Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
Has this thing about one of Elon's DOGE teens been posted about yet? At least one was also involved in that 764 child porn and blackmail cult.

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I don't think Musk will lose his status as "richest man" until 2027 at the earliest, the cybertruck still has enough pre-orders to make sure there are more of those made this year than any non-tesla electric vehicle in the US combined. Beyond that with Musk busy the real brains behind the other companies now have time to get their work done, its like when the retard is sick for a week at school, suddenly everyone gets their work done a lot quicker.

2026 all the hype around the moon landing will make dummies want to invest in musk as well, so his stock in all his bullshit companies will rise, 2027 is when Trump will turn on him for any number of reasons, i feel like because of Trump being a boomer he really would love some sort of fireworks display on the moon or other silly bullshit involving space be done for the 250th, so he'll hold his tongue for that, but post-midterms you'll see the real cracks emerge as Musk will feel like he didn't get the rewards he deserved and lash out.

Having said that, Musk might get so many fucking contracts by 2027 to prolong his status as richest man, at minimum i doubt fucking facebook or amazon's revenue streams will increase enough to make up the differences before then. regardless of what trump says i'm sure he's still pissed at Zuck and Bezos for letting him get fucked over so much during the biden admin. i can see AR taking off in 2027 the real time translation features are fucking amazing, VR is pretty much always going to cost $3k to make it good enough for people to want to use, Meta is ok but its status as a gaming platform is terrible, the games on it are roughly on par with 360 games in terms of graphics and gameplay but the lack of controls and first person requirements will make it never be viable for many people, i don't really see the tech moving beyond "7th gen graphics but on a screen an inch in front of your face" plus VR in general still is so uncomfortable people still aren't using it more than a couple hours a month. 12k in VR gives you about the equivalent of 1440p which is where it starts feeling not shit, and that might just start being the standard about 2027.

in general i honestly feel from a hardware viewpoint EVs and computing is sort of nearing its peak output, we'll never be able to get costs down much beyond where it is nor make charging take less than an hour and the amount of people retarded enough to buy electric isn't going to skyrocket from here on out. EV cars in general last about half as long as ICE cars and i don't see that improving. GPUs relying more on AI than advances in the hardware to convince people to buy this gen along with the other fuckery at intel despite already being in a new DDR ram generation means something.

In general Musk buddying up to the people in charge of the US for the next 4 years was a great move for him, Trump remembers loyalty, which is why he got fucked over so much in his first term by people and i doubt trump has learned from there. but i could easily see Musk being fucked over in 2029 and losing his position from there. hell i can see Musk running for governor or some congressional seat, its been a norm to just have some intern show up and use the electronic voting station to input your vote since at least the bush era, so in a way Musk technically doesn't even have to spend time in DC if he's a member of the house. and if you have a company town it would be even easier to just force a company rep to become the congressional rep.
microdosing under a gram 3x a week isn't going to make you all loopy, its the equivalent of chugging a 6 pack, not enough to hinder you from driving, but you can get a small enough buzz, like the anxiety or depression or intrusive thoughts will be gone its much safer than Ketamine but its such a "meh" feeling i'm shocked he's ok with just that. 10 grams and yoga seems way worse but isn't going to fuck you up much either.
At least one was also involved in that 764 child porn and blackmail cult.
bit of a weird thing to call kiwifarms.
 
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I don't think Musk will lose his status as "richest man" until 2027 at the earliest, the cybertruck still has enough pre-orders to make sure there are more of those made this year than any non-tesla electric vehicle in the US combined. Beyond that with Musk busy the real brains behind the other companies now have time to get their work done, its like when the retard is sick for a week at school, suddenly everyone gets their work done a lot quicker.
Since people are really sticking with their orders of these by what you said there, ordering a cybertruck really is like weens buying ebay shit from chris to sustain him... 4 wheeled sonichu medallions - driving ween cards...
It's also like waiting on your plastic soap holder on wheels in the soviet union, only that it's stainless this time...
2026 all the hype around the moon landing will make dummies want to invest in musk as well, so his stock in all his bullshit companies will rise, 2027 is when Trump will turn on him for any number of reasons, i feel like because of Trump being a boomer he really would love some sort of fireworks display on the moon or other silly bullshit involving space be done for the 250th, so he'll hold his tongue for that, but post-midterms you'll see the real cracks emerge as Musk will feel like he didn't get the rewards he deserved and lash out.
Isn't that moon-rocket made by Boeing, Grumman and other old boomer companies entirely?
How's musk in that picture at all?
He's just the mars man.
And that's not gonna happen soon, here's the distance-chart from wikipedia:
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You can also see why musk is trying so hard to get into politics himself... 2035 ...
Having said that, Musk might get so many fucking contracts by 2027 to prolong his status as richest man, at minimum i doubt fucking facebook or amazon's revenue streams will increase enough to make up the differences before then.
If that comes true and he become super sayan monopoly man, he might really send people to their deaths on one of his wonky "space ships". Holy shit...
10 grams and yoga seems way worse but isn't going to fuck you up much either.
I don't think that's an alt, elon doing yoga on shrooms? Funny mental image, but he doesn't seem THAT hippy to me.
 
