Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

It's Nick, so you have to assume the worst version of what he said is the truth:

Nick probably got introduced to cocaine by a whore he was fucking

 

[Sock Cucker]

Nick probably got introduced to cocaine by a whore he was fucking

Dax?

 

[Vibralldo]

Dax?

I could easily see him supplying the good coke he mentioned

 

[Tiger Jack]

My theory is on the day he turned 40 he went to Gay 90's to celebrate and bought cocaine off a tranny "just to try it", and everything just sort of snowballed from there.

 

[ddlloo]

My theory is on the day he turned 40 he went to Gay 90's to celebrate and bought cocaine off a tranny "just to try it", and everything just sort of snowballed from there.

The snowballing wasn't until a good 30 minutes later, in the toilets.

 

[Pomniman]

My theory is on the day he turned 40 he went to Gay 90's to celebrate and bought cocaine off a tranny "just to try it", and everything just sort of snowballed from there.

The flaw in that theory is you're forgetting he claims to have already been "pretending" to be gay and forcing everyone around him to be in their underwear in his dorm room in college. None of this is as recent as it seems, he just didn't have the money to fully indulge in it until probably the Rittenhouse trial.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So Galaxy Gas brain realizes he’s just admitting to the whole stripper and escort thing right? For no reason? I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

 

[Clem Fandango]

My theory is on the day he turned 40 he went to Gay 90's to celebrate and bought cocaine off a tranny "just to try it", and everything just sort of snowballed from there.

I think you might be right there. I don't think this guy took any drugs (other than booze) before his 40th. Then it was like his midlife crisis: "I've got all these keedz but I've never lived!". See also - the rustang.

If its true, that's truly truly pathetic.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think you might be right there. I don't think this guy took any drugs (other than booze) before his 40th. Then it was like his midlife crisis: "I've got all these keedz but I've never lived!". See also - the rustang.

If its true, that's truly truly pathetic.

He almost certainly did drugs with Juju the Cow, there were several meetups before he hit 40. Hitting 40 might have been the motivator to buy drugs on his own, though.

 

[Strix454]

My theory is on the day he turned 40 he went to Gay 90's to celebrate and bought cocaine off a tranny "just to try it", and everything just sort of snowballed from there.

Per one of Nick's many narratives, he would have likely had his original coke experience with a "dancer" during his trip to Hedonism II. Nick being sold or given bad "coke" at the time seems very plausible. He would have then scored his "good" coke off some Somali selling inside or outside of Gay 90s during his underwear birthday party and kept on doing 4hr round trips back to minneapolis for coke because he had no idea how to get drugs where he lived.

There is of course no way to know the truth of any of Nick's narratives because he is a lying liar who constantly lies.

 

[Vibralldo]

The flaw in that theory is you're forgetting he claims to have already been "pretending" to be gay and forcing everyone around him to be in their underwear in his dorm room in college. None of this is as recent as it seems, he just didn't have the money to fully indulge in it until probably the Rittenhouse trial.

It also probably gave him delusions of grandeur too

"I'm making all this money and getting these thirsty wine moms for talking on stream... I'm officially a rockstar! I can finally start acting like one!"

So Galaxy Gas brain realizes he’s just admitting to the whole stripper and escort thing right? For no reason? I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

Nick's been revealing a ton of interesting shit recently, I'm all for this

 

[RollingRock2]

The first time he did coke aka the "worst day of my life" because he got coke dick for the swinger session and could only watch impotently as other men fucked his wife in front of him. Then he went back for a whole lot more!

 

[Captain Manning]

Per one of Nick's many narratives, he would have likely had his original coke experience with a "dancer" during his trip to Hedonism II. Nick being sold or given bad "coke" at the time seems very plausible. He would have then scored his "good" coke off some Somali selling inside or outside of Gay 90s during his underwear birthday party and kept on doing 4hr round trips back to minneapolis for coke because he had no idea how to get drugs where he lived.

Or... OR... Hear me out...

He's a liar, and he said he had a bad experience with coke at Hedonism II to cover for the fact that he became an active coke user after that.

That's what I have always believed. I think Hedonism II was the beginning of the end for him.

There is of course no way to know the truth of any of Nick's narratives because he is a lying liar who constantly lies.

Exactly.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Per Aaron, Nick couldn't fuck because "muh heat allergy". I mean, we all know what Aaron is, but Nick was supposedly watching Aaron fuck Kayla, because he'd never heard Kayla make those noises before (and he wondered what he was doing wrong with April). Nick had to fall back to his little blue helper (be that viagra or the balldo). There's no way he was doing Kayla well even before hedo. Hell, he even bitched about trying to knock her up (and not wanting to fuck her), on at least one stream, probably several. (When they were trying to get Kayla pregnant, Nick said he didn't like to have to do the work.)

Nick likes April because she looks like a boy, and she has the hygiene of one (stanky). Nick is impotent. Nick is gay. Nick is closeted. Nick is a cuck.

