Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Either way, there's no walking this back; and he knows as well as the rest of us that he can expect to see comments about it under every one of his utoobs.
I'm pretty sure he used up all those eggs in his next video where he made scrambled eggs in a half-dozen failed ways.

Those eggs are gone and we'll never see them again. He will seethe and cope as this astoundingly retarded fuckup is mentioned any time he ever talks about eggs again. He is probably so traumatized he will start twitching at the mere mention of lime anything.
 
This is hands down the most retarded recipe video I have ever witnessed.


Because the very thing I want during Valentine's Day is my significant other to get me a set of fucking pans during our night's out telling me to go back to the kitchen. Scalfatty isn't just a fat retard, he lacks common sense. He's basically a vegetable.


They are decent for lazy people. The ones who doesn't want to learn how to properly season a cast iron or carbon steel pan. All of these hexclad styled plastic coated so called "hybrid" pans comes out of the one Chinese factory who invented it. They paid enough money to buy Gordon Ramsay's soul.

It's honestly not a bad product, but it's severely overhyped. Also contrary to what the Bri'ish chef does, don't use metal utensils on it. It's still plastic coated.
Or just learn how to season a fucking pan, it's not that hard. For acidic food, just use stainless steel.
Hexclads also come with instructions that explain that you have to season them before use, since there's still exposed stainless steel that can stick. If I had to guess, Tammy seasoned these before the video because Jack's too lazy and I don't see the chocolate sliding out like that otherwise. If you watch reviewers try them without seasoning them, they stick pretty bad.

I can't see any reason to get one when cast iron and carbon steel pans are a comparable amount of work and won't get teflon in your food (or fail due to the teflon eventually delaminating).
 
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This picture disgusts me. Just a plate of random chicken pieces covered in his go to MSG/seed oil/sugar rub. The stupid fucking avatar in the bottom right is just the pimento on top of the party cheese salad. *chefs kiss*
 
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This picture disgusts me. Just a plate of random chicken pieces covered in his go to MSG/seed oil/sugar rub. The stupid fucking avatar in the bottom right is just the pimento on top of the party cheese salad. *chefs kiss*
Of course the best part of the Superbowl for him is the food he gets to eat.

I mean I'm not into sportsball but I would think a real fan would be into the game and the food is only there as an extra. All this goes to show is Fatty is using this as an excuse to gorge himself on meat and grease.
 
All this goes to show is Fatty is using this as an excuse to gorge himself on meat and grease.

As if Jack needs an excuse to shovel that into his cock receptacle.

I wonder how long it would take Jack to die if he had a water diet. He's three, probably more, times the weight he should be and is about as mobile as a heap of shit he is.
 
Jack posts this just about every Sunday. He never gets to speak at his megachurch, it’s just the social media equivalent of the crucifix necklace he wears.
Jack is a complete fraud at everything. A fraud as a youtube "chef". A fraud as a Christian. I remember he was on stream last year and was spouting out his usual divisive and hateful political garbage and someone brought up the teachings of Christ with regard to tolerance and love. Jack almost boy's club'ed him and scolded him about how talking about peace and love is "not helping anyone" and that he was "part of the problem" that was ruining the country.
 
What's wrong with MSG?
If you're not allergic nor sensitive (stomach cramps or other digestive issues for example)? Normally nothing in sensible amounts like salt.
If you have had multiple strokes, are the owner of a gimp arm, and look like thisScreenshot_2025-02-10-01-35-18-199_com.brave.browser.jpg
Maybe lay off the sodium
Especially the shit he makes and goes for which is absolutely packed with more salt and msg than actual flavor
 
MSG is a cheap hack that makes everything palatable. Any cook that relies on MSG is a shit cook. Plus it makes everything taste like cheap Chinese takeout.
MSG is just a little cheat code to add umami flavor to a dish. There's nothing wrong with it, but people tend to overuse it thanks to cooktubers like that obnoxious Uncle Roger
 
Jack is a complete fraud at everything. A fraud as a youtube "chef". A fraud as a Christian. I remember he was on stream last year and was spouting out his usual divisive and hateful political garbage and someone brought up the teachings of Christ with regard to tolerance and love. Jack almost boy's club'ed him and scolded him about how talking about peace and love is "not helping anyone" and that he was "part of the problem" that was ruining the country.
Evangelical trash like Jack are the worst. You point out what Jesus said and they just disregard it like the pieces of trash they are
 
Isn't there a grade school science experiment where you dissolve an egg's shell using vinegar water? I recall the inside of the raw egg having this oddly strong rubbery membrane that was clear enough to see the raw yolk. Do you think the lime water will be acidic enough to do this to Jack's eggs, and will he catch the transformation on video?
 
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