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They believe they aren't in a position to lose their jobs to illegal immigrants and the shitbags that employ them. A lot of them have an unwarranted superiority complex - remember the whole "who will clean your toilets" debacle?

Yes, exactly. You never see them disputing citizenship requirements for federal employment lmao.

To them, illegal immigration just means cheap nannies, cheap Uber eats, and cheap house cleaners.
 
I love how they insist the buyout must be a trap because they both can't imagine showing mercy to an opponent, and because they seem to take the quest for efficiency as a literal personal attack.

There are a lot of foreseeable problems with the thing we do in the US where we use government employment as a weird make-work program for the marginally-employable, but I didn't see the literal retard uprising in the cards.
 
Brave kiwiminers longwalling the great Reddit FEDseam atm.
 

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If you have time to screenshot and post on kf you have an extra 30 seconds to paste into an archive website nigger
I did a quick risk/benefit analysis in my head, and I decided that even if u/DavidCaruso4Life decided to DFE, the Farms and lolz at large would survive at acceptable levels.

It's a good practice for lolcows who do constant damage control but I'm lazy for one-off redditor posts from nobodies. If one of them turns out to be a superstar in six months, that's Future Haramburger's alternate timeline problem, Current Haramburger shall not be infringed.
 
I did a quick risk/benefit analysis in my head, and I decided that even if u/DavidCaruso4Life decided to DFE, the Farms and lolz at large would survive at acceptable levels.

It's a good practice for lolcows who do constant damage control but I'm lazy for one-off redditor posts from nobodies. If one of them turns out to be a superstar in six months, that's Future Haramburger's alternate timeline problem, Current Haramburger shall not be infringed.
Tl;dr “I’m a lazy faggot”
Edit: archive everything nigger
 
what are they going to do at work?
same shit they've been doing so far- """working""" from home while fucking off and getting paid for it.
What’s stopping IT from restricting their accessibility to specific tools and sharepoint sites, or just flat out mass block sign ins, change passwords and force sign outs in asure???
Asure is a clusterfuck and I doubt that more than 20 people in the gov actually know how to manage logins with it.
These are the low IQ cogs that makes our government so shit in the first place. Take the 8 months pay, get a new job, invest the money and be happy.
bold of you to assume they're not gonna blow it in a week on frivolous bullshit
 
Is it just me, or most of the people from these subreddits give a massive vibe of being pencil pushers? As if some redditors somehow managed to score an IT job within lower level position of FBI and started congregating together over their shared massive egos.

I've been ducking in and out between contract and govie work for quite some time, I can give you some insight on this from what I've seen but I have no clue where or who the fuck these reddit personalities are.

I do a lot of specialized work. Oftentimes what happens is a contract falls through the hands of a contract company. There are many ways and reasons for this to happen, from what Ive seen the company wasnt making the government happy with their SLA or Return on Investment (ROI). When this happens, if the government considers the work vital enough they will try to buy the current workers into fed service with the contract, since they know the systems better than a new employee obviously would. Now, something you should all understand about federal service right away: Federal service offers less money in technical roles especially than commercial/contract, but they offer a ton more benefits. Federal healthcare, dental, and of course, retirement in 20 or so. Therefore, if you're some low level service person, youll almost always choose to go federal, because the benefits are immaculate and being a low marketable skill level you'll want that than take your chances outside. Plus, after three years, you'll get tenured in, which just means you are VERY VERY HARD to fire. Damn near impossible. Now if you were smart, you'd use this time to work on education and experience, but there are a lot of people who will just coast on federal jobs after they get tenured in. And you know what, thats not a bad thing, you do you. Every year you get a step promotion, all the way to I think 12. Also the ranks go from GS/GG or whatever you are level 5-15, those are RANKS and each rank has p sure up to 12 STEPS, which you get annually increased a step. So if you're ok with a GS-9 salary, you can coast on that for as long as you'd like afaik. At least in my path thats the case. As for what contracts fall through, they're usually service desks of some sort from tier 0 IT to desktop infra or low level networking, we're talking repairing CAT cables and running wire.

So thats a massive tl;dr but a lot of people fall into federal work jobs that they normally wouldn't qualify for because of this. Now, you're supposed to find a way to meet qualifications before your three years or they fire you, buuuuut if you dont and you make it to tenure, theyre stuck with you. Even if the job runs out of time and goes End of Life (EOL), they will find somewhere else to put you. I have seen several cases where a federal worker was extremely useless at a role and they still did not or could not fire them, so they just get moved to a place where they are allowed to be useless. This is the dream job for lots of federal workers, as there are tons of jobs where you can come into work like once or twice a week, sometimes a month, then fuck off and still be on the payroll.

