DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil scolds his audience on a daily basis, anything short of calling him a genius is grounds for a LiMB.

Talking about anything other than Phil? ban

talking with other people in the chat? ban

questioning Phil? you get scolded and then banned

His streams are far from safe spaces for these people.

That retarded pedo Blastoise91 just got banned out of the blue, and he was a loyal dent.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

It would be very funny at this point if one of Phil’s newest begments made its way back over to Sir Moist. Phil trying to cope and rationalize how he’s gotten even worse than he was in the Scorn clip would be pretty amusing. “He doesn’t realize I’ve changed! I collaborate now and people understand why I beg now. I’m HAHNEST!” Regardless, it’s just funny to think he’s actually gotten substantially worse from an already staggering low.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I will always love these screencaps of Phil angrily reading a reasonable comment. They're just so funny to look at it.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Phil scolds his audience on a daily basis, anything short of calling him a genius is grounds for a LiMB.

Talking about anything other than Phil? ban

talking with other people in the chat? ban

questioning Phil? you get scolded and then banned

His streams are far from safe spaces for these people.

Never claimed his chat is a bastion of safety, its just a place where they can go for a couple hours a day and not have to reminded how shit things are. Sure he yells at them for cash or if they talk about anything but him but he does that to everyone regardless of their issues so in its own fucked up way he's actually treating them like normal people.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Weird how Phil's attempt at buying the WWE game wouldn't go through at first. And that he had to leave the room for a little bit to do something to get it to work.

"Kat honey, I know I do this a lot but I promise to buy you an extra order of slop tomorrow if you let me use your card again."

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I will always love these screencaps of Phil angrily reading a reasonable comment. They're just so funny to look at it.

If there is a good reason to create a sub thread it would be to compile these.

 

[Near]

All detractors are faggots.

I-it's over detractorbros...

We were the Ukraine in this conflict all along.... how could this... le happen...

 

[DerelictOnion]

I will always love these screencaps of Phil angrily reading a reasonable comment. They're just so funny to look at it.

One second before the lean in manual ban. Definitely one of the best moments.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I-it's over detractorbros...

We were the Ukraine in this conflict all along.... how could this... le happen...

Just realize that DSP still outlasts like 20 former content creators every single day. He's winning. Detractors are not.

I'm joining the winning side - you should too.
#teamDSP
#detractorsareniggers

 

[Balr0g]

Outlasting in the sense that he is forced to do this for the rest of his life. Not sure if that is actually winning

 

[Nonronic]

Don’t watch it. It’s horrible, as expected.

Oh you don't have an archive? I guess I'll give Phil money so I can access it then.

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil scolds his audience on a daily basis, anything short of calling him a genius is grounds for a LiMB.

Talking about anything other than Phil? ban

talking with other people in the chat? ban

questioning Phil? you get scolded and then banned

His streams are far from safe spaces for these people.

These dents might as well just work a part time highschool job and listen to the failed manager complain you didnt push enough store credit cards/expire food/etc, at least you get paid to listen to a fat fuck be disappointed in you.

 

[Near]

Outlasting in the sense that he is forced to do this for the rest of his life. Not sure if that is actually winning

Nigga he lives in a kind of house no detractor will ever afford. Dents live in a rented pod and eat ze bugs. DSP the chad lives in a McMansion with private security and PMCs scouring the perimeter for potential assassins. That's right, he will outlive anyone drafted for WW3 which will be a lot of dents. Sorry bros, autism does not omit you from dying for Israel.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Nigga he lives in a kind of house no detractor will ever afford. Dents live in a rented pod and eat ze bugs. DSP the chad lives in a McMansion with private security and PMCs scouring the perimeter for potential assassins. That's right, he will outlive anyone drafted for WW3 which will be a lot of dents. Sorry bros, autism does not omit you from dying for Israel.

Don't forget that he routinely has the finest delicacies delivered to his doorstep by his servants on a regular basis!

He also has a live in mo... wif.... chef! Yes, a live in chef that prepares the most succulent meals one could ever imagine.

 

[Near]

Don't forget that he routinely has the finest delicacies delivered to his doorstep by his servants on a regular basis!

He also has a live in mo... wif.... chef! Yes, a live in chef that prepares the most succulent meals one could ever imagine.

Never forget DSP tries it : Shitloaf

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Never forget DSP tries it : Shitloaf
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Dry meatloaf AND dry, lumpy mashed potatoes. That plate is begging for some gout-inducing gravy.

 

[Lord_Point]

Never forget DSP tries it : Shitloaf
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I personally like the giant raw onion chunks in there, mmm mmm, nothing say meatloaf like the crisp crunch of an onion chunk mid bite.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Weird how Phil's attempt at buying the WWE game wouldn't go through at first. And that he had to leave the room for a little bit to do something to get it to work.

"Kat honey, I know I do this a lot but I promise to buy you an extra order of slop tomorrow if you let me use your card again."

I assume he’s broke but there’s broke and then there’s “leave the room to get another card” broke. YIKES

 

[Lord_Point]

Weird how Phil's attempt at buying the WWE game wouldn't go through at first. And that he had to leave the room for a little bit to do something to get it to work.

"Kat honey, I know I do this a lot but I promise to buy you an extra order of slop tomorrow if you let me use your card again."

or hes at his credit limit and had to transfer 60 bucks from paypal to his card

 

[Very Honest Content]

IIRC Doody has admitted to troll tip Phil under the name "tafsitak" (KatIsFat backwards).

What does pig-pig-go come up with on a search for "Taff Sit Ack"? (Assuming this autism confirming detail is true and honest.)