Plagued Nice Guys

I tentatively place this in here because its not on the /r/Incels page, but I think this nicely illustrates our age old question, "What would happen if Nice Guys actually did stuff IRL?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38966636

The bit that's relevant for lovers of lols is this section, on Japan.

Japan's anti-love protesters
As Japan geared up for the 14th, a group of Marxist protesters unfurled a giant "Smash Valentine's Day" banner in Tokyo.

The "Kakuhido", or Revolutionary Alliance of Men that Women find Unattractive, want an end to public displays of love that "hurt their feelings".

Members have been known to chant slogans including "public smooching is terrorism".

"Our aim is to crush this love capitalism," said Takayuki Akimoto, the group's PR chief.

"People like us who don't seek value in love are being oppressed by society," he added.

"It's a conspiracy by people who think unattractive guys are inferior, or losers - like cuddling in public, it makes us feel bad. It's unforgivable!"

The protests came as Japan's family planning association revealed that "sexless marriages" in the country are at a record high.

Nearly 50% of married Japanese couples had not had sex for more than a month and did not expect that to change in the near future, it said.
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So I did a bit of digging on the Kakuhido, and boy...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ionaries-plot-to-crush-St-Valentines-Day.html

Kakuhido was founded in 2006 by Katsuhiro Furusawa, who started reading the Communist manifesto after being dumped by his girlfriend at Christmas - and swiftly concluded that not being popular with the opposite sex is a class issue.

Mr Furusawa, 33, insists on wearing a helmet, dark glasses and a scarf over the lower part of his face whenever he wages class war, a throwback to Japan's extremist left-wing student demonstrations of the 1960s.
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Lorento said:
I tentatively place this in here because its not on the /r/Incels page, but I think this nicely illustrates our age old question, "What would happen if Nice Guys actually did stuff IRL?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38966636

The bit that's relevant for lovers of lols is this section, on Japan.



So I did a bit of digging on the Kakuhido, and boy...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ionaries-plot-to-crush-St-Valentines-Day.html



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Maybe we didn't nuke them enough... smh...

Japan then:

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Japan now:

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Twinkle2017 said:
HOW TO CATFISH NICE GUYS (FOR LULZ)

1) If you are a reasonable looking 6/10 female, you will definitely get creepy messages on Facebook. It doesn't matter if you are 16, 30, or 45. Desperate guys are always desperate.

2) Set up a fake Facebook profile. Search on instagram, using the hashtag #ootd to search for pretty girls picture. The prettier, the more lulz content you will get.

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LOL. That is very persistent, a greeting since March til October. (From my dead fake Facebook account)

3) Start adding as many people as possible. Spam the "add friend" button. To enhance "credibility", pick a college and start adding everyone in that college.

4) Sometimes, you are obviously fake, but you must remember, most of them don't have a brain to see that you are a catfish.

5) Sit back and enjoy the LULz. Even better, ask them to meet up somewhere and order a drug bust on them.
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Better yet, ask them to buy you stuff - I knew about some poor schlub who got catfished by a Nigerian scammer posing as a hot chick who convinced him to send her a couple grand before he found it it was a hoax.
 
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Lorento said:
I tentatively place this in here because its not on the /r/Incels page, but I think this nicely illustrates our age old question, "What would happen if Nice Guys actually did stuff IRL?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38966636

The bit that's relevant for lovers of lols is this section, on Japan.



So I did a bit of digging on the Kakuhido, and boy...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ionaries-plot-to-crush-St-Valentines-Day.html



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Lol Sexless marriage... What's the point of being married if not for a partner to engage in degrading sex acts with you on a regular basis?
 
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StraightShooter said:
Maybe we didn't nuke them enough... smh...

Japan then:

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ee/43/11/ee4311fa83018c0ee9a5553d7c6887f4.jpg

Japan now:

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In the Last Samurai, the a society man whines to the Emperor he has been shamed. The Emperor then presents him a sword, suggesting he take it if the shame is so unbearable.

Someone should do that to Japan's loveshy population.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Oh my god, I can't get any work done today because I have to share this with all my coworkers. Please tell me there's enough on these guys to warrant a thread.
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Sadly no. I have no information on them aside from some basic shit. I'm sure any other information might be found in Japanese, which I can't read.
 
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Saney said:
Okay, who here can read Japanese?
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Me. Here's some nice slogans they suggested for their tenth anniversary march earlier this week:
"Smash Valentine's Day!"
"We will never be fooled by the chocolate industry!"
"Fight romance capitalism!"
"Couples, repent for your sins!"
"Normalfags should explode!" (typo of a 2ch meme)
"For our unmarried freedom!"
"We refuse to become pawns of Big Romance!"
"Public displays of affection are acts of terrorism. We are carrying out a War on Terror!"
"We will resist the powers oppressing the otaku culture that promotes having fun without getting women!"
"Stop discrimination based on how many times someone's had sex!"
"How often someone has sex is meaningless!"
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I once saw a projection that at current population "growth" rates, Japan will have a population of 15,000,000 by 2200. It's currently 127,000,000. Shit's fucked, but I imagine there will be a cultural shift at some point that will remedy the problem. Or maybe not!
 
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