What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[indomitable snowman]

Having a YouTube streaming career (god help us) lowers your immune system. I don't know how or why but I swear youtubers are constantly flirting with death with how often they have conditions, sicknessness and deaths in their family.

I think it's a combination of
>Being inside and sitting all day
>Eating ubereats slop all the time
>Mental stress of complying with twitch/youtube/audience rules to not scream NIGGER FAGGOT or have a mildly incorrect opinion.

Here's a map of where you can't fly

Interesting, here's why according to the NPS

https://parkplanning.nps.gov/projectHome.cfm?projectID=28052

EIS to evaluate Alternatives for achieving substantial restoration of natural quiet at Grand Canyon National Park, as required by Public Law 100-91 in 1987. Special Flight Rules were first established at GRCA in 1988 by FAA regulations, and have been updated several times since.

More information here

https://www.nps.gov/grca/learn/management/overflights.htm

Having hiked through the canyon before, it can be quite peaceful down there. There are helicopters that fly down into the canyon for maintenance or emergency and they are quite loud, echoing across the canyon walls. Apparently Bill Clinton had Air Force 1 fly into or near the canyon at one point so I guess he got to break the rules.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Having a YouTube streaming career (god help us) lowers your immune system. I don't know how or why but I swear youtubers are constantly flirting with death with how often they have conditions, sicknessness and deaths in their family.

Same thing seems to happen to fan fiction writers. Especially ones on AO3.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Same thing seems to happen to fan fiction writers. Especially ones on AO3.

They are all pooners who are predisposed to munching out in other ways due to their raging, untreatable personality disorders.

I want more creepy North America, where do I get that?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I think it's a combination of
>Being inside and sitting all day
>Eating ubereats slop all the time
>Mental stress of complying with twitch/youtube/audience rules to not scream NIGGER FAGGOT or have a mildly incorrect opinion.

They also exaggerate every little cold they get into a super deadly illness for pity points and more donations. I see it all the time in the Skyrim modding community with, "oh boohoo muh mental health!!!" or claiming that their router was DDoS'ed while they were in the hospital for super deadly pneumonia because they added a cuckold fantasy to their cringe follower mod. If you're main source of income is based on content creation you probably have BPD if you're a female or you're a narcistic faggot if you're a dude.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Something* prevents Native Americans from the southwestern US from telling certain secrets.

Yeah, Meth and Firewater.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

The forced destruction of popular media.

I just want to add Kingdom Cum Deliverance 2 and Ghost of Tsushima 2 to this theory, which continues to be true, even with how retarded it sounds.

 

[goh]

I just want to add Kingdom Cum Deliverance 2 and Ghost of Tsushima 2 to this theory, which continues to be true, even with how retarded it sounds.

I think Kingdom Come's destruction was 100% planned. The first game became a right-wing darling before release for its historical accuracy. Somebody wants to tarnish the series out of petty spite.
No idea about Ghosts of Tsushima's reputation, but I think that's more like incestuous hiring practices and general woke bullshittery.

Also to respond to one thing about your original post: The Sopranos has a perfect ending, you swine.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

No idea about Ghosts of Tsushima's reputation

Seen as a good, 'based' game with a decent story inline with foreigners bad.
GoT2, called Ghost of Yotei, has a female protagonist in ancient, feudal japan because reasons and two of the senior writers for DA:failguard are writing the characters and story.

 

[Justice Tony]

MBM isn’t dead, he has just been recalled to Tel Aviv since Mossad has had enough fun with Chance.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

They also exaggerate every little cold they get into a super deadly illness for pity points and more donations. I see it all the time in the Skyrim modding community with, "oh boohoo muh mental health!!!" or claiming that their router was DDoS'ed while they were in the hospital for super deadly pneumonia because they added a cuckold fantasy to their cringe follower mod. If you're main source of income is based on content creation you probably have BPD if you're a female or you're a narcistic faggot if you're a dude.

Honestly, if I was in the position where the only job I had was streaming I would absolutely occasionally just say "got a fever" and then knock off to go do coke or something.

 

[Otterly]

And likely that selfie camera is not actually off even when you think it is.

Yeah I think this is true. It’s notable how you cannot buy a phone case with a sliding cover for the front camera. I mean I’m sure one exists somewhere, but none are mainstream. And you can’t have one of those webcam cover things to stick in because all the cutouts for the camera on the screen protectors don’t allow it.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Repost fro us politics gen 2-

Has anyone noticed that a lot of elites encourage seizure of the commoner’s work tools? They offer something in return that is either ineffective or makes the job take 3-100xs longer. For example, Cate Blanchet did a rant about leaf blowers

https://www.tiktok.com/@katewheeeler/video/7358794083625717025

She says they are obnoxious and asks “What happened to the broom?” I use leaf blowers for my job. If I used a broom instead what would take me 1 minute would take 15 minutes. Then I heard about Idris Elba saying pointed knives are unnecessary.

