Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
Whoa buddy, felted! The Nick Rekieta thread on Kiwi Farms has reached
8,000 pages!
Let's fawken g-g-g-goooooooo!!!!

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Let's get some more pages!
Only 2,000 away from the goal!
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I agree that Rekieta has been acting very gay in the last 1+ years, but with him supposedly pretending to be gay in college, to the extent that this is true and that he was a male cheerleader in order to try and snag Kayla, well that sounds like something out of a movie, where Nick is the hero who overcomes being a nerd and wins the hot girl in the end.
When Nick says he pretended to be gay in college so he could get close to Kayla, what he really means is that he had a lot of gay sex in college that Kayla doesn't know about.
 
Congratulations to Nick Cuckieta, the not-allowed nonpracticing, always seething, pedo-paying, child dosing, boot-licking, guilty, junkie, on the 8000 pages of pure unfounded speculation and wild accusations from the incel prudes on Kiwi Farms. TOTAL FUCKING LYING BULLSHIT! Kiwi Farms being correct, and ahead of the curve most of the time.


Just like 2025 so far, Kiwibros stay winning. :story:
 
Until Nick shows enitre message, i choose to belive that censored part was about Nick being the bottom of their gay relationship.
Aaron was thanking Nick for all the blowjobs Nick gave him and how Nick so eagerly took his cock balls-deep and swallowed every drop.
 
That isn't an "art piece". Its an embarrassing trailer trash gag "gift" item from a company called Bullet Bouquets.

The man just has no class at all.

I've have had more respect for Nick if he had been firing shots into his ceiling like Yosemite Sam.
Rekieta would buy a bowl of actual canine feces if it said "I wanna fuck the shit out of you doggystyle" for $50,000 and put it on the kitchen counter where all his guests and kids can see because he's just funny and weird like that.
 
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"insane person's literal delusions and it completely ass fucked my life."

Uhh Nick, while I would agree the justice system is imperfect, I don't think one generally ends up standing in front of a judge allocuting to felony drug possession based on nothing more than an informant's "delusions." If the person, in-law or not, was truly delusional, the cops would not have found stinky kids and a mountain of coke.

Hey, remember that time, almost five years ago, I became critical of you, and you called me a "mentally ill faggot" or somesuch?

And then the vast majority of what I was saying then, and in subsequent years, was proven to be absolutely true?

Good times! Keep it up Nick! We need content. Truly everybody is batshit insane except you. You are a model of psychological stability, honesty, and good morality.

Seriously though, I have a theory that the more angry Nick gets over an accusation, the greater the probability the accusation is grounded in truth.


I honestly never really much liked CRP, but he was right about Kayla.

Obligatory: Release the draft copy of Willshire Blvd, Nick! Be the hero you claim to be, but never are.
No, no, you see, they had to be delusional. Nick was lying to them about the cocaine, and Nick also told them that he never lies, and Nick is so good with people skills and social cues that all of his lies would have completely fooled any reasonable person, so the only way they could have come to the conclusion that he was a druggie was by being paranoid, delusional prudes who imagined all the drugs and swinger shit because he didn't provide a single clue that all of that shit was going on.
 
But even in the early 70's even the very best weed was a hell of a lot weaker than it is today. I think you'd be hard pressed to take a couple of hits of modern pot and not be able to discern any active effects
I wonder how much volume of cannabis plants the Indo-Europeans had to toss into the fire while doing shaman stuff to get high back in the day.
 
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