Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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NO DAUGHTER, NO CAREER, DYKE WIFE, POOR, FAT AND YOUR LIZARD IS DEAD. HAPPY 4000 PAGES!

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I first came here because I love Sci-fi and wondered if I had ever read anything by Pat ( thankfully I hadn't). It didn't take me long to see what manner of man he was.
There has been some great work and diligent research along the way, but Pat's inability to learn from his mistakes have fueled this thread to a major extent.
In Shakespeare's "The Tempest", the monster called Caliban becomes disgusted when seeing his own reflection in a mirror for the first time - Pat has his own monstrous nature reflected right back at him, day after day, but tells himself he gazes upon the face of a handsome Narcicuss.
Rarely have I come across a person so incapable of self-reflection, he will never learn.
 
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there's only one way to celebrate 4000 pages of fat.

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Good idea. Here's some of the classics I found on my phone:

The ringleader strikes back:
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Everybody loves me, stalker:
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Winsconsin Exports:
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You doxed me, Stalker!!
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Messaging his friends:
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Messaging his friends 2:
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Messaging his friends 3:
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Messaging his friends 4:
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Messaging his friends 5:
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Messaging his friends 6:
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Messaging his friends 7:
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Remembering the real King of gym selfies:
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Mr. Empathy:
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A special boy who is definitely NOT autistic:
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A real tough guy:
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Tiny Timmying - The full Collection:
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Edit: a Brotherman reminded us of this classic:
 
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It's a good time to post the obligatory reminder about this jingle! Enjoy having it stuck in your head for the next week, stalker.
The AI music festival began here, for anyone who would like to walk down memory lane. Just over a year ago.
It's the motto of the SFWA.

Seriously I actually have no idea where that's from I just found it in one of my archive folders searching for something else.
This was some Milwaukee comic related interview Patrick did ages ago. Here is a longer clip.
 
I refuse to believe these are real people. Nobody is this fucking detached from reality.
You are on this site, in this thread, you know they exist out there, calling them people is a stretch though, I believe the correct term would be "bug men", or "city folk" if you want to be nicer about it.
 
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