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God I WISH I were retarded enough to get nigger bucks.

The irony of YOU of all people lecturing me about propaganda might be enough to give me the aneurysm that will put me over the edge and Qualify me to sit on my ass like a nigger for the rest of my life.

Keep it up please! You need you change your name to King Assumption. Because you're constantly making an ass of yourself.

You do realize these billionaires you claim I fellate, (I dont they need to hang like Christmas lights) WANT us to dump billions into the education system right? They want to turn your children into mindless zombies and endlessly consuming cogs for the capitalist machine (which is what the public school system does, thats literally what it is designed for). If we're LUCKY the Department of Education will disintegrate. I will admit youre right Elon will probably RUIN the DOE but like I said I dont care, I have children and the coping and seething of you libtards who do is HILARIOUS!
You really are retarded.

Billionaires don't want to pump money into the US. They want to pay no taxes. They want you and me to pay for education. They just import H1B visa people from overseas.

Again, I know you are a very impressionable simpleton but billionaires are not on your side. You gotta stop consuming and believing Russian botfarm slop on social media.

For your information since you're a newfag rapefugee, spazzing out in a lolcow thread while whiteknighting a lolcow is a permabannable offense
 
Was bob too easy on chris? Or was errol too hard on elon? The question of the ages...
What do they both have in common? They're autistic men. If your autist son is too stupid for science, he's probably going to end up a major embarrassment or is going to tard rage you.
Imagine being depressed bc you can't fuck Grimes anymore 🤡
Gotta be amazed that even as the richest man in the world he can't find a partner, he has to cope about being an alpha male that made 9 or 11 test tube babies.

Here's today's milk:
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I don't know American politics but somebody told me Vance's wife is Indian.

Fucking bizarro world.
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The actual angle is very different, he's actually smart in doing this: He wants to eventually sock puppet the AFD away from being pro russia and pro china. At least that's my suspicion - don't forget that Elon originally was a zelenksy bro. With the enemies he now made in the state dept. and his cred of being not-american, he can larp as at least a somewhat pro ruzzian right winger AND thus hopes to push out chinese and russian oligarchs from funding the AFD altogether. And that, in turn, pleases the glownigger establishment for the long term. He isn't stupid, just retarded.
I don't think Elon is looking to remove the chinks and ruskies from influencing the AfD, rather he uses the party as a way to get closer to them. Russia and China have a metric fuck ton of millionaires and billionaires that Elon wants to collaborate and form some sort of super oligarchy to rule the world with them, or in the worst case scenario just the West and Asia.

Please note that Russian and Chinese rich fucks are the same, they like to spend their imense wealth on stupid shit.

Elon would probably convince them by selling his snake venom that is leaving Earth and go to Mars. After sucking Earth dry of its resources, they move to Mars with 72 underage virgins in the rockets and start a new colony over there and rule a fucked up Earth. Honestly this sounds like something Musk will try to do considering his visions of grandeur and lack of loyalty for anything country related. Elon and other billionaires speak one language and that is money and power.
 
I'm still MATI at Musk, but I thought about it and I realize it's for all the wrong reasons: I really am just pissed at how dumb he is, not how functionally bad he is versus other billionaires.

Musk could be living a "normal" rich person life if he had an iota of willingness to employ professional barriers between himself and the plebs, but he ruins things for himself through sheer autism. I just want to see someone shake sense into him, even if it makes him more dangerous.

