Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

It's the one thing he's truly passionate about

Aside from abortions

That's two things he shares with Nicky.

RIP Andy Jr. & Jamal Abortkieta

 

[Captain Manning]

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

For which I (rightfully) gave him credit. He did indeed call it months before the raid.

It makes sense, really. A reformed cokehead would probably be in the very best position to recognize a current cokehead.

Sadly, last I heard, Andy is likely back on the coke. A portent into Rekieta's future maybe?

EDIT: Double word.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

See, my parents gave up on me well before college, so I never burned out. Thank God.

The thing with college is more than harder classes, you really get to see who was ready for freedom. Apparently for Crackets, his move was to join cheer leading, tell people he was gay to try and get with a woman, and force people to strip to hang out in his dorm.

Him winding up licking up Aaron's face, doing God knows what at Hedonism, and joining a polycule seems much more obvious and in-character in hindsight.

Some of us always knew he was not what he claimed to be, not even close. (Full disclosure I became aware of him only shortly before he started going off the rails. At that time the thread was fan central, so I muted my criticisms of him - I think I only started commenting itt more regularly to comment on the apoplectic disbelief from his defenders at his increasing "I'm a cool degenerate" shtick. Not bc I thought he was cool (hahaha, no; the opposite: I read him for exactly the pathetic blowhard midwit narc alkie nerd seeing boobies for the first time he is), but bc of the resistance to picking up what he was obviously putting down. I did miss the coke signs, though, chalking it all up to booze, modafinil for his fake narcolepsy, and the high from his own emanations.)

But I'm glad you reminded me of the "I pretended to be gay in college" thing. I don't like "he's gay" as an insult or speculation about that based on "no straight guy would...," but based on some recent comment of his, seems he's embracing it for real. Perhaps his sardonic wit flew over my pretty little head, and he was only pretending (again) to be retarded gay to shock the prudes, but "I'm gay, too," or whatever exactly he wrote, read as him coming closer to being out & proud, or at least poised to start talking "fluidity."

If he dares.

If so, it'll be in exactly the way he talks about drugs and April: "I love cocks, man! Of course! What's not to love? They're [insert detailed discussion of all the wonderful things about cocks]. Cocks are beautiful! God, I wish I'd had more cocks!".

Looking forward to the "Jesus was ackshually a non-addicted cokehead bisexual, just like me" Bible Study arc.

 

[Strix454]

For a porn-addicted nerd like Nick, the only remaining thrill is pushing the "next" boundary. Nick's full-blown gay arc was always inevitable once he started swinging & swapping with aaron & april. He was already literally begging for man-sex with Aaron back when he licked his face on that stream. Now just about the only sexual thing he talks about anymore is gay sex.

And the gay arc for Nick will near inevitably be followed by his troon arc. Its just how these things work. His various obsessions with playing the "pretty girl" and how skinny men with girl bodies are attractive suggest he is almost mentally already there too.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

And I struck it, but I still mean what I said about the pitiful lack of travel, education, and enrichment he and Kayla have provided their children. Lame.

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

Nick dropped his kids off with the grandparents at Disney while he went to Hedonism 2! And he did it two years straight! His kids think he's the best dad in the world because he takes them to Disney! What a swell guy! If you were a cool person who understood social cues, you'd know that being a good father is transactional, nerd!

Perhaps his sardonic wit flew over my pretty little head, and he was only pretending (again) to be retarded gay to shock the prudes, but "I'm gay, too," or whatever exactly he wrote, read as him coming closer to being out & proud, or at least poised to start talking "fluidity."

That's not just him joking, that's him flaunting it for everyone. Nick already spilled the beans on his mindset in a leaked DM chain (the one where he admits to paying $1,000 to a stripper so she could abort his mulatto bastard). He wants everyone who is "cool" to know, but he doesn't want uncool people like his family or the local community to know. That way he can simultaneously be a funny gay man who always tells the truth in Melton's chat whilst remaining chad trad dad to his family and community. It's the same way he spent 2 years dropping hints about how much he loved drugs and being a swinger before it was all legally confirmed last summer.

