KF Guide to Woke Games

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Little Goody Two Shoes, a horror RPG, is Mild. The main character does have three options for lesbian relationships (Rozenmarine, Freya and Lebkuchen) and three out of the ten endings are for them, but the writing is really well-written and does not come off as pandering. The player also has an option to not date either of them at all. The romances happen naturally and are not DEI slop.

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You really want to update the info about Kangdom Cum Deliverance ASAP, OP. KCD2 confirmed to be woke by sudden with extreme score for many reasons. Just follow the highlights from original post and you'll see why.
He's not gonna do it, OP is in the camp of "It just has ONE gay sex scene, that means it's not woke". There is a big meltdown within the anti-woke crowd about it right now.
 
So OP is a paedo faggot?
I'm not sure, but he has definitely been seething and giving everyone who makes fun of the gay sex scene and the magical(fake, historically inaccurate) negro trash cans and tophats for like a month now. Is Dead Rising: Demastered on the list in the OP as well? He cried about people mocking it too and it is definitely woke(the original isn't).
 
I'm not sure, but he has definitely been seething and giving everyone who makes fun of the gay sex scene and the magical(fake, historically inaccurate) negro trash cans and tophats for like a month now. Is Dead Rising: Demastered on the list in the OP as well? He cried about people mocking it too and it is definitely woke(the original isn't).
So he's chimping out. Probably because he likes the idea of fucking 15 year old boys. Or younger.
 
Little Goody Two Shoes, a horror RPG, is Mild. The main character does have three options for lesbian relationships (Rozenmarine, Freya and Lebkuchen) and three out of the ten endings are for them, but the writing is really well-written and does not come off as pandering. The player also has an option to not date either of them at all. The romances happen naturally and are not DEI slop.

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I honestly feel like Mild is best used if there are hints but not outright showcasing of a homosexual/lesbian relationship. You can have a game that showcases neither but get a Medium because of the ugly visuals (i.e XCOM 2 on the list). So by that logic, Little Goody Two Shoes and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (alongside Arknights on the list) would fill in Medium because both have a lesbian and a homosexual relationship respectively. Also, a bit of an update but World of Tanks and War Thunder should be Mild because of the two games' censorship on certain aspects (German vehicles from WWII get no Swastika/Wehrmacht/Waffen SS insignia, for WoT they had a promotional Ukrainian camo for the 56TP Premium tank while WT outright removed the Z decal in the height of the Russian-Ukrainian War and intentionally censored the Taiwanese flag to cater to the mainland Chinese audience).
 
Any vidya released before Current Year (so before sometime between 2012 and 2015) -- none?

There may have been "political correctness" (which "woke" BS mutated from), but that was either mild or absent in pre-2012-ish vidya?

The romances happen naturally and are not DEI slop.
There was yuri stuff before Current Year, so that alone doesn't sound "woke" to me.
 
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I'm not sure, but he has definitely been seething and giving everyone who makes fun of the gay sex scene and the magical(fake, historically inaccurate) negro trash cans and tophats for like a month now. Is Dead Rising: Demastered on the list in the OP as well? He cried about people mocking it too and it is definitely woke(the original isn't).
I see what you mean about him. Definitely crying into his Hans body pillow and seething.
 
I honestly feel like Mild is best used if there are hints but not outright showcasing of a homosexual/lesbian relationship. You can have a game that showcases neither but get a Medium because of the ugly visuals (i.e XCOM 2 on the list). So by that logic, Little Goody Two Shoes and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (alongside Arknights on the list) would fill in Medium because both have a lesbian and a homosexual relationship respectively. Also, a bit of an update but World of Tanks and War Thunder should be Mild because of the two games' censorship on certain aspects (German vehicles from WWII get no Swastika/Wehrmacht/Waffen SS insignia, for WoT they had a promotional Ukrainian camo for the 56TP Premium tank while WT outright removed the Z decal in the height of the Russian-Ukrainian War and intentionally censored the Taiwanese flag to cater to the mainland Chinese audience).
I don't think homosexual and interracial relationships existing are inherently woke, same thing for people who are disabled or not white. For me, they are only woke if they feel shoehorned in and are only there for the devs to be like "look how inclusive and diverse we are!", such as in Dustborn, in which disabled characters are just thrown in at the end as token representation and barely do anything in the story. Same thing if it feels historically inaccurate or does not fit with the game's lore. That's the difference between Little Goody Two Shoes and Dustborn.
 
I don't think homosexual and interracial relationships existing are inherently woke, same thing for people who are disabled or not white. For me, they are only woke if they feel shoehorned in and are only there for the devs to be like "look how inclusive and diverse we are!", such as in Dustborn, in which disabled characters are just thrown in at the end as token representation and barely do anything in the story. Same thing if it feels historically inaccurate or does not fit with the game's lore. That's the difference between Little Goody Two Shoes and Dustborn.
The game is made as 1980's shoujo anime style, you need to be absolutely retarded to be offended over gay shit in it. It's like watching "Woman get creampied by huge cock" and being surprised it's porn.
 
