Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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What’s flavor country? Wtf is she talking about?

After the AMERICAN ELECTION (emphasized because she herself is CANADIAN) she’s totally lost it. She might genuinely need to be put in a psych ward.

She used to just make the occasional political comic and a lot of cat comics, but now, she can’t make a single comic without making it about AMERICAN politics.

Ellen, why are you so worried about a country that isn’t yours? Don’t you have an election in your own country? Wouldn’t the politics NEAR YOU make more of a difference in your life than the politics of a country hundreds of miles away?
 
Ellen, you can only make so many 'orange man bad' comics before people stop caring about your strip entirely. Even your Reddit simps want you to stop.
NGL, I like this one. Go ride a moose.
Speaking as a Leaf, it's hilarious to watch so many Canuck redditors pretend they'd be these absolute badasses if a conflict ever broke out with America. They're sitting there, acting like they'd be the Ewoks, just sniping dudes from trees. Yeah, bud, I'm sure and your 8Million reddit karma will singlehandedly save us from the American invaders. If American soldiers showed up at Ellen's front door, she'd sing the Star Spangled Banner while she cucks her husband with those boys faster than he could make a Timmie's run. If the offer to become State #51 was serious, I'd say we go for it. Better than cucking to England, that's for sure
 
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