Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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I don't want to seem like I'm promoting Ellen's porn, but she should really stop sexualizing teenagers, considering her kid is one.

It's like she's a creepy man in a woman's body. It's because of people like you that schools are changing their uniforms to remove skirts.

The internet will be perverted about everything, but that doesn't mean you should be too.

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth to see people sexualize kids. I love uniforms and I used to wish I could go to some fancy uniform school. Just because a kid is developing breasts does not mean it's okay to sexualize them!
Yeesh Ellen. You're almost as bad as a fujoshi.

You're such a hypocrite.
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So tired of these Quirk Chunguses.
I’ve seen several trucks with giant Trump or Let’s Go Brandon flags in Alberta. I bet the middle of the country would not mind being annexed to America.
Are you guys okay? Are you sure they're not American invaders?

Have they been grilling burgers?
 
I guess Ellen has half assed abandoned Reddit. Threads seems to be her new hug box. Maybe she got tired of people saying “I’m tired of everything with you being political” and it ran her off.
Maybe. She still posts plenty of political comics to reddit. Any complaints and dissent get swept up by jannies. I'm not sure why some of her comics only get posted to Threads.

Unrelated. Here are a couple recent comics I don't think were posted in the thread.
 
"Tee-hee, I'm so quirky not like other girls. I peg my husband is the ass every night and treat him like my bitch. TAKE THAT PATRIARCHY!"
You got the wrong meme. This is the girl dinner meme. She's just recycling an old meme about how women eat processed garbage if there's no one to impress. I don't think attributing culinary genius to men is part of the original meme though.
 
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“Being shitty to others makes you a bad person!” She says when shitting on male writers, men in general, Trump supporters, and now gamers I guess. The call is coming from inside the house and she’s never going to realize it.
 
Canadians are always so behind on American culture that it's embarrassing. She's just now getting to 2013 online millennial politics as a 45 year old. She doesn't even portray herself as a real human. She's like Cathy if Cathy got knocked up in her late 30s with retarded kids and discovered social media to overcome her negative self-worth.
 
She's just now getting to 2013 online millennial politics as a 45 year old.
Kinda reminds me of Blobby and Friends in a way, since they had that same problem. I’m half expecting her to complain about women supposedly only having “sexy” Halloween costumes to choose from later this year (even though she’d probably definitely draw herself as a sexy witch one-upping the haters).
 

Ellen needs to read some Shojo manga if she thinks "10/10 models being obsessed with a dishwater main character" is unique to male writers.
 
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