Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Drip Torch]

Yes, he got onto one of those trendy ketamine therapies designed for girls suffering from rock-bottom treatment-resistant depression. I don't think they really intended it to be used by obscenely wealthy tech narcissists.

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Forget the politics, when's the last time Time magazine has been worth the subscription price? 2005?

 

[オプセック]

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

See the op, dad spanked him too hard and he's also evil incarnate, apparently:

But there was another side to Musk’s father that was just as important to making Elon who he is. “He was such a terrible human being,” Musk shares. “You have no idea.” His voice trembles, and he discusses a few of those things, but doesn’t go into specifics. “My dad will have a carefully thought-out plan of evil,” he says. “He will plan evil.”
Besides emotional abuse, did that include physical abuse?

“My dad was not physically violent with me. He was only physically violent when I was very young.” (Errol countered via email that he only “smacked” Elon once, “on the bottom.”)
Elon’s eyes turn red as he continues discussing his dad. “You have no idea about how bad. Almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done. Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of, he has done. Um…”

Was bob too easy on chris? Or was errol too hard on elon? The question of the ages...

 

[Executive Petrel]

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

Women

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

I think because Musk has so much wealth and power. It makes him out of touch with the general population, thus decimating real human connection making him feel lonely. His narcissistic behavior really doesn't help either.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Fag.
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With JD Vance posting a picture of himself photoshopped as Trump's wife for Thanksgiving and all the people saying "DADDY'S home", and then this, does Trump have some weird pheromone that turn people who support him into homosexuals just for him.

Elon really didn't need to even post this yet he did

Anyway Elon retweeted this

 

[FootballBuff]

Anyway Elon retweeted this

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If you think the lactation and tears from the fedcows on reddit was crazy, just wait until Elon/Trump starts fucking with Teachers unions and the DOEd. You aint seen nothing yet! They're even more insane and rabid than the regular federal employees, and the majority of them (the teachers) are 100% brainwashed/indoctrinated and the ones arent still dont realize that theyre glorified goverment babysitters who only exist so that both parents can go to work and generate tax revenue.

If my calculations are correct; (should Elon mess with the Department of Education) we should have enough salt that all the roads in the midwest wont see an ounce of ice for the next 2 decades. Oh and our popcorn will be nice and salty too...

 

[johnkimble123]

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The fucking parallels between Elon & DSP are hilarious
Give DSP a hair implant and $400B and he'd act the same way

I do have to laugh as a former fed (sorry not sorry) the shit Elon and his merry band of incel soyboys are going to break and have no fucking clue how to fix is going to be massive. The 19 year old dumbass was talking to one of the agencies about how they can replace employees with AI-trained chatbots. Because the best solution to long waits to get a human on the phone is a chat bot that never answers your question. I also am curious what is the first tangible thing he fucks up beyond belief. I think it's going to be trying to replace one of these ancient slow (but reliable) systems with some Musk creation that works in theory but not in practice.

I also get why nobody is standing up to Mr Autist. Dude literally called some random expert when that swimming team stuck in cave saga happened, who told him to shove his kid saving submarine up his ass on TV, a pedo in 4k online, and was able to use the "jk bro" defense when sued for it. Elon's got so many bootlickers who don't realize or don't care that they're worshiping a man child that he could pretty much rile them up to do anything he'd ask.

Like other lolcows, I do wonder how this ends. Disappeared by a Blackwater team for looking at their revenue wrong? Ketamine OD? Or Trump throws him to the wolves when he thinks Elon's ego gets too big (which if that happens, don't be shocked if spineless cucks in DC all of a sudden start throwing around the T word).

 

[starborn427614]

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

You know the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Well, it's half right. It CAN buy comfort and stability, but when you have too much money and no one to share it with then all that happiness is temporary at best. No amount of memes or power grabbing can fill that hole.

 

[ddlloo]

If you think the lactation and tears from the fedcows on reddit was crazy, just wait until Elon/Trump starts fucking with Teachers unions and the DOEd. You aint seen nothing yet! They're even more insane and rabid than the regular federal employees, and the majority of them (the teachers) are 100% brainwashed/indoctrinated and the ones arent still dont realize that theyre glorified goverment babysitters who only exist so that both parents can go to work and generate tax revenue.

If my calculations are correct; (should Elon mess with the Department of Education) we should have enough salt that all the roads in the midwest wont see an ounce of ice for the next 2 decades. Oh and our popcorn will be nice and salty too...

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Yeah, I can't wait for a retard that is just slash and burning things without a second thought to do that to the nation's education system. Definitely based and cool and not at all fucking horrifying, right?

 

[neger psykolog]

Richest man in the world. What is he so depressed about?

There's quite a lot of stuff about the world today that is alarming for the future of the human race. Being super rich doesn't fix that stuff automatically.

And "quite a lot of stuff" is a vast, vast understatement. It's at the point I've had multiple intelligent people I know ask in open conversation "do you think the world is just going to collapse in 5 or 10 years?"

