Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

Times up saber spark!
As awful as Saberspark is, at least he's never enthusiastically fawned over Shadman or drawn Microsoft Paint lolicon art for Bluesky like you have.

Stop it, you're not like us.

@KosherFarms.net you should have this thread out of Prospering Grounds, I think either Animal Control or Internet Famous is good enough.

Talk to Staff thread is really helpful.
He's definitely either IF or GW, but leaning more towards Internet Famous. He doesn't really exploit the sociopolitical currents to accrue clout and wealth like the other denizens of Grift Wars. He's just some faggot with a semi-popular Youtube channel because he discusses animation sloptent and then routinely shoves his political bend into those videos.

Actually, the more I think about it, he could go in either. Regardless, he's not so much an Animal Control candidate because his "Saberspark is a furry" meme is a fanbase in-joke rather than a result of him being an active member of the furry fandom.

there’s the move threads out of PG thread
Unfortunately, it's not a guarantee that your thread will be considered or reviewed even if you post it in there. Probably a result of a lack of moderators equipped to field the potential threads.
 
The only reason his fans are even remotely shocked to find out that Saberspark has the faggiest, most manipulative criticisms of political media that doesn't align with his ideological slant is because they're even fucking dumber than he is. No fucking shit he mindlessly and misleadingly dumped all over FreedomToons. FT is the ideological enemy and there's no bad tactics to them, only bad targets.

He's a sad, old soy goy whose greatest contribution to society is hour long reviews of Bluey. Just try to picture any other time in humanity where the masses line up to hear the political dialogue of the childless middle aged guy who spent his intellectual life reviewing Dr. Seuss.
He's mad that him and his ilk will never be known outside of his soy-slop on YT videos. This applies to most media reviewers on there. I'm glad FreedomToons wiped the floor with this faggot.
 
Actually, the more I think about it, he could go in either. Regardless, he's not so much an Animal Control candidate because his "Saberspark is a furry" meme is a fanbase in-joke rather than a result of him being an active member of the furry fandom.
This is his current Xitter profile picture.
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Also, he's receiving a lot of criticism on X for deceptively editing Freedomtoons' clips.
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Sabersparks new vid and the videos of a lot of people that spin shit into politics hell made me notice the narrative surrounding woke has now shifted from "what is woke even chud? It only started being a thing in the 2010s to discredit lfbtq+ supporters! it makes no sense! you're weird! we're reclaiming it to be aware of racial ansd genderinjustiices!" to a distortion of the actual history of the term I've constantly brought up in here, meaning whatever game journopro ass shit current youtube's got going on probably browses here and glanced over me or someone else that brought it up whenever the term woke came up.

The distortion for those who don't want to watch the vid is treating it like the 60s-70s lingo woke that carried up until the 2010s was from earlier and had the same definition of modern stereotype woke but non-sarcastic, so basically the same as their "reclaimed" version. so race/gender war shit and not fucking the mere act of being awake of dark intents. Stay woke on that shit for real I'm not gonna forget these political agenda minded types were sweeping the og definition for the last few years under the rug as "an obscure unrelated aave term". They of course never used to bring up it meant being aware, usually of malicious manipulations in society from places of authority. That wouldn't help them!

King of the Hill is not a parody of right-wing people. It's a portrayal of an average middle class family in middle America/the American South.
His coverage of king of the hill in this video unironically made me fucking angry with how two faced it was. He out one mouth acts like hank hill is a stand in for "feeble minded voters/right wingers who lose their mind over a handshake" and then later acts like he never did that bringing up hank as a means to try and lecture someone about what a good nuanced animated series dad should be like.

These people are fucking creepy and they can’t even use the excuse with shit like the old Batman cartoon. Bluey is a little kids show, through and through.
I've noticed batman adaptation stuff in general tends to do a pretty good job balancing out "being ok for kids to watch but also having stories and characters that appeal to basically any age demographic". There's probably like 5000 30 minute or 5 hour youtube video essay goyslop/soyslop vids about that out there but I'mnot watching them for something very easily observable from years of witnessing batman's existence.

Seeing batman mentioned after I went on the ramble about definition of woke just reminded me of the christian guy that walks around atlantic city dressed as batman's various interviews online again
 
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just watched it. wow god forbid someone has a biased opinion on something, fucking hell I knew it was bad but I didn’t know it was THIS bad. His opinion was “DEY DONT MAKE FUN OF DA BOTH SIEDZ!“ also bold of him to talk about office jobs when he makes bank sitting there and talking about bluey

edit: speaking of bluey adults, I don’t think me or my wife have ever sat down for five minutes and watched bluey with our daughter.
Funny thing is Seamus has went after both sides he's made jokes on RFK jr., Elon musk heck anti woke dog exists as a way to make fun of Mr. Birchum and the new norm
 
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