Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Both come from places of hate and pettiness from manchildren, yet Jack should know better given he's supposedly a man of God

There's been a sea change in modern American politics, the unspoken stand-in for God for many years used to be making money, now it's shifted to the concept of Getting Even.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I noticed that too. It looked dark whatever it was. I wonder if he's biting his lip because it too is starting to lose feeling.

Over time, Jack will start eating the bits of him that no longer work out of pure retardation and gluttony.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Conspiracy Jack blames liberals for every bad thing that happened recently




More conspiracy stuff and politisperging




Jack compares popcorn buckets to cocaine



And new kitchen stuff

 

[Super Hans v2]

And new kitchen stuff

I hope Jack records his tantrum that causes TamHam to drive the state over to get his KitchenAid in yellow. We were robbed of his MACKBOOK one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Of course that unemployed fat fuck is celebrating 40k fed workers losing their jobs. He's never had to work a job in his life. What the fuck is a DEI contract? And what the fuck is he talking about with Reuters and Politico?

If he wants government to be cheaper he should be asking for military to get less funding. 3-letter agencies, for the most part, get very little funding (in the grand scheme of things)

 

[Slavic Patronym]

There's been a sea change in modern American politics, the unspoken stand-in for God for many years used to be making money, now it's shifted to the concept of Getting Even.

Hadn't thought of it like that before, but that's a really interesting idea and I think there's something to that. You see it with Jack. As someone here noted in Jack's livestream last week -- and as he couldn't or wouldn't understand due to cognitive dissonance or actual stupidity -- Jack himself is helped by the very same "DEI" initiatives he is rejoicing in seeing cut.

His body is destroyed. He is no way, shape or form able-bodied, on a planet where just about every road and business and tool and process assumes the operator must be. But no, since his "enemies" are for something, he must be against it, and also it must be "evil" somehow.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

So you'd be fine with red states losing their federal welfare when Bubba shoots a black guy and gets off the hook for it? It's the same concept just you are fine with this one because Fox News told your boomer ass that Seattle is bad. You're not much different than Jack Scalfatty

Although red states losing their federal funding would be pretty based

I'm an adult with an IQ above 80, I couldn't care less about red teams and blue teams.

 

[Marc]

What the FUCK.

I'm an adult with an IQ above 80, I couldn't care less about red teams and blue teams.

Then don't step into the ring with the Hulkster.

 

[Tiresome]

It's so funny that Jack has politically gotten everything he could have hoped and dreamed for, but he's angrier than ever. It just goes to show that without their rage, these people would have nothing to do but try to actually improve as human beings.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Conspiracy Jack blames liberals for every bad thing that happened recently

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More conspiracy stuff and politisperging

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Jack compares popcorn buckets to cocaine

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And new kitchen stuff

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His retardness knows no bounds.

 

[Adamska]

Conspiracy Jack blames liberals for every bad thing that happened recently

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A daily reminder this cunt is going to hell for things like choking out his son and scamming places for fud, so he has to then explain to Old Scratch to his face what he meant by that.

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This is the gayest thing I've seen in the past couple of weeks, and I've been sifting through some real trash as of late. It's a shame the stroke made him so retarded; it'd be hilarious to see how he'd have rage hid his shitty interior deco after people mock it.

 

[souschef]

Over time, Jack will start eating the bits of him that no longer work out of pure retardation and gluttony.

I HATE this

 

[Slavic Patronym]

It's so funny that Jack has politically gotten everything he could have hoped and dreamed for, but he's angrier than ever.

In fairness to him, it's not "everything" until they release the JFK files (whatever this means, lol), admit the moon landing was fake (why haven't we gone back!) and also admit the two plane crashes were not Accidents but were in fact On Purposes done by the Liberal Deep State.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the same fat despicable simpleton that thinks hospitals have KPIs to kill patients deliberately.

Believe me, if they did, this fat fuck would never have gotten out of a hospital alive after what an absolute piece of shit he is to every single person he interacts with.

I HATE this

Every new Bitmoji or whatever Jagoff makes of himself makes me want to kick his teeth down his fat fucking throat even more. I'm seething just looking at it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Of course that unemployed fat fuck is celebrating 40k fed workers losing their jobs. He's never had to work a job in his life. What the fuck is a DEI contract? And what the fuck is he talking about with Reuters and Politico?

If he wants government to be cheaper he should be asking for military to get less funding. 3-letter agencies, for the most part, get very little funding (in the grand scheme of things)

Most federal work is easy mundane office jobs. A lot of idiots seem to be under the impression that feds have a lot of power when their job is to uphold the status quo and support the government. That's regardless of their personal politics.

That means if the current government wants DEI, they'll have to endorse it. It's a simple concept only fat freaks like Jack Scalfatty cannot understand.

I'm not sure how feds are defined, anyone that works for the government (not contracted) is a fed or public servant.

I HATE this

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Kill that thing with fire.

 

[Marc]

The new Rob has a fatty burn at the seven minute mark. Between it and one of the comments, I've been inspired to make key lime pie milkshakes over the weekend (at the moment, I'm thinking it will be a graham cracker ice cream with cheesecake swirls blended with a bit of condensed milk thinned out with lime juice, then topped with a mixture of a small amount of Swiss meringue buttercream folded into a low density, lower sugar vanilla whipped cream so it isn't so rich as to make me puke or shit immediately).

 

[AltisticRight]

The new Rob has a fatty burn at the seven minute mark. Between it and one of the comments, I've been inspired to make key lime pie milkshakes over the weekend (at the moment, I'm thinking it will be a graham cracker ice cream with cheesecake swirls blended with a bit of condensed milk thinned out with lime juice, then topped with a mixture of a small amount of Swiss meringue buttercream folded into a low density, lower sugar vanilla whipped cream so it's not so rich as to have me puke or shit immediately).

The key lime pie will be consumed by me, stalker child. Your life is already over, enjoy prison.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.



But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.

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But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

Mine is black but that's only because the only other option was bright red and I don't like red appliances.

But yeah it's an appliance. If red was the only color they had I'd have gotten red. The only other reason to buy a specific color is if it's always on the counter and it matches the decor of the kitchen. Otherwise it stays in the cupboard and you bring it out when you need it.

 

[Tiresome]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.

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But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

Jack is such a mindless fuckin consoomer it's hilarious. Also who the hell besides a gigantic closet case would get excited for the mixer color of the year. If he was the GODLY STRAIGHT boomer he claimed to be, he'd go for something like classic white, candy apple red like a sports car, stainless, or simply not care at all as long as it worked. Not even a gigantic twink like Dylan Hollis is getting excited for butter-colored stand mixers, maybe because he mixes every recipe through the strength of his skinny arms alone.