 

[Melty Butter]

And I struck it, but I still mean what I said about the pitiful lack of travel, education, and enrichment he and Kayla have provided their children. Lame.

So, I don't care why you came here. Your services have been top-tier, and this comment specifically.

On that topic


NICK: Okay, whatever, Millennial Homeschooler Coke Head, cum obsessor. Show me the SATs and PSATs. The Christian School doesn't even post-college admissions. That's how low the bar is in Central Minnesota, and you've driven it lower for these kids who you've ignored.

Funny thing, most upper-middle-class kids who are killing on their SATs are doing 2-4 weeks elsewhere - usually to Europe IF they can afford it.

Did no one give you the memo?

 

[anionfarflung]

In my opinion, I think Nick felt constrained and unhappy by being in a monogamous marriage with five kids, and some fuse in his brain blew ("I just wanna have fun").

For those who don't know, there is a huge phenomenon of analyses of Kubrick's adaptation of Stephen King's The Shining on YouTube, and I have been drawn down that rabbit hole of late.

One common interpretation of the movie is Jack Torrance's disdain for his family for similar reasons to what you're speculating here.

That's to say nothing of the furry-related stuff and incest. I hope the comparison with Nick doesn't extend that far.

For the record, I think most of these peoples' speculations on Kubrick's The Shining are farfetched, but nonetheless interesting.

 

[SargonF00t]

But I'm glad you reminded me of the "I pretended to be gay in college" thing. I don't like "he's gay" as an insult or speculation about that based on "no straight guy would...," but based on some recent comment of his, seems he's embracing it for real.

I agree that Rekieta has been acting very gay in the last 1+ years, but with him supposedly pretending to be gay in college, to the extent that this is true and that he was a male cheerleader in order to try and snag Kayla, well that sounds like something out of a movie, where Nick is the hero who overcomes being a nerd and wins the hot girl in the end.

I have some doubts about how much bullshit is in this story. Let's say he did "pretend" to be gay to get close to Kayla, how long was this for? Was it a single time when they first met?

Was it for a week? Was it for 3+ months?

Because I think Nick has tried to give the impression that it was for at least a month, because his life is just like a movie, man. But it was probably only the case for his first two meetings with Kayla.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Let's say he did "pretend" to be gay to get close to Kayla, how long was this for?

Just once... after that it wasn't pretending anymore.

He probably had his awakening after *ahem* sampling another guy, and he's mad that it didn't work on Aaron for some reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

So, I don't care why you came here. Your services have been top-tier, and this comment specifically.

On that topic


NICK: Okay, whatever, Millennial Homeschooler Coke Head, cum obsessor. Show me the SATs and PSATs. The Christian School doesn't even post-college admissions. That's how low the bar is in Central Minnesota, and you've driven it lower for these kids who you've ignored.

LOL!

Okay. So this is actually REALLY funny to me for a completely different reason.

Many moons ago, on KF, the word "retarded" actually word filtered into "exceptional."

I'm not joking.

So, to my KF-trained brain, I read this as:

"My retarded kids are why I have to do shit, and if it weren't for that I'd be able to sit on my ass playing Skyrim 14 hours a day buck naked."

I am pretty sure Nick was reading the Farms back when that filter was still in effect (around the time of Weebwars). Though it's doubtful his cocaine holed brain remembers. It's just looks like a really unfortunate word choice for anybody who has been around here a while.

(Aside: P** touching still word filters into neghole pozing because Null hates the term p** touching so much).

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

if it weren't for that I'd be able to sit on my ass playing Skyrim 14 hours a day buck naked.

He wouldn't be playing vanilla Skyrim.
He'd be gooning to porn mods.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Just to highlight, but Nick is still claiming he didn't lie about the swinging stuff. Nick is basically saying he only started swinging after people here already said he was, so I suppose that means that he took is as a "good idea!"when people here commented on it. Either that or we have some gifted seers here.