 

[FootballBuff]

Yeah, I can't wait for a retard that is just slash and burning things without a second thought to do that to the nation's education system. Definitely based and cool and not at all fucking horrifying, right?

Well we blindly throw billions at it in a similarly retarded way every budget thats passed, each time hoping that THIS is the hundred billion dollars thats going to finally make niggers and spics learn how to read. So how much more horrifying can what Elon is going to do be? Oh no! The government might not be able to fatten up niggers with ultra processed foods mandated to be forced down their gullet at gun point. Im so scared!
Also I dont have kids so tell me again why I should care? I dont give a fuck about your kids. In fact, fuck your kids.

 

[johnkimble123]

Yeah, I can't wait for a retard that is just slash and burning things without a second thought to do that to the nation's education system. Definitely based and cool and not at all fucking horrifying, right?

The part where he's going to FAFO (him and the Heritage clowns who are the only group more tard brained than SV skin wearers like Peter Thiel) is that while you can cut cut cut in a private company, and if you cut too much, easy to bring people back and say oops, when you threaten that shit in government, the people who will be left are the cockroaches who have survived decades of cuts previously by doing just enough to stay in good graces, but not enough to actually be useful.

They're going to start purging probationary workers (people there <1 year) regardless of skill and the actual skilled people with knowledge will fuck off since they can make more in the private sector or retire and not deal with the children running shit. You're going to be stuck with the Karens who always baked brownies for the office and showed you pictures of her cat, but did about 15 minutes of actual work a day. Most offices have 1 of these, government departments have at least 3 each.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Women

Imagine being depressed bc you can't fuck Grimes anymore

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

10k people even at $250k each is $2.5 billion, which is absolutely nothing compared to government spending. And I guarantee you those workers weren't getting $250k each

Instead he's going to get a tax cut which will add $800 billion a year to the deficit and raise taxes on lower class folks like Trump's last tax cut

Exactly. And I know for a fact they weren't getting $250k on average (base salary, anyway; counting benefits, etc., maybe). But the cuts he made will impact many millions of people, both here and abroad. And I know no one here gaf about development or humanitarian efforts, esp if it involves US expenditures, but gutting it impacts not only those things but national security, too. Dictators are happy this week.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's interesting how this is playing out like when Elon bought twitter where people are cheering Elon on for cutting a bunch of shit from an institution he bought or joined, thinking that the only thing Elon is getting rid of are lazy people who do absolutely nothing.

But then months later, we see the ramifications of Elon's cuts that will only make things worse. It doesn't help this is the man famous for as Donald Trump puts it. "rocket ships that go to nowhere" and cars that regularly explode.

 

[Black British Nerd]

As of Now Musk is worth less than $400 billion. Still the richest man but has lost the 40-50 or so billion above 400 he had when Trump first got elected.

I think hid downfall will be near as other companies are making better electric cars and so many people hate him and won't believe his lies now. Just waiting for Trump to kick him out I really do think it will be over if they have a falling out.

 

[Drip Torch]

Women

I think because Musk has so much wealth and power. It makes him out of touch with the general population, thus decimating real human connection making him feel lonely. His narcissistic behavior really doesn't help either.

You know the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Well, it's half right. It CAN buy comfort and stability, but when you have too much money and no one to share it with then all that happiness is temporary at best. No amount of memes or power grabbing can fill that hole.

There's quite a lot of stuff about the world today that is alarming for the future of the human race. Being super rich doesn't fix that stuff automatically.

And "quite a lot of stuff" is a vast, vast understatement. It's at the point I've had multiple intelligent people I know ask in open conversation "do you think the world is just going to collapse in 5 or 10 years?"

Imagine being depressed bc you can't fuck Grimes anymore

I would be depressed too if I had a broke dick that left every single woman I had been, unsatisfied.

 

[neger psykolog]

As of Now Musk is worth less than $400 billion. Still the richest man but has lost the 40-50 or so billion above 400 he had when Trump first got elected.

I think hid downfall will be near as other companies are making better electric cars and so many people hate him and won't believe his lies now. Just waiting for Trump to kick him out I really do think it will be over if they have a falling out.

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Definitely possible but with starlink getting added to iphone and other devices he could supplant companies like Comcast etc. I don't think people appreciate how fucking big the money in that kind of shit is (it's still take time for the mobile side of things to develop in terms of tech).

He could even probably deploy 5g towers in certain cities/countries that connect to starlink.

 

[オプセック]

If you think the lactation and tears from the fedcows on reddit was crazy, just wait until Elon/Trump starts fucking with Teachers unions and the DOEd. You aint seen nothing yet! They're even more insane and rabid than the regular federal employees, and the majority of them (the teachers) are 100% brainwashed/indoctrinated and the ones arent still dont realize that theyre glorified goverment babysitters who only exist so that both parents can go to work and generate tax revenue.

If my calculations are correct; (should Elon mess with the Department of Education) we should have enough salt that all the roads in the midwest wont see an ounce of ice for the next 2 decades. Oh and our popcorn will be nice and salty too...

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Sure, the house is burning, but man, I'm just too greedy for that salt... so I agree with your post.

It's a Evro thing