Spoiler

(What he actually said “Not all kitchen knives need to have a point on them. That sounds like a crazy thing to say, but actually, it would reduce- you know, you can still cut your food without the point on your knife, which is an innovative way to sort of look at it.”)

What about the chefs, fishermen, and farmers that use a pointed blade every day and sometimes ALL DAY?

Anyway, pay attention, you will notice celebrities doing this regularly. They think we’re dogs and they demand we walk on our hind legs.

 

[NoReturn]

Repost fro us politics gen 2-

Has anyone noticed that a lot of elites encourage seizure of the commoner’s work tools? They offer something in return that is either ineffective or makes the job take 3-100xs longer. For example, Cate Blanchet did a rant about leaf blowers

https://www.tiktok.com/@katewheeeler/video/7358794083625717025

She says they are obnoxious and asks “What happened to the broom?” I use leaf blowers for my job. If I used a broom instead what would take me 1 minute would take 15 minutes. Then I heard about Idris Elba saying pointed knives are unnecessary.

Spoiler

(What he actually said “Not all kitchen knives need to have a point on them. That sounds like a crazy thing to say, but actually, it would reduce- you know, you can still cut your food without the point on your knife, which is an innovative way to sort of look at it.”)

What about the chefs, fishermen, and farmers that use a pointed blade every day and sometimes ALL DAY?

Anyway, pay attention, you will notice celebrities doing this regularly. They think we’re dogs and they demand we walk on our hind legs.

It's because they don't work. It's like the bugmen who finally buy a home and say "I'm going to use a push-mower so I can be like that guy at the end of Just a Dream!" Then immediately abandon it once they realize how much of a pain in the ass mowing with a push-mower actually is.

 

[Screamer_2]

The leaf blower thing is a lazy stand-up routine that is copied and copied. They need something to say to try and be interesting and that's the most relatable thing they can remember someone saying. "Yes that was loud and annoying." They of course have never had to clear leaves themselves to know how much fucking easier it is with a leaf blower. They don't even know you can use them to pile leaves up to remove. That's how far detached they are from yard work.

It's better than, "Don't you hate it when your private chef keeps giving you salmon for lunch."

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Everyone's heard of the Illuminati, lizard people etc but there probably are secret cabals of important people who have influence over governments. Not because they're satanic cannibals but to protect business interests.

 

[NoReturn]

Everyone's heard of the Illuminati, lizard people etc but there probably are secret cabals of important people who have influence over governments. Not because they're satanic cannibals but to protect business interests.

This is a certainty. We may not know who they are, but there are people out there who have the ear of the people we see.

 

[Core Theorist]

(...)secret cabals of important people who have influence over governments(...)

(...)This is a certainty(...)

Let's be realistic, there's multiple and they all hate the general public and each-other.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I believe that a lot of modern day antisemitism/racism is controlled opposition. The self proclaimed racists/antisemites claim to be well researched, when in reality their opinions are formed by videos spoonfed to them by Mark SHECKELSburg (Instagram), China (Tiktok), and Youtube. The most research that these racists/antisemites are willing to do is search some statistic on Google (which is censored in order to remove """""""Russian propoganda""""""") or WikiTrannypedia. No stalker child, you are not against the mainstream narrative or counterculture or oppressed. You are, as you refer to everyone with a somewhat normal opinion as, a "niggercattle".
I haven't done too much research into this yet. This is mainly me reflecting on observations that I have made on these people in the real world.

 

[Honest Fan Soni-chan]

I believe that a lot of modern day antisemitism/racism is controlled opposition. The self proclaimed racists/antisemites claim to be well researched, when in reality their opinions are formed by videos spoonfed to them by Mark SHECKELSburg (Instagram), China (Tiktok), and Youtube. The most research that these racists/antisemites are willing to do is search some statistic on Google (which is censored in order to remove """""""Russian propoganda""""""") or WikiTrannypedia. No stalker child, you are not against the mainstream narrative or counterculture or oppressed. You are, as you refer to everyone with a somewhat normal opinion as, a "niggercattle".
I haven't done too much research into this yet. This is mainly me reflecting on observations that I have made on these people in the real world.

Fwiw, WLP founded National Alliance because he found most people trying to join WN/NS organizations to be (paraphrasing) losers, freaks, and lost people looking for any cause and he didn't want any of that shit in his organization.

 

[Celestial Peace]

How much of a conspiracy "Pearl Harbor was a false flag operation" is considered? Because there's no way Americans weren't expecting Japanese to retaliate after the embargo which Americans only bothered to after Japan invaded Southeast Asia which was a French colony at the time.