I never meet these employee types but I do often hear stories of them, how useless they were and how they were carted off to some bullshit job instead of being fired. Before Trump's EO, a LOT of jobs were listed as remote on federal search sites. Obviously, contracting jobs are not the same. They will fire you quickly if you prove to be useless.
 
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so elon's anti-waste gang got access to review spending in one of the most frauded systems in the entire country, and their first concern is that he might...

get access to abortion data telling them how many thousands and thousands of abortions per month medicaid pays for?
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maybe he's looking for all the data that... medicaid has... about him?
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they all, a huge majority, say this is 'against the law', but it's not illegal for the federal government to... be audited.
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and occasionally they'll throw in a reference to the privacy act of 1974, and one brought up HIPAA
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and of course, when someone points out that this isn't a violation of HIPAA, he gets downvoted into oblivion.
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I love how they insist the buyout must be a trap because they both can't imagine showing mercy to an opponent, and because they seem to take the quest for efficiency as a literal personal attack.
its actually quite simple - showing mercy to an opponent is the lowest form of humiliation you can levy in dog rules. in dog town you don't show mercy to your opponents you cut their heads off because you aren't thinking about second order effects and potential future consequences - in dog town the TOP DOG rules and the top dog don't show mercy, mercy means you're not even worth pissing on.
 
Also just for the record, even if their worst fantasies proved 100% true and correct, I would 100% cheer on and welcome that. I am absolutely loving what is happening and still wish they'd go further.
If Trump's administration would manage to purge the FBI, DOJ and DOD and replace their staff with Trump cronies, that is 100% okay and welcomed in my book.
If they somehow managed to capture the courts and dragged all those leftist ex-feds through show trials to lock them away, GOOD, fuck 'em.
>but if the government can just stage sham trials to lock away dissenters, the dems might do that with people you agree with later
No, fuck that noise. If you can do right wing show trials and lock away leftists, do it. Don't let that rhetoric deter you, leverage every victory you can get, Republicans, you want to know why?
Because the dems were going to do all that anyway, no matter what you do. Pulling punches and playing by rules is just shooting yourself in the foot. Play dirty, fuck the dems into the dirt as hard as you can. If you need to bend the rules, so be it, the rules never stop the enemy from fucking you over, why should you abide them?
Elections? As long as there isn't a proper voter ID system in place, dems will just defraud those. Just make it official and transform the US into the Trumpian Empire.

On a more serious note, if those DOD faggots really are going to reject the severance package and insist on staying in office to the best of their ability, Trump and Elon need to find some way to remove them by force.
 
It's really difficult to qualify for gibs! I seriously wonder sometimes if there's some organization out there getting paid to help only certain people navigate it
An older white woman once told me her story of when she and her husband applied for assistance after they had both been laid off and were really struggling. They each owned an ancient car which pushed them over the asset eligibility limit and disqualified them. But they weren't really told that was why they were disqualified. Only that they weren't eligible and it's tough shit now get out. As they were leaving the office they overheard another government worker helping out a black couple who was in an identical situation. The government worker was quietly giving the black couple step by step instructions on how to transfer their vehicle's title into a relative's name so they could qualify
 
On a more serious note, if those DOD faggots really are going to reject the severance package and insist on staying in office to the best of their ability, Trump and Elon need to find some way to remove them by foforce
If it makes you feel any better, while I'm back on contract the DoD feds I meet are very pro Trump and vocal. They do useful things though so I'm doubting any ban hammers will make it to them. There are way too many telescam jobs that would get cut first. I feel like this package is the carrot, and the stick comes next.
 
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so elon's anti-waste gang got access to review spending in one of the most frauded systems in the entire country, and their first concern is that he might...

get access to abortion data telling them how many thousands and thousands of abortions per month medicaid pays for?
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maybe he's looking for all the data that... medicaid has... about him?
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they all, a huge majority, say this is 'against the law', but it's not illegal for the federal government to... be audited.
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and occasionally they'll throw in a reference to the privacy act of 1974, and one brought up HIPAA
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and of course, when someone points out that this isn't a violation of HIPAA, he gets downvoted into oblivion.
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That thread is a gold mine.
If you tried drinking everytime someone made a "Noo they're going to kill me!" post, you'd drown.
 
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