There's also no way he's lifting, because again, "muh heat allergy".

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Archive of below:


As @Strix454 pointed out, Nick Rekieta said that he first tried coke in Jamaica in August 2022 when he was at Hedonism II. He discussed this repeatedly in August-September 2022. Aaron also claimed that Nick told him he started using drugs at 40.

This means that Rekieta's first "coke" experience was courtesy of a Jamaican stripper. But it probably was actually something else.

Clips below:

Aaron Imholte claimed that Rekieta's sex and drug lifestyle began when Nick was 40.

AN ANALYSIS OF THE NICK REKIETA ARCHIVE CONFIRMS:
Nick Rekieta ADMITTED to having tried coke for the first time at 40 years old at the infamous swinger resort HEDONISM II IN JAMAICA in August 2022!

Here's a cut of Rekieta clips from 2022, showing he denied ever using coke earlier in 2022. In August and September 2022, after returning from Hedonism II, Rekieta admitted trying it but said HE HATED IT!

Per one of Nick's many narratives, he would have likely had his original coke experience with a "dancer" during his trip to Hedonism II. Nick being sold or given bad "coke" at the time seems very plausible. He would have then scored his "good" coke off some Somali selling inside or outside of Gay 90s during his underwear birthday party and kept on doing 4hr round trips back to minneapolis for coke because he had no idea how to get drugs where he lived.

There is of course no way to know the truth of any of Nick's narratives because he is a lying liar who constantly lies.

Nick talked about trying coke at the time at a time when he was being open about his drug use. I don't see any reason for him to be lying. I do wonder if he forgot that he had said 2.5 years ago that he had tried coke for the first time in Jamaica, because now that he says that he was provided it by a stripper, it can be inferred that he was doing drugs with strippers in Jamaica.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I feel like the only reason Nick married Kayla was because she was the only hole he had access to and that appealed to his porn brain. He pretended to be gay as a male cheerleader (to hide he was only there to perv on women), had an underwear only dorm policy (to perv on women), is obsessed with porn (openly talked about his favorite pornstars on a stream with all women to their horror), and made waves riding Dax’s nuts. I think the only reason he liked April is because she appealed to his pornbrain and reminded him of his favorite pornstar. Him wondering why Kayla made those sounds with Aaron probably only made him curious because he just slams pussy like he’s seen in porn.

 

[Pomniman]

I feel like the only reason Nick married Kayla was because she was the only hole he had access to and that appealed to his porn brain. He pretended to be gay as a male cheerleader (to hide he was only there to perv on women), had an underwear only dorm policy (to perv on women), is obsessed with porn (openly talked about his favorite pornstars on a stream with all women to their horror), and made waves riding Dax’s nuts. I think the only reason he liked April is because she appealed to his pornbrain and reminded him of his favorite pornstar. Him wondering why Kayla made those sounds with Aaron probably only made him curious because he just slams pussy like he’s seen in porn.

I don't think he was just "pretending" to be a homo with how he licked A-Aron's ear that one time. He's probably like one of those old timey pre-1960s 20th Century fags who'd die before fessing up to it and have 5 kids with a woman he unconvincingly pretends to love because keeping up appearances for the family is too important to him even when the reality is he'd rather be a full-time pillow biter; it's not that he was jealous because his wife was getting plowed, it's that he was mad that A-Aron wasn't dicking -him- down that enthusiastically. The wife was always just a prop to lure other men into his bed in hopes that they'd start fucking him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick talked about trying coke at the time at a time when he was being open about his drug use. I don't see any reason for him to be lying. I do wonder if he forgot that he had said 2.5 years ago that he had tried coke for the first time in Jamaica, because now that he says that he was provided it by a stripper, it can be inferred that he was doing drugs with strippers in Jamaica.

As I just said, I 100% agree the coke usage started at the first Hedonism II trip. That's the point in which Nick noticably started to come completely off the rails. It fits perfectly.

What I don't believe is his claim he didn't like it. THAT is the lie that's embedded in the truth. It makes no sense for him to not like it, come back to the U.S., and keep on using it.

Even in those rare occasions Nick tells the truth, he still seasons it with lies. As he did here.

I think he was trying to plant in people's minds that he couldn't be doing coke because "he doesn't like it."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

it's not that he was jealous because his wife was getting plowed, it's that he was mad that A-Aron wasn't dicking -him- down that enthusiastically.

Could be. But I’d argue that like many coomers they continually seek out more and more degenerate porn. Rekieta is a man who carried a full luggage of sex toys around on trips, a sex cross through a hotel, and I have no doubts hedonism was just to fulfill his BLACKED fetish among other coomer idealisms his has in his head. I don’t think this is a standard closeted gay man, but a degenerate masturbator who’s probably going to end up in a tranny polycule wearing a dress getting pissed on.

 

[AnOminous]

I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

You're just such an uncool incel nerd prude child you don't realize all the cool kids do blow with skank hos.