DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Very Honest Content]

he was in the chess club in school.

No school in America has turned down someone from their chess clubs, it's literally a show up and your in extracurricular racket. Even the basketball players at his school were invited there to win actual competitions in the sport so they were allowed to attend classes free.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Not one interviewer has been smart enough to bait him first and then show reciepts. Make the asshole completely deny things then show video proof. At least that'll be funny.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Not one interviewer has been smart enough to bait him first and then show reciepts. Make the asshole completely deny things then show video proof. At least that'll be funny.

Because it never works.

You could find Phil standing over fat Kat's lifeless corpse, drenched in blood, holding the murder weapon and he'd still deny it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

him dominating and mistreating his audience gives him some form of rush.

Absolutely. While simultaneously crying about alleged 'bullies' because they hold him accountable for his lies.

Shameless. I hope he gets hit with some chargebacks.

I do too if 'chargebacks' is the name of new EV buses

He claimed he used to be in the chess club. Bizzare lie.

Given the moobs revelation, he actually said 'chest club'.

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I really would not care if this dude didn't call Max exploitative for using his Dog in content before he died

a fake fireplace and an electric heater? that electric bill has to be almost equal to the mortgage payment at this point.

 

[Balr0g]

a fake fireplace and an electric heater? that electric bill has to be almost equal to the mortgage payment at this point.

"It's a business expense and I still own it" DSP to his tax guy probably

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Not one interviewer has been smart enough to bait him first and then show reciepts. Make the asshole completely deny things then show video proof. At least that'll be funny.

Oddly enough this did happen on DSPREEACKS.

When Phil was doing his live react/debunk of the Joon documentary, he would pause to give his own self-serving statement, then when he unpaused Joon would immediately debunk it, as if he heard Phil's lies.

This happened over and over on the four night streams it took him to watch the entire doc. It's worth a watch if you've never seen it, though I'd recommend watching the WPIG restream rather than Phil's.

 

[Corpun]

Lot's of scumbaggery to unpack from the marathon, but this one stood out to me:

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Note: he received almost $1600 combined (tips, Superchats, Memberships and Kick subs) in the three days prior to the marathon.

He's absolutely insane and completely consumed by one of the most intense forms of greed I've ever seen.

I know this is Mr. Fake PC Gamers but does he have every single steam game unsorted? Shit is insane.

Phil complaining about being put in check, while playing chess, is just peak Phil.
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WHAT A PATTERN PLAYER DOOD! HE JUST CHECKS NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!

No Vampire; he tried Chess, Lollipop Chainsaw, Factorio, and Onimusha. Factorio was rage quit in less than 20 minutes and Lollipop Chainsaw was another Stellar Blade, just without costume clown mode.

So is VTMB of the table or will that be on another stream? It's the one game I want to see him struggle in just to see if he dies to the goons at the Santa Monica beachhouse.

Not one interviewer has been smart enough to bait him first and then show reciepts. Make the asshole completely deny things then show video proof. At least that'll be funny.

There was the SideScrollers interview where DSP disavowed his racist humor and talked about how much he's changed since then and Craig pulled up the slave trade joke right after.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

There was the SideScrollers interview where DSP disavowed his racist humor and talked about how much he's changed since then and Craig pulled up the slave trade joke right after.

Which is why the Stuttering Craig and the rest of the SideScrollers crew will forever be on Phil's shitlist going forward.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is being his usal positive self amirite guys?

And he has the gall to call his detractors being cultish

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[UsedUp]

This is how retarded his dent heads are. let me explain it as thus and what i mean by that is... dent head gets stopped in the street by a rand om person saying hey would you like a reward? A ticket to your favorite musical artitst, $100 enjoy the show!

dent head walks to the venue and approaches the box office i have a ticket to see such and such, that'll be $150 to get into the actual venue, sir. Whaat?

pays the $150, runs into the usher who could be considered the  detractor and informs the dent head that the concert isnt gonna be how you think it is and youll be scammed etc. Dent head responds with jokes on you, I don't even like this band -while aalready spent $250 on band he doesn't like -

Walks into concert hall and takes his seat, final twist. It's not even the actual artitst but a cover band appears on stage and gives you a cope cast on how they won't play the classic hits unless you tip $100, so for each $100 you get their classics so if you don't support, all you'll get is this cover band playing B Sides and unreleased shit that didn't make the cut.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I know we're spoiled for choices here, but is this among one of the worst begathons that he's done? To recap so far:
-Shitty prestream lasting the length of a movie
-Hour and a half of horrible chess
-Nearly an hour stalling for money
-Nearly half an hour of this

-Will now eat before continuing to play games, which will probably take another half hour minimum
Thanks for the 100 goals, dents.

Going back to this to say this was easily in the top 5 worst begathons, because after this we had less than an hour of Lollipop Chainsaw where he pulled a Stellar Blade 2.0 (reminder that he gave the game an 8/10 in 2012 and said it was an honorable mention on his best of list), less than 20 minutes of Factorio before shitting all over his audience, barely an hour of Onimusha, zero WWE despite people voting for it, and the rest of the time was either filling his maw with sweets and/or stalling to get money from dents which could have easily been spent on WWE for his dents. Congrats to the dents that spent $15k, you got exactly what you deserve.

