Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Trombonista]

Let bubba change his shitty diapers.

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Eighth Amendment.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Question from the OP. it says he never graduated is that high school or community college?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Question from the OP. it says he never graduated is that high school or community college?

High school. He quit two weeks before graduation.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

High school. He quit two weeks before graduation.

why .... how? (also how do we know this).



He wasn't faking the 'tism back then

 

[Tahini Sauce]

I was watching Mr. Beefy’s coverage of the phone call he just had with his mom and honestly it was hard to listen to. Knowing she’s in a nursing home, asking why she won’t see him. Manipulating her by saying dad should see him and not her. And her saying no one ever calls her or talks to her…these poor folks should be enjoying their golden years in their homes, getting visits from grandkids, and just enjoying each others company. The urge to fedpost about Andy is insane

There's something about malingerers and "victimhood olympics" participants that make people wish the worst on them. It must be that when you first start watching videos about him, he seems like someone who has not suffered for a day in his life, so you would hope that living through real struggles would give him some perspective and teach him things like humility and gratitude.

That would work on a normal person, but Andy isn't normal.

If he did experience anything negative that would give other people real reasons to see him as helpless or unfortunate, he'd milk the shit out of it until no one felt sorry for him anymore. Goading people into giving in to the anger he causes so they'll make him a real victim is what he's doing. That's why he records so much and posts it publicly. He probably thinks that he's going to get to cash in on winning a lawsuit when someone finally snaps and assaults him. He's hoping it will be a police officer, hospital staff, or his own family.

Weirdly enough, being nice to Andy while refusing to give him what he wants is what he hates the most. I wish I understood what sort of experiences create a bottomless pit of a human being like this. He knows he isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Project Zircon]

I think the most incredible thing about Andy is that if he lived in any other point of human history he would have starved to death in the gutter. This is truly a man who only lives because of the benevolence of society. I think this why compared to most lolcows he fills people with such a real burning ire, because he is truly an unredeemable parasite on American society. His continued existence stems from the moral confusion of society on how to deal with him. He is truly a cuckoo in America’s nest.

 

[anliteralidiot]

why .... how? (also how do we know this).



He wasn't faking the 'tism back then

I've heard his parents say this, but I can't point you at a specific video.
And the how is just he refused to go.

If he did experience anything negative that would give other people real reasons to see him as helpless or unfortunate, he'd milk the shit out of it until no one felt sorry for him anymore. Goading people into giving in to the anger he causes so they'll make him a real victim is what he's doing. That's why he records so much and posts it publicly. He probably thinks that he's going to get to cash in on winning a lawsuit when someone finally snaps and assaults him. He's hoping it will be a police officer, hospital staff, or his own family.

Except... He has gone through some experiences that are unfortunate. Someone did sexually assault him as a child, be it Michael or a neighbor kid. He had mental problems are a child that were severe enough to warrant staying in the mental hospital. He doesn't touch on those a lot, but he's definitely overplayed being hit by a car.

But, he hates his dad telling doctors that he was molested by someone shoving a stick up his butt, and you don't really hear anything about his childhood, other than Andy screaming about how it's all autism, and everyone ignored the autism signs.

 

[Tahini Sauce]

Except... He has gone through some experiences that are unfortunate. Someone did sexually assault him as a child, be it Michael or a neighbor kid. He had mental problems are a child that were severe enough to warrant staying in the mental hospital. He doesn't touch on those a lot, but he's definitely overplayed being hit by a car. But, he hates his dad telling doctors that he was molested by someone shoving a stick up his butt, and you don't really hear anything about his childhood, other than Andy screaming about how it's all autism, and everyone ignored the autism signs.

Interesting. I guess he is trying to get the sympathy and attention he feels he missed out on as a child, although it seems like his family loves him and would have been there for him. It's mind-blowing to me that he's surrounded by the resources he needs to help him with issues he really has, and he continues to lie.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Interesting. I guess he is trying to get the sympathy and attention he feels he missed out on as a child, although it seems like his family loves him and would have been there for him. It's mind-blowing to me that he's surrounded by the resources he needs to help him with issues he really has, and he continues to lie.

I wholeheartedly agree.
His dad wasn't always there as a kid, because Tom was a trucker, and his mom tried to keep some of the worst of Andy's illnesses from Tom. Andy's said his dad didn't advocate for him like his mom did, and maybe that's why he focusses on Tom so much... But I think it's because Andy's driven by the diaper lust, and Tom's the only* person in the house who might be capable of changing him, since his mom is so sick.

*His brother Joe probably could do it, but he's willing to fight Andy, and Andy is looking for an easy target.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

His dad wasn't always there as a kid, because Tom was a trucker, and his mom tried to keep some of the worst of Andy's illnesses from Tom.

