Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

Went to college but didn't graduate.

Dumb question, but who the fuck is "Connecticut Dave"? (I assume Derp Fuhrer is Trump)

 

[a hapless toad]

Dumb question, but who the fuck is "Connecticut Dave"? (I assume Derp Fuhrer is Trump)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_McCormick

 

[Spoonomancer]

New Loumission time! Been a while since there's been a new Loumission, and by a new artist no less. I don't recognize this artist at all in my recollections of Lou commissioning artist in spite of him being on his hands and knees worried about his family becoming homeless if Lou didn't get just one more $10 donation or some equally insane Lou Inconsistency. Lou always has an attraction to artists who draw some ugly part of artwork, and his description goes into detail what Lou thinks Therian is, in an idea so wrong that Lou somehow thinks that the Therian community is actually the Pluralism community, as much as both of these communities connect with furries looking to earn oppression points and not actually identify with Therians or suffer from DID.

Spoiler: Guess what? A New tittycat

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59803219/ / https://archive.ph/3VSoU archive attempt, Archive doesn't have their FA account available yet on the website and Lou has his page locked to FA members only.

and just for posterity, here's the description and archive of the artist's original version.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59802743/ / https://archive.ph/32AJr archive attempt, same as above.

Loumission price is... Presumably $40? It has shading which indicates that it's not the artist's $35 option and somehow the $35 options are uglier than what we see in the spoiler.

Man, it's almost like being a toxic asshole who does nothing but e-beg and put other down eventually gets black-listed no matter where they go.

Doesn't help that Lou has also been testing the waters and seeing how far he can get his "Death Camps or Suicide for US Voters and the Mentally Ill for not giving the Gagliardi Clan more Disability funds" Disqus personality on Bluesky.

 

[JaneThough]

No joke, every time I see Lou post another abomination he paid actual US currency for, it makes me wonder if I shouldn't dust off the old sketch book. I don't think I can handle the degeneracy though, for every commission we see, wtf are they asking for that even they are too ashamed to share?

 

[Slowbro]

New Loumission time! Been a while since there's been a new Loumission, and by a new artist no less. I don't recognize this artist at all in my recollections of Lou commissioning artist in spite of him being on his hands and knees worried about his family becoming homeless if Lou didn't get just one more $10 donation or some equally insane Lou Inconsistency. Lou always has an attraction to artists who draw some ugly part of artwork, and his description goes into detail what Lou thinks Therian is, in an idea so wrong that Lou somehow thinks that the Therian community is actually the Pluralism community, as much as both of these communities connect with furries looking to earn oppression points and not actually identify with Therians or suffer from DID.

Spoiler: Guess what? A New tittycat

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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59803219/ / https://archive.ph/3VSoU archive attempt, Archive doesn't have their FA account available yet on the website and Lou has his page locked to FA members only.

and just for posterity, here's the description and archive of the artist's original version.
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59802743/ / https://archive.ph/32AJr archive attempt, same as above.

Loumission price is... Presumably $40? It has shading which indicates that it's not the artist's $35 option and somehow the $35 options are uglier than what we see in the spoiler.

Doesn't help that Lou has also been testing the waters and seeing how far he can get his "Death Camps or Suicide for US Voters and the Mentally Ill for not giving the Gagliardi Clan more Disability funds" Disqus personality on Bluesky.

It looks like one of his friends bought this particular abomination, it's probably the ugliest one he's gotten in a while. That face is rough, it looks so flat and odd. I wonder if he chose the artist, or his buddy did?



This explains why he's always breaking the jars of sauce, but never mentions noodles. Is he really just mopping up sauce with bread every night? No wonder he looks so rough lately.

 

[Spunt]

Jesus that looks like the result of a lab accident involving a zebra and a lemur, it's one of the most hideous things Lou has ever commissioned. I guess it reflects Lou in that it's so ugly to look at it actually makes you uneasy.

Look at that thing and realise someone whacks off to that. THAT.

Normalising furries was the worst mistake the internet ever made.

 

[Stop Gap]

I don't expect Lou to be anything but an idiot who speaks lies and nonsense, but I'm curious about this development where Lou's beloved ancestral food is giving him tummy troubles. What ingredient is in spaghetti that isn't in the "thing of buns" he's slurping down instead?

 

[a hapless toad]

Imagine thinking a jar of Ragu is the "good" stuff.