I'm not sure who the audience is that would actually believe that, especially since he has freely said he feels entitled to lie to people by omission and I'd suggested he omitted something when he admitted that.

Is there an audience for "See! Nick didn't lie to us. He started heavily doing drugs and swinging only AFTER he repeatedly said he wasn't doing those things"

What does Nick gain from this? In my mind, considering he has already admitted it all, he makes himself look way worse by then lying over the timing to avoid admitted he lied to people who neither believe him or see a difference.

It's like the whole drinking and drugs thing. Heavy drinkers don't make for good parents, especially driving ones. The same for people doing "a mountain of cocaine". The same for people doing Ketamine. Add all those together and you have a precisely zero chance that the children were adequately cared for, especially since Kayla was in the same boat, but with benzos as well.

Then you see who and what triggered the mandatory report and you are left with a beyond reasonable doubt that the children were neglected.

Again, what audience would actually believe that? Why bother with the "Liar!" accusations? We saw the cokestream, we saw the search warrant, we saw what they found and then he admits to doing all the substances, but then wants to pretend he was keeping it altogether with his kids, even though multiple people said he wasn't.

It boggles the mind. I'm actually curious if he even sees how retarded it all sounds.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Call me an incel prude, but if it was such bad coke then why'd he want to give it another chance?

Because this was the good stuff, incel prude! He said so himself! Why are all of you coming down on a man for just having a little FUN?!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I cannot recall it being created for that express purpose (to wit, an anti-Toye shield), but I DO recall him saying that if Ron sued him he could and would use the SLAPP against him.

Yes. He did say that. I believe he also said he "think he could probably get it moved". That seems to have worked out well with Monty, although I feel like he began to mix everything as a buisness expense (FL trip) too closely, not sure if co-mingling can apply to other actions outside funds in an LLC during a suit.

 

[Vibralldo]

Just to highlight, but Nick is still claiming he didn't lie about the swinging stuff. Nick is basically saying he only started swinging after people here already said he was, so I suppose that means that he took is as a "good idea!"when people here commented on it. Either that or we have some gifted seers here.

I'm not sure who the audience is that would actually believe that, especially since he has freely said he feels entitled to lie to people by omission and I'd suggested he omitted something when he admitted that.

Is there an audience for "See! Nick didn't lie to us. He started heavily doing drugs and swinging only AFTER he repeatedly said he wasn't doing those things"

What does Nick gain from this? In my mind, considering he has already admitted it all, he makes himself look way worse by then lying over the timing to avoid admitted he lied to people who neither believe him or see a difference.

It's like the whole drinking and drugs thing. Heavy drinkers don't make for good parents, especially driving ones. The same for people doing "a mountain of cocaine". The same for people doing Ketamine. Add all those together and you have a precisely zero chance that the children were adequately cared for, especially since Kayla was in the same boat, but with benzos as well.

Then you see who and what triggered the mandatory report and you are left with a beyond reasonable doubt that the children were neglected.

Again, what audience would actually believe that? Why bother with the "Liar!" accusations? We saw the cokestream, we saw the search warrant, we saw what they found and then he admits to doing all the substances, but then wants to pretend he was keeping it altogether with his kids, even though multiple people said he wasn't.

It boggles the mind. I'm actually curious if he even sees how retarded it all sounds.

Nick thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he's smarter and is the exception to the rule when it comes to vices.

Despite being super fucked up on stream and talking about how much he loves coke and wants to keep doing it, he thinks he's a "responsible" drug user that only does coke "medicinally" as an anxiety treatment and isn't an addict.

He thinks it's not lying if the person isn't entitled to the truth (he specifically said this about lying by omission, but based on his behavior we can safely assume it applies to all lies)

He's a massive narcissist that wants to control the narrative. At first he wanted to be portrayed as a trad dad and great husband. He tried keeping that up as long as possible, but now that it's broken down and he has to admit to it he's trying to minimize everything and come out on top.