 

[Coke Zero]

Steve's in love with the grift of DSP doing a taxes fundraiser and then doing another one a few weeks later due to getting taxed more because of the higher income from the first fundraiser, so expect a lot of questions around that.

Since Steve is interested in the tax stuff, hopefully he gets phil to explain how the tax fundraisers overlapped with the wwe champions spending. Phil was doing massive begathons for stuff like taxes, bills, saving his house, etc at the same he was admittedly spending a lot of money on wwe champions.

I just want phil to explain why he was guilt tripping his fans so hard for specific stuff he needed money for while also whaling out on mobile games. He shouldn't have spent a single dollar on wwe champions if he was really in dire straits with his tax payments.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Because it never works.

You could find Phil standing over fat Kat's lifeless corpse, drenched in blood, holding the murder weapon and he'd still deny it.

Bugged spousal mechanics dood, nothing I could do!

 

[Culex]

So is VTMB of the table or will that be on another stream? It's the one game I want to see him struggle in just to see if he dies to the goons at the Santa Monica beachhouse.

Pretty sure he hasn’t outright said he doesn’t want to play it, but considering he wants to pick the games for the next marathon, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil is being his usal positive self amirite guys?

And he has the gall to call his detractors being cultish

The very first comment I saw on that video hits the nail on the head.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Underrated moment from yesterday. During his stream chess, Phil's stream was naturally dead silent and since he has the charisma of a rock then there were entire chunks of absolutely no sound. Someone suggests Phil to put some background music and his response was "I didn't prepare any music".
Motherfucker, what you mean "prepare"? You are already playing on a browser, you just open a new tab and search "free royalty music [genre]". Something so simple yet a content creator with 16 years of experience can't come up with something so simple, it's amazing how he has basically zero production value despite blowing +10k on toys for his setup. Just slap that one track from DK Country and you add x10 ambience to the stream, but he can't even do that right, or worse, he can't even bother trying.

Makes me wonder when will Phil discover background music and how he'll treat it like he discovered time travel.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

Phil needs to spend some time in the Daemonculaba.

 

[Comma]

Underrated moment from yesterday. During his stream chess, Phil's stream was naturally dead silent and since he has the charisma of a rock then there were entire chunks of absolutely no sound. Someone suggests Phil to put some background music and his response was "I didn't prepare any music".
Motherfucker, what you mean "prepare"? You are already playing on a browser, you just open a new tab and search "free royalty music [genre]". Something so simple yet a content creator with 16 years of experience can't come up with something so simple, it's amazing how he has basically zero production value despite blowing +10k on toys for his setup. Just slap that one track from DK Country and you add x10 ambience to the stream, but he can't even do that right, or worse, he can't even bother trying.

Makes me wonder when will Phil discover background music and how he'll treat it like he discovered time travel.

Nuuhuhuh, ok guise, listen to this nudnik detracktor Shoma... Shooma... Shuma-Go... Shuma-Gora... well, whatever his dumb name is, it's probably some stoopid detracktor meme. Anyway, listen to what this DUNCE says in the chat. "Wehhhh, but Phiiiil, why don't you just put some royalty-free music on from Yootoobe, wehhhh". Well, you DUMB TROLL. Have you thought about how much EFFORT that takes? WELL?! No, of course, you didn't. Nuhuhuh! You see, first I have to move my mouse from the acktive tahb, over to the empty area on the tahb bar in my browser. Then I have to manually CLICK, with my finger, to open a new tahb. THEN I have to type in w-w-w-daht-y-o-u-t-u-b-e-daht-cahm, with my FINGERS, and press Enter. Then I have to switch my hands AAAHLL the way from the keyboard to my mouse again, click ONCE AGAIN, manual-style with my finger, to put the mouse cursor in the search bahx on Yootoobe. THEN, I have to type HALF A BOOK to see if I can find a playlist with royalty-free music, which the DUMB Yootoobe nerds probably still will flahg as copyright mahterial and get my channel BANNED. I THEN have to click the playlist, and probably will have to fuck around with the volume, because the dumb book-smart - NOT street-smart - Yootoobe "prograhmmers" don't know how to properly code the volume levels, because they don't take into account professional schtreemers like me will use their services. THERE, he's gone. Enjoy your ban, you no-life LOSER!

Anway... let's continue, but I'll have to stretch my legs first. Let me stahp the recording... Ok, now guise... it has been more than TEN MINUTES since the last kahntribution, and we're only at $419, so WE didn't even reach the 3rd GOAL yet, and I've been schtreeming for over AN HOUR. I'm getting worried you guise don't even want to see me eating a slice of cake. If you do, then PLEASE support the schtreem, or else there won't be ANY cake for my mo.. I mean wife and me, ok guise? *SNORT*

Spoiler

I'm sorry.

 

[neger psykolog]

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