That would explain why andy is so confrontational with Tom.
When he talks to Tom, andy hams up the passive aggressive behavior. the snapping, the baby talk, the needless starting of fights, the weird non-sequiturs that do nothing but provoke (Hey dayb, you know I blew a fart?).
He wants his dad to take care of him like his mom used to since she's got one foot in the grave but Tom doesn't have the same kind of patience for Andy's BS like Janet did.
Andy wants Tom to be his new mom, since the old mom is broken.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Andy crashing out again watch out!

 

[depressed_kiwi]

Andy crashing out again watch out!

Preservetube Archive

 

[Governor Rocknar]

Andy's such a manipulative little fucker

He lives off of others pity and time and the second he's not getting what he wants he just goes "well then I'm going to run away and that's not safe cuz I'm a fucking retard so if I get hurt it's your fault bye now!"

Really he's one of the most detestable cows we have on this site.

Andy is trying to be Trelane from the Star Trek episode. Maybe we can get him on SNW?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Meanwhile, Joe went to a car show and had a good time.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

There's something about malingerers and "victimhood olympics" participants that make people wish the worst on them. It must be that when you first start watching videos about him, he seems like someone who has not suffered for a day in his life, so you would hope that living through real struggles would give him some perspective and teach him things like humility and gratitude.

That would work on a normal person, but Andy isn't normal.

If he did experience anything negative that would give other people real reasons to see him as helpless or unfortunate, he'd milk the shit out of it until no one felt sorry for him anymore. Goading people into giving in to the anger he causes so they'll make him a real victim is what he's doing. That's why he records so much and posts it publicly. He probably thinks that he's going to get to cash in on winning a lawsuit when someone finally snaps and assaults him. He's hoping it will be a police officer, hospital staff, or his own family.

Weirdly enough, being nice to Andy while refusing to give him what he wants is what he hates the most. I wish I understood what sort of experiences create a bottomless pit of a human being like this. He knows he isn't fooling anyone.

It's between 7 to 10 years from 1992 to 1995 that it was reported to police Andy was either the one sexually molesting or he was BEING molested. This was probably more or less the same Andy we have today. Andy couldn't communicate and to him everything is a re-living of that event. (Jan 2024 meltdown) - Andy's behaviors always follow Antecedent (what made Andy start his behavior) - Behavior (what Andy does physically and verbally, what did Andy start behaving once he had his meltdown.)

Which brings us to Consequence (The aftermath of Andy's temper tantrum. Andy calls 911 and has the police and fire-rescue come out and it's all because Andy refuses to put on one of his diapers on his own.)

"The Language of Andy"

"I need HELP!" - Andy wants attention on something,

"Your confusing me" - Andy is unable to sort ideas in his head if it doesn't go his way, Andy expects people to confuse him.

"Please leave me alone!" - Andy wants to be alone in a room someplace. Likely his bedroom at the facility.

What other phrases go in The Language of Andy?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=UUOPcv5SsCY

The harassment never ends..

I love how Daryl knows exactly what he's doing.

 

[Cl0wn]

What other phrases go in The Language of Andy?

"You're abusin' me!" - Andy trying to portray himself as a victim.
"You say I fake?" - Andy is angered by this accusation and will sperg out.

 

[anliteralidiot]

"You're abusin' me!" - Andy trying to portray himself as a victim.

I think 'boozing is more like: doing something to/towards Andy that you know he will hate. It's an explicit act against him, however nebulous that act is.

My reasoning being videos where Andy is saying he's going to 'booze Tom, by calling the cops on him. He knows Tom is afraid of being arrested, so he's 'boozing him by directly introducing that threat.

"Your confusing me" - Andy is unable to sort ideas in his head if it doesn't go his way, Andy expects people to confuse him.

Likewise, "confusing" Andy isn't solely about getting his way. It's just getting conflicting information, and freaking the fuck out over it, regardless of context.

The last caretaker, he said he would help Andy with his diaper. Then, he said he wanted Andy to do it. That was "confusing", because he said he would help, but then he told Andy to do it. Andy is deliberately ignoring the context of being asked to try to do it himself.
...
Thinking about it, the "confusion" might be Andy trying to force the "black and white" thinking autism presents with.

And to add,
"I'm a literal thinker"- Andy's explanation for why his dad doesn't understand, and why you have to talk to Andy like he's a child. He needs shower steps because he's a literal thinker.

 

[Meat Target]

What other phrases go in The Language of Andy?

Courtesy of Beefy:

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

You think the police avoid pressing charges on him simply because they don't want to deal with him? They just want him to go away, which seems to be the most common reaction to him. There isn't a single person who wants Andy around.
I don't think he'll ever go to pound me in the ass prison because he would just scream and holler and shit all over his cell til they transported him to a medical facility or something.