It's the same as, I don't know, seeing a robber walking around with a plastic grocery bag for a mask: "no, you dumbass, use a paper bag or you'll suffocate!" I'm so bothered by this scale of incompetence I hardly even care that it's impeding someone who wishes me ill.
Chris raped Barb. Elon is raping the rest of us.
"Am Barbussy"
 
why the fuck is the u.s. govt becoming so homofagerotic with this musk-trump-vance love triangle going on?

T H I E L​

he's the reason

Elon would probably convince them by selling his snake venom that is leaving Earth and go to Mars. After sucking Earth dry of its resources, they move to Mars with 72 underage virgins in the rockets and start a new colony over there and rule a fucked up Earth. Honestly this sounds like something Musk will try to do considering his visions of grandeur and lack of loyalty for anything country related. Elon and other billionaires speak one language and that is money and power.
I think he's pretty firmly tethered to the U.S. now as a government contractor (spaceX) and gibs-leech (tesla), he cheered for u.s. expansion a lot of times, I do think he's bigly invested in us vs. them. He isn't that young, he can't just pack it up and switch sides, without starting almost from scratch compared to how high he flies now - maybe he IS oblivious to that and will fudge the ball, as most of us expect, and fall from grace with trump, but if he keeps this trajectory, he will def remain tethered to the u.s., when it comes to foreign relations.
At least that's my take, I don't think he's as flexible as you make him out to be. These rich guys aren't patriots in the sense some red neck is, but they can only pillage and plunder where the dollar reaches. And relations between china, russia and the U.S. are def. cold now. I'm still waiting on trump for pulling the plug on Ukraine, but he's already faltering on that, it appears, because the russians are, again, weaker than anticipated - so even trump seems to now consider the possibility of ( at least economic) Total Russia Death. I remain convinced that it's less about connecting to the russians and chinese and more about reigning in the AFD.
 
I think somebody asked maybe in the DOGE thread what their goal is and honestly I have no fucking idea. He’s not smart so it’ll be something half baked probably.
It’s pretty simple: more government gibs for himself, remove or neuter regulatory agencies so they can’t go after him (which is why the CFPB is DOGE’s next target), and keeps agencies on their toes so they can’t go after him.

USAID is pretty unsympathetic in an era of trillion-dollar deficits so they’re an easy first target. The shift to CFPB is more in line with his real goals. I don’t see how removing consumer protections benefits us but it’s easy to see how they benefit a guy who makes cars with shoddy build quality.
 
For a man who allegedly works 120 hours per week, I'm amazed that he hasn't been called out for coming blasted to work.
Maybe he works remotely? Most curious, given his disdain for remote workers.
He gets a mention in the DOGE thread.

In the meantime, Elol announced the next target.
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I can't wait for another pre-approved subprime mortgage crisis that causes the poorest Americans to lose everything. At the same time, Musk and his lackeys like Thiel gather the shattered remains of those same citizens' "American Dream(s)" and put it up for rent.
At least the robber baron billionaires and millionaires of the Gilded Age funded libraries and universities once they made their money.
The present-day billionaires only ever take and take and take some more.
 
According to null the CFPB is another socialist scam and doesn't actually protect consumers and told him to go fuck himself
TBH that's probably an edge case scenario: Null is scary internet man, rather than Joe Blow.

Don't get me wrong I'm sure heaps of the stuff it does, and most departments for that matter, are dumb and retarded and aren't in citizens best interests. But Musk and co are just taking chainsaws to everything without a second look, as fast as they can. It's grotesque.
 
USAID is pretty unsympathetic in an era of trillion-dollar deficits so they’re an easy first target.
USAID has been a thorn in the side of the Russians and Chinese. I assume that is why it's been first to go.
The people who say it's woke nonsense should ask themselves why the Chinese run similar projects, and why Russian state media are euphoric about its dismantlement. Musk has been in bed with the Russian since late 2022.

I don't think Musk is playing 4D chess, but that he's an amoral egomaniac who is above the law and controls enough of the media to deceive a large portion of the population about the nature of his activities, thus generating the acclaim he is addicted to.


According to null the CFPB is another socialist scam and doesn't actually protect consumers and told him to go fuck himself
Null's IQ dropped by like 20 points since he started to breathe American air and eat American food.
"How does that affect me personally though" is a stance he used to make fun of when his body was fuelled by European produce.
He also got tricked by a cropped screenshot that wasn't even cropped far enough to remove the information it tried to conceal, and fell for that obvious attention whore who claimed to have a modder deported.
 
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