Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Redlover4812 said:

Speaking of which.....apparently his book is on Goodreads. Anyone ever read it? Dixie pads book I mean.
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Why wouldn't you want to read a book to know how good being a man and how shit it is being a women?

There's nothing more manly than dressing up as cow while being pegged by your side piece while your forever girlfriend watches.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
Why wouldn't you want to read a book to know how good being a man and how shit it is being a women?

There's nothing more manly than dressing up as cow while being pegged by your side piece while your forever girlfriend watches.
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Oh yes, there's definitely nothing more manly than dressing up as a cow getting pegged in the ass and having an orgy with men at a burning cross. DEFINITELY doesn't get any more manly than that. Lol Or being a simp and pretty much kissing ass trying to get a woman to sleep with him. He's everything a big manly man needs to be LMAO.

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I'm sure Eric July will have plenty of hundred dollar bills to wipe his tears when he hears Juju and his gaggle of retarded pedophiles call him a bitch.
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From what I've been seeing he makes more money in one day than Cow freak makes in 3 months. I understand not liking something but he needs to let it go. The man ain't going to acknowledge him, he needs to find his new Maddox somewhere else.
 
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Look who I saw on TV!!
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Redlover4812 said:

Speaking of which.....apparently his book is on Goodreads. Anyone ever read it? Dixie pads book I mean.
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I just tried, and I made it as far as the first paragraph and I already want to kill myself(technically I wanted to kill myself at the introduction but I soldiered on):

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ACK ACK ACK. Women are emotional & fat, am I right fellow bros. ACK ACK ACK.

Get some new material Juju, seriously.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
I just tried, and I made it as far as the first paragraph and I already want to kill myself(technically I wanted to kill myself at the introduction but I soldiered on):

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ACK ACK ACK. Women are emotional & fat, am I right fellow bros. ACK ACK ACK.

Get some new material Juju, seriously.
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I mean I can see HOW SOME people might like this, but it's not really anything I haven't heard before. Honestly I'm surprised he even has an audience, but from what I've read and understood his audience number and viewership numbers have been faked so....yeah if that's the case how does he even have a show still? Also he's going to talk about being manly considering he simps for women he wants to date? Sounds like a Grifter to me.
 
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Redlover4812 said:
I mean I can see HOW SOME people might like this, but it's not really anything I haven't heard before. Honestly I'm surprised he even has an audience, but from what I've read and understood his audience number and viewership numbers have been faked so....yeah if that's the case how does he even have a show still? Also he's going to talk about being manly considering he simps for women he wants to date? Sounds like a Grifter to me.
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I mean, we already knew he is trying to overcompensate for not really being the manly man he portrays himself as.
 
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Found a copy of his book in a dumpster. I feel bad for the rest of the trash that was cooped up with it.

Initial dedication:

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These very first words are already a lethal dose of cringe, but let's soldier onward in this "man-sterpiece."

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Behold your table of discontents:

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At least he knows to capitalize "Internet."

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I don't use the term "incel" lightly, but 98% of this is incel garbage. Lo and behold:

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Juju's wife confirmed to be a "lazy babysitter" once their child is born.

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Retarded drunkard nearly burned down his Barbie Dream Mansion while trying to light a cigar.

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Maybe Mrs. Herrera will be a nurturing mother to their child; how would Juju feel about that?

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As an aside, the formatting in this book is baffling. He lists the "seven deadliest jobs for women" and then after listing the seventh job, he continues listing more jobs without any transition. The "seven deadliest" jobs barely even emphasized what's so "deadly" about the jobs and some of the jobs outside the list are deadlier than those listed. This makes no fucking sense. Anyways, back to the book...

What the fuck does this even mean???????????

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This is the single most embarrassing header ever published in any book ever:

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Mr. "How does this affect you personally?" posturing as "us men care about the greater good!" in 2008 is quite something.

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I'd call this "one-note comedy," but that's an insult to any individual comedic note.

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That's only the first chapter. The second chapter's title and the first couple pages from it heavily imply it's the same exact bullshit. Women bad, women can't get jobs and women shouldn't have jobs. Every task and productive action should never be done by a woman. There, that's the first two chapters of this book.

I knew this was going to be bad, but I'm still speechless. Might pick through the "MANifesto" chapter later for more cringe.

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This appears to be a new addition from the 2014 edition of the book. My copy is the original printing from 2008 and doesn't have this blurb anywhere in it. Let that sink in. For comparison, here's the first paragraph in the original 2008 edition:

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Half a decade after originally writing this crap, he went back to add more material and that is what he conjured up in 2014. Maybe it's something he added to the Kindle version which may have come out even more recently. Horrifying.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
In America, Men Are Better Than Women is $0.99 on Kindle. Or you know, yo ho ho.
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A couple of weeks ago I ordered his book on Amazon when I was a lil bit not so sober and thought it was funny, but then the next day I felt instant regret for spending money on this and cancelled the order, but it was already shipped out.
When the book arrived I received a message that they‘ll refund the money and I can keep it, probably because nobody buys this and it just clogs up their storage.
Do with that information what you will.

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Sneedotron said:
A couple of weeks ago I ordered his book on Amazon when I was a lil bit not so sober and thought it was funny, but then the next day I felt instant regret for spending money on this and cancelled the order, but it was already shipped out.
When the book arrived I received a message that they‘ll refund the money and I can keep it, probably because nobody buys this and it just clogs up their storage.
Do with that information what you will.

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Makes sense, the guy's a complete clown that is trying to turn someone else into a clown who does nothing but ignore him, which makes JuJu go crazy and end up becoming a bigger clown. Don't ask me how this retard thinks or what he thinks he will accomplish, but this level of brain rot is so bad it's unhealthy almost in a funny way but also kind of scary. He needs to find better content, Eric July it's so boring when it comes to lolcow material....hell EVS would make better lolcow material than him, it's not like he has anything better to do.
 
Dick Masterson did a gender reveal for his kid this week (joined by knockoff Sean and Vito's temporary roommate Tony?). Full segment, reveal highlight, and then what I believe was unintentional comedy afterwards when Dick says he needs to keep his kid away from Vito.
Most likely meant to be in-reference to Vito being a disgusting, videogame-addicted loser as they discussed earlier. But Dick is having a moment of genuine joy and doesn't think to clarify that.



 
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GosuGopher said:
Dick Masterson did a gender reveal for his kid this week (joined by knockoff Sean and Vito's temporary roommate Tony?). Full segment, reveal highlight, and then what I believe was unintentional comedy afterwards when Dick says he needs to keep his kid away from Vito.
Most likely meant to be in-reference to Vito being a disgusting, videogame-addicted loser as they discussed earlier. But Dick is having a moment of genuine joy and doesn't think to clarify that.

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Damn, wanted to see his seething hatred for women but raising a daughter arc, not his Daniel Plainview arc.
 
East_Clintwood said:
I just tried, and I made it as far as the first paragraph and I already want to kill myself(technically I wanted to kill myself at the introduction but I soldiered on):
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Putting aside how terrible "This is $AUTHOR. Welcome to my book, $TITLE." is as an intro, this has two errors in it; there's no space before the title of the book and then there's a superfluous space before the second period.

This seems suspiciously as if the title of the book was copy and pasted in the wrong spot because he didn't remember the title and had to paste it in.
 
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