated junkie corpse one day.

 

[MugolEx]

Lmao. Government jannies still get paid for shit.

The fucking irony.

They mean it's no longer a "valid source" because they no longer control it.

 

[Toolbox]

so whats is their problem? The mega hitler tells them: if you do not want to work for me, here, take some money. Yet they insist on working for mega hitler. Who is the retard here, me or them?

Their plan is to continue being paid by Mega Hitler but be the "secret" rats tearing up the wires in his machine, I don't think this plan will go as swimmingly as they think, when they're openly screaming about doing this.

 

[Cake Point]

Gay subreddit

 

[Toolbox]

Gay subreddit

Homosexual, even. Full of fags? Certainly.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

funniest reaction to USAID being killed: why didn't they fund the WNBA if they were funding DEI, LGBT+ and African causes?

https://www.usaid.gov/azerbaijan/document/mar-01-2023-azerbaijan-womens-national-business-agenda

EDIT: trying to search 'WNBA' on usaspending.gov breaks the damn search engine. Nobody wants to watch the WNBA

 

[LongDayAgain]

I'm so unbelievably jealous of Americans right now it's not even funny. I wish we had a government purging admin in charge in Ireland and the rest of the EU.

 

[The Noticer]

It’s pretty generous. Basically 8 months of paid vacation.

Extremely generous. If you can't find another job with 8 months of free salary you dont deserve to live.

 

[frozen_runner]

The previous government didn't, this government will.

Unless you badmouth America's greatest ally!

 

[Levitcus prime24]

They have never been on the recieving end of the stick before, thus they have never had any reason to learn.

That sounds exactly like something a fed would oppose

That sounds like something a would fed say acussing someone else of being a fed.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I have respect for the average retail/fast food worker than I would a federal office grunt

 

[Soycast Guy]

Lmao. Government jannies still get paid for shit.
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The fucking irony.
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They mean it's no longer a "valid source" because they no longer control it.

1.87% is far too much.

I'm so unbelievably jealous of Americans right now it's not even funny. I wish we had a government purging admin in charge in Ireland and the rest of the EU.

You could always come over here. I don’t like immigration but I’ll make an exception for a European kiwi.

 

[Would]

#1 post of all time in the subreddit.

Imagine updooting literal state worship. Death is too good and noble for these people.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

Remember these people have power over you:
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Perfectly normal reaction to being offered voluntary redundancy.

Redditor feels alive for the first time in life.

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What a shot, you can see so much genuine love for this man.

Promises made, Promises kept

 

[James Brown]

These retards aren't real feds. They're office space workers that think they have actual power over people. They're mad that the gravy train is ending and their great insurance and ability to sit around and do nothing all day is about to get yanked away from them.

Edit: This is what I was thinking of.
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I have a feeling every single one of these fedditors are in positions even below the accountant and IT monkey feds. You need to be a literal a phone-answering whore Community Outreach Liason to be chimping out like this over the DEI getting cut down.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Thanks Obama, somehow they knew.

If something was created or funded around the time Smith-Mundt was killed off by the nigger, it guaranteed has Judeo-Communism at its core.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm so unbelievably jealous of Americans right now it's not even funny. I wish we had a government purging admin in charge in Ireland and the rest of the EU.

You think you've got it bad? The first thing our new government did was took the winter heating allowance off old age pensioners (bearing in mind we have the highest fuel costs in the world because Global Warming) and then smacked the OAP's in the face by giving all public sector workers a massive fucking pay rise.

British Donald,
I wanna Donald,
British Donald,
A Donald of our own...

Could be worse, I suppose. At least we aren't Canada where they euthanize you once you get beyond a productive age.

Oh, wait...