His ancestors are rolling over in their graves.

 

[Solid Snek]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_McCormick

Ah, ok, ty.

Wikipedia says he owns a home in Connecticut, like basically every hedge fund manager, so despite the fact that he was apparently born and raised a Good Yinzer Boyo, just down the street from Lou in a Pittsburgh suburb, I guess his home ownership qualifies him as a carpetbagging Yankee.

And he's probably white, too. Blech!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The pink shading on that thing make it look like it has some kind of rash.

 

[kazuhiro]

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That abomination's midsection resembles a scrunched-up face.

And scrolling a little further down, let's just say it looks like it needs to learn how to tuck.

 

[The Dude]

That abomination's midsection resembles a scrunched-up face.
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And scrolling a little further down, let's just say it looks like it needs to learn how to tuck.

Well, it IS a tranny titanic tiddy tigger. How else would the viewer know it's a tranny if not for the obvious bulge and tanny fag flag?

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

We don’t “claim” shit Lou, EVERY Laptop and Tablet thats been recorded is entirely from your own fat, toothless mouth.

God, I wish I could respond to that with photos of half of your laptop / tablet hoard you gloat about online. What a smug faggot.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

it's probably the ugliest one he's gotten in a while.

Why is the tail so out of proportion? The tip is the same size as the things head. Wait, I don't want to know.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lou you fat spaghetti nigger, talking about how you only have these specific electronic devices and you need another. Everything you would use a laptop for you could do from that iPad with keyboard. And we never said you sell them on the black market, we said that you will whine and bitch and come up with every excuse on the planet for why you need another new electronic and once you get bored with it or find some new shiny you post it for sale on your local Craigslist/Facebook Market place, which fine, it may be skeevy as fuck to keep doing that but we wouldn't have as much of a problem with it except your sale conditions are always so weirdly specific and non-negotiable with such a narrow time window for someone to pick it up that it feels like you do it to lend weight to your next plea for money. "Guys I had to sell my (electronic device) to get money for food for my 5 year old nephew" except with just a casual bit of digging you can see the lie. These morons really should see the lists that we have of just how many electronics he's gone through since the creation of this thread.

 

[Solid Snek]

lol.

> cops to having three devices
> would have more, but he sold them on the black market
> two of the devices are mobile
> doesn't travel
> needs a fourth mobile device to travel anyway I guess?

I NEED HELP


I almost feel a twinge of sympathy for this Megan dude, because he's probably in danger of entering the second sphere of the grift - losing his time and money. But alas, he's bragging about blocklists, and if you're being ignorant on purpose, ignoring vast seas of information proudly and by design, than as the Anchuent Romans used to say, Vae Blocked-Us.

 

[a hapless toad]

Ah, ok, ty.

Wikipedia says he owns a home in Connecticut, like basically every hedge fund manager, so despite the fact that he was apparently born and raised a Good Yinzer Boyo, just down the street from Lou in a Pittsburgh suburb, I guess his home ownership qualifies him as a carpetbagging Yankee.

And he's probably white, too. Blech!

I just remembered I actually sperged about this a year and a half ago lol.

What on earth...

He was born and raised in the Pittsburgh area. He graduated from high school in Bloomsburg, PA. He lived out of state from 1983 to 1996 while he was at West Point, serving in Iraq as an Airborne Ranger, and then Princeton. He lived in Pittsburgh again from 1996 until 2009 when he moved to Connecticut. Saying he's FROM Connecticut because he's lived there for 14 years when he was literally born and raised in PA and spent more than half of his life there is absolute Lou-tarded logic.

Also bitch that's not what carpetbagger means.

 

[Solid Snek]

I just remembered I actually sperged about this a year and a half ago lol.

HA, the fat cunt really did call him a carpetbagger.

die lou

 

[In the Sick of It]

"Garçon, a bottle of your finest Ragu!"
"Here you are, sir..."
Smashes jar onto floor
"ANOTHER! AND BRING ME SIX SLICES OF TOAST AND AN iPAD!"
"Very well, sir..."

 

[Spoonomancer]

"Garçon, a bottle of your finest Ragu!"
"Here you are, sir..."
Smashes jar onto floor
"ANOTHER! AND BRING ME SIX SLICES OF TOAST AND AN iPAD!"
"Very well, sir..."

You missed two death threats and one mention of Garçon being mentally ill because he did something wrong with Lou.