It's also worth mentioning that Little Goody Two Shoes is a prequel to another game made by the same developer, where-in you play as Elise's daughter after she'd been trapped in a loveless heterosexual marriage who laments the loss of her true love (that being one of the romance options in LGTS), so the fact that Elise is a lesbian is established lore. Allowing her to romance a male character would be like, say, altering an established straight male character so that he can have the "option" to be gay. Wouldn't that be crazy?

Speaking of which...

Pocket Mirror
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Original game / Steam Remaster
Rating : Mild
If Little Goody Two Shoes is worth a Mild or Medium (depending on your tolerances for fluffy yuri romance), then Pocket Mirror is worth a Mild at most. As stated, you play as Elise's daughter as she tries to escape a nightmarish dream world, with only the titular Pocket Mirror gifted to her by Elise for protection. Your gay mom is basically relegated to flashback dialogue and diary logs, so it leaves more room for the game to focus on horror elements.

(At least, as much horror as an RPG Maker game can allow)
 
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Little Goody Two Shoes, a horror RPG, is Mild. The main character does have three options for lesbian relationships (Rozenmarine, Freya and Lebkuchen) and three out of the ten endings are for them, but the writing is really well-written and does not come off as pandering. The player also has an option to not date either of them at all. The romances happen naturally and are not DEI slop.

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It's also worth mentioning that Little Goody Two Shoes is a prequel to another game made by the same developer, where-in you play as Elise's daughter after she'd been trapped in a loveless heterosexual marriage who laments the loss of her true love (that being one of the romance options in LGTS), so the fact that Elise is a lesbian is established lore. Allowing her to romance a male character would be like, say, altering an established straight male character so that he can have the "option" to be gay. Wouldn't that be crazy?

Speaking of which...

Pocket Mirror
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Original game / Steam Remaster
Rating : Mild
If Little Goody Two Shoes is worth a Mild or Medium (depending on your tolerances for fluffy yuri romance), then Pocket Mirror is worth a Mild at most. As stated, you play as Elise's daughter as she tries to escape a nightmarish dream world, with only the titular Pocket Mirror gifted to her by Elise for protection. Your gay mom is basically relegated to flashback dialogue and diary logs, so it leaves more room for the game to focus on horror elements.

(At least, as much horror as an RPG Maker game can allow)
This is a team of weepy men. The writer is a troon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJethlAFZY (Name and pretense of 2nd game was a dead giveaway)
The company was founded in 2022 by a group of developers: software engineers João Caetano and André Rufo, artists and graphic designers António "Kira" Lopes and Pedro "Hika" Dias, and writer Patrícia "Ebee" Silva.
Here's an interview with the team:
https://www.square-enix-games.com/en_GB/news/pride-2024-astralshift-little-goody-two-shoes (https://archive.is/i0Lfx)
The transgender experience also seems to be severely underrepresented in the gaming industry, as many of you may know. With that being the case, we feel it’s extra important to highlight titles like Celeste, which delivers on the positive representative of a community that finds itself, far too often, under attack by malicious and bigoted actors. We were also delighted by the recent revelation of Guilty Gear’s iconic Bridget as a trans woman, which we believe is very much worthy of celebration!

Yurifails... It's so fvcking over right now.
 
This is a team of weepy men. The writer is a troon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJethlAFZY (Name and pretense of 2nd game was a dead giveaway)
Here's an interview with the team:
https://www.square-enix-games.com/en_GB/news/pride-2024-astralshift-little-goody-two-shoes (https://archive.is/i0Lfx)

Yurifails... It's so fvcking over right now.
Interesting. I was unaware of this, but it's not unexpected news. Yuri tends to attract troons like moths to flame.

Still, it's not like it affects the games any, and as OP said:
While it can be a red flag, I’m focusing on the games themselves. Only time outside sources are going to be accepted into the OP is if it’s directly about the game.
 
It's also worth mentioning that Little Goody Two Shoes is a prequel to another game made by the same developer, where-in you play as Elise's daughter after she'd been trapped in a loveless heterosexual marriage who laments the loss of her true love (that being one of the romance options in LGTS), so the fact that Elise is a lesbian is established lore. Allowing her to romance a male character would be like, say, altering an established straight male character so that he can have the "option" to be gay. Wouldn't that be crazy?

Speaking of which...

Pocket Mirror
View attachment 6951171

Original game / Steam Remaster
Rating : Mild
If Little Goody Two Shoes is worth a Mild or Medium (depending on your tolerances for fluffy yuri romance), then Pocket Mirror is worth a Mild at most. As stated, you play as Elise's daughter as she tries to escape a nightmarish dream world, with only the titular Pocket Mirror gifted to her by Elise for protection. Your gay mom is basically relegated to flashback dialogue and diary logs, so it leaves more room for the game to focus on horror elements.

(At least, as much horror as an RPG Maker game can allow)

I highly recommend Pocket Mirror, it is my all-time favorite RPG Maker game and one of my all-time favorite games!
 
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