DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

Things alcoholics say:

EDIT:

Excellent marathon so far, btw. Barely 1.5 hours into pre-stream he's already stalling by silently reading the chat, waiting for someone to throw a nickle at him.

And begging, of course:

 

[FormerPro]

10 Minutes into his first game of Chess and and he still doesn't know which one is his King and which one is his Queen. Hasn't stopped him pigsplaining all of his opponents moves though.

Edit: Lost because he spent 5 minutes for every move staring at chat. "I DIDN'T LOSE. I DIDN'T LOSE TO THE GAME I LOST ON TIME"

 

[dent_whisperer]

Outlasting in the sense that he is forced to do this for the rest of his life. Not sure if that is actually winning

You best put some respect in your mouth when you talk about the King.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

My toddler caught me checking DSP’s stream today and immediately tried yelling his favorite McDonald’s order into the phone at him. Kid DeLawyer has seen other streamers and has never done that. Just thought it was funny.

 

[Twrx]

I assume he’s broke but there’s broke and then there’s “leave the room to get another card” broke. YIKES

Living within your means isn't something he has ever been capable of.

 

[Comma]

The chess """gameplay""" is bad and boring as fuck, but seeing this at least made it a bit worthwhile:

EDIT:

No support after 40 minutes of (bad) chess :

 

[shekelshoah666]

If only there wasn't a timer DSP would've won those games

 

[PieceofShet]

Appearantly he was in the chess club in school.

"Didnt even notice I was in check".

Tried to move with his rook.
Before that he traded his bishop for a pawn and called it "time for a sacrifice".


DSP is retarded!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

P

Appearantly he was in the chess club in school.

"Didnt even notice I was in check".
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Tried to move with his rook.
Before that he traded his bishop for a pawn and called it "time for a sacrifice".


DSP is retarded!

King me. Ack ack ack

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

10 Minutes into his first game of Chess and and he still doesn't know which one is his King and which one is his Queen. Hasn't stopped him pigsplaining all of his opponents moves though.

Edit: Lost because he spent 5 minutes for every move staring at chat. "I DIDN'T LOSE. I DIDN'T LOSE TO THE GAME I LOST ON TIME"

Every single match, “I didn’t lose! The time went out!”
He lost every match. Lol most of his moves is him moving a pawn from left to right. He doesn’t know what the hell he is doing.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Every single match, “I didn’t lose! The time went out!”

Imagine Phil after a boxing or mma match.

"He didn't win because he was good, he won because I didn't have enough time, okaaay? It's boolshit, I've could've beaten him if they had extended the timer, but they didn't, 'cause they're fuckin' ayassholes."

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

My toddler caught me checking DSP’s stream today and immediately tried yelling his favorite McDonald’s order into the phone at him. Kid DeLawyer has seen other streamers and has never done that. Just thought it was funny.

Already telling Phil to put the fries in the bag. Warms my heart and gives me hope for the next generation.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>calls rooks castles
>struggles against 200 elo players that are literally just moving random pieces around and blundering easy mates
>thinks fucking 10+ min time limit is speed chess and times out
>has to ask chat if he just lost a piece
i knew it would be ugly but goddamn this was gold

 

[Cucktry Roads]

>calls rooks castles
>struggles against 200 elo players that are literally just moving random pieces around and blundering easy mates
>thinks fucking 10+ min time limit is speed chess and times out
>has to ask chat if he just lost a piece
i knew it would be ugly but goddamn this was gold

The sad thing is that people thought that he would be an idiot savant at chess, when the fact is is that he's just an idiot.

 

[Pargon]

Phil. You will make so much more money embracing your humiliation fetish and monetizing it fully than half-assing it like you are now, as you do with everything else. You will genuinely not believe the amount of money people will pay to abuse the shit out of a fat white middle-aged man, the effigy to be burned to purify the world of evil to so many, and that’s to say nothing of you, Phillip Burnell, whose every bridge he’s crossed was ashes by the time he was halfway to the Burger King. There are unquestionably people who will pay four figures to have at you verbally, even just over Zoom, fuck probably maybe even just via voice. Maybe five figures if they want to watch your reaction.

If you could get over having the last word on everything said about you and accept that you treat everyone like shit because you apparently, ultimately, want them to treat you like dogshit, you could go from “middle unit in gated community” to “walled compound with motion sensors and a very disgruntled ex-Marine on standby” in a matter of a few years. Humanity is in decline. Cashing in on your degeneracy has never been easier or more normalized. It is a seller’s market for whores. Your Time is now.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Professional streamer

 

[San Dimas High School]

I noticed that Phil did a couple react streams to the Mister Metokur doc a couple months ago, but it's member's only. Does anyone have an archive sitting around of those two?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz4bmh_bKqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_InHq0_I1sU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZHsPygj_4

 

[Elbe]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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[The Paleblood Vessel]

I know we're spoiled for choices here, but is this among one of the worst begathons that he's done? To recap so far:
-Shitty prestream lasting the length of a movie
-Hour and a half of horrible chess
-Nearly an hour stalling for money
-Nearly half an hour of this

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-Will now eat before continuing to play games, which will probably take another half hour minimum
Thanks for the 100 goals, dents.