"Yeah, I did cocaine and swang. There's nothing wrong with either, it just so happened to not work out for me due to factors out of my control that I couldn't have predicted."

He looks awful, but in his mind he's taking control of the narrative. Plus, he went to law school, so he was taught that something isn't legally true if you use the right weasel words to deny it.

There are 100% retarded people out there that will forgive him because they have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with him, or they're streamers that think he can regain his old massive audience, and therefore, boost them with him.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

For those who don't know, there is a huge phenomenon of analyses of Kubrick's adaptation of Stephen King's The Shining on YouTube, and I have been drawn down that rabbit hole of late.

One common interpretation of the movie is Jack Torrance's disdain for his family for similar reasons to what you're speculating here.

That's to say nothing of the furry-related stuff and incest. I hope the comparison with Nick doesn't extend that far.

For the record, I think most of these peoples' speculations on Kubrick's The Shining are farfetched, but nonetheless interesting.

I honestly just thought it was just a horror movie that wasn't particularly scary and was entirely carried by the performances of Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. When you have film adaptations like The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Secret Window, and others that just drastically improve King's stories while bringing them to the big screen, I thought The Shining was pretty mediocre.

 

[Melty Butter]

What does Nick gain from this? In my mind, considering he has already admitted it all, he makes himself look way worse by then lying over the timing to avoid admitted he lied to people who neither believe him or see a difference.

I had to read this 3x to get your point. You're correct. Absolutely.

The Farms often leans into harsh, yet insightful, hyperbole and prediction. For Nick, it's unsettling how much of the meanest speculation ITT was a fulfilled prophecy. (Same with Destiny though he was more honest about his degeneracy so it was less shocking once it was revealed.)

It's as if Nick read the meanest shit about himself and decided, in some infantile ODD rationalization, "You think I'm a swinging faggot?! FINE! I will be THE BEST swinging faggot EVER! I will own you by being a swinging faggot!"

That's called losing the plot. Hilariously so.

The reason this thread predicted the swinging (probably before he engaged in it) is that he was running roughshod over normalized sexual boundaries in his nightly content. He was yelling about his wife's ruined body, stripping with Coomalot, telling roofie stories, and obsessing about sex toys and anal with Black men - all while being a drooling drunk on a nightly basis.

It wasn't a reach to think he was on a one-way path to life ruination.

Today? All he's left with is to parse about the timing and specifics as if that proves a damn thing.

Edit to Add: Speaking of parsing...


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[Swole McPole]

He claims to have a therapist which is a lie so obvious that no one even bothered to take it seriously.

It's gonna be one of those online AI powered therapists. No humans involved.

I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers

If she's doing drugs with you, she's not a stripper, she's a whore.

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie)

I don't think it's necessarily a lie. There's a very famous essay by the sociologist Howard Becker titled 'Becoming a Marijuana User' from the 1950's in which Becker argues that people have to learn to enjoy the effects of drugs. It's such an alien experience that people don't get it right away and they have to persist before they come to appreciate the qualities that the drugs are known for.

 

[Pagan Min]

He thinks it's not lying if the person isn't entitled to the truth (he specifically said this about lying by omission, but based on his behavior we can safely assume it applies to all lies)

If this is the case (and it obviously is), then Rackets needs to get a 2x4 upside the head a few thousand times to knock himself out of his Clinton phase...

Bonus:

Hey Rackets -- to quote Flagpole Sitta: "But if you're bored, then you're boring"... You might wanna look into that, champ!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

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Funny statement from the dude who can't even pay his taxes and vehicle registration, let alone follow basic laws like "don't drive 20 over the speed limit."

I don't think it's necessarily a lie. There's a very famous essay by the sociologist Howard Becker titled 'Becoming a Marijuana User' from the 1950's in which Becker argues that people have to learn to enjoy the effects of drugs. It's such an alien experience that people don't get it right away and they have to persist before they come to appreciate the qualities that the drugs are known for.

Maybe for some people, but the first and only time I smoked weed I sure had fun.