Congratulations! You're a member of Channel Awesome!

[Fag Albert]

I'd be the blockbuster-buster-buster and every review is me talking about shitty old board games while shaky go-pro footage of me throwing bricks at BlockBuster Buster plays in the background

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

1. What is your show called

The Huey Lewis and the News Super Show!

2. What do you review

Huey Lewis and the News' music catalog.

3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?

Reviewing all of Huey Lewis and the News' albums in autistic detail.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The Huey Lewis and the News Super Show!

Huey Lewis and the News' music catalog.

Reviewing all of Huey Lewis and the News' albums in autistic detail.

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste but when Sports came out in 83, I feel they really came into their own.

 

[PovertySprocket]

So you'd be Benzai?

Isn't that the guy who made an entire video about flying to the US to visit a porn convention, while sticking to his game reviewer persona?

Edit, i have found the video.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Isn't that the guy who made an entire video about flying to the US to visit a porn convention, while sticking to his game reviewer persona?

Idk but I do know they reviewed Rapelay

 

[Axiom.]

What is your show called

The Gay Nigger Show!

What do you review

Music!

And most importantly, what is your gimmick?

How much my music taste is better than yours because you listen to a popular album that's called unpopular!

 

[Local Farmer]

Congratulations, it is now 2010 and your application for Channel Awesome has been accepted!

But we need to know a few things first:
1. What is your show called
2. What do you review
3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?

We are excited to have you as apart of our team, and await your response.

1. Dumper Pumper
2. I review tabletop stores across the states
3. I give a positive or negative review depending on the state of the store, if it's good and the people are nice then I give it a positive review and tell everyone to shop there, if the store has any gay shit then I do a live stream of me breaking and stealing all of its stock and leaving a massive shit on the cash register

Spoiler: Gay shit Includes

Trannies
Fags
BLM
ACAB
Communism
Marxism
Muslims
Atheists
Antifa
Mexicans
Biden/Kamala
Charities
Pro-Palestine
Pro-Israel
Wogs
Wags
Abo's
Taigs
Bongs
Jeets
India
Sikh's
Brownies
Southeast Asians that pretend their Japanese
China Swedes
Immigrants
Single Mothers
Chinks
Dago's
Eyeties
Blue Hairs
Feminists
Meninists
Leninists
Mullatos
Arabs
Turks(arabs)
Europeans
Africans
Asians
South Americans
Canadians
Orphans
Safe spaces
Irish
British
Pooners
Trooners
Redditors
Piarie roamers
Brown eyed swarthoids
Wops
British(Fags)
Democrats
Autistic people
People related to autistic people
Groypers
Haitians
Rice cookers
Coal Burners
Black women

Just to name a few

 

[I_Lurk_Here]

I genuinely think being a classic YouTube reviewer sounds really nice but I don't know for how long I'd want to do it. I can see myself being one of those people on the internet that just disappears and loses an online footprint one day. Probably by the late 2010s.

1. What is your show called

I think a combination of my real fore or surname combined with a video game character or Pokémon I like.

2. What do you review

Video games. Mostly a Nintendo guy.

3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?

I guess I'd try to be funny. And again, a pretty big part of the classic internet that vanishes by the time of Web 3.0 .

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Homo’s Odyssey.

I provide 10th-grade level analysis of classical works of antiquity.

Delivered with a flamboyantly gay affect and an annoying number of gay jokes.

 

[Shart Attack]

1. The Couch Potato.

2. I review depictions of the Irish in 80s and 90s media.

3. I speak with a (bad) Irish accent, pretend to be drunk, and give Lucky Charms commercials the MST3K treatment. I also have a meta-plot threading through all my reviews based around that old joke, "Why did god invent alcohol? To prevent the Irish from ruling the world!" The Couch Potato works tirelessly behind the scenes of his reviews to build a time machine, prevent the discovery of alcohol, and allow the Irish to rule the world. I'll be opposed by characters such as Brit Trish (myself in a wig doing a bad British accent) and Jack Daniels (myself in a wig doing a bad Tennessee accent), who want to keep the Irish oppressed with bad stereotypes in popular media. And somehow my anger about being forced to review children's cartoons will be the fuel for my time machine or some stupid shit, IDK.