Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

So Galaxy Gas brain realizes he’s just admitting to the whole stripper and escort thing right? For no reason? I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

This is just what holding government accountable looks like.

 

[Melty Butter]

So Galaxy Gas brain realizes he’s just admitting to the whole stripper and escort thing right? For no reason? I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

Nick's been revealing a ton of interesting shit recently, I'm all for this

Nick's guilty plea makes him "unburdened by what has been" (more lolz) and indicates that he plans to spill plenty of details about his hilarious two-ish years of debauchery as part of his content. He regards himself - to this day - as highly honest; a truth-teller.

The degen sweepers who currently reside with Coomalot (Grifty, ArttheClown, TUGsimp) won't have a problem with that.

The normie sweepers who have fled to safer harbors such as Megan Fox, TUG, and Joe Nierman will have a problem with it. They're prepared to forgive but I seriously doubt they'll want to hear about Aaron's cum, orgies, and big Black dick.

Bold strategy, Cotton.

Also, what must his kids think? I'll admit, this tweet from yesterday got under my skin.


@StockardChanningTatumO'neal, I assume you're with us. Excellent trolling, that.

 

[Captain Manning]

Good news everyone!

Nick's support of the Colombian president got me doing some research into South America. It's been very educational!

I figured out how Nick can live the anti-prohibitionist dream and maintain a safe full of coke! He'd even be closer to the raw supply!

Forget moving in with Ralph in Mexico. He needs to move to Bolivia!




Now, I have heard some people claim Bolivia is a "socialist hellhole." But that shouldn't affect Nick that much. What matters is white stuff goes up nose, and dick goes in mouth. Bolivia is also very LGBTQ+ friendly. This should come in super handy when he transitions into "Nicole."

How is Nick's Spanish, you think?

"Uhhh, taco taco, burrito, taco, gordita, nachos supreme?"


He should be fine! Right?

The normie sweepers who have fled to safer harbors such as Megan Fox, TUG, and Joe Nierman will have a problem with it. They're prepared to forgive but I seriously doubt they'll want to hear about Aaron's cum, orgies, and big Black dick.

Call me cynical, but I foresee a number of Balldoguards eventually crawling back if this largely blows over this year.

That's a big if though. They'll continue to keep their distance if Nick keeps fucking up. I wouldn't exactly bet against him fucking up again.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Attaboy, Nicky. Keep tweeting. Own those prudes! Ride the wave, you free spirit, you!

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In my opinion, I think Nick felt constrained and unhappy by being in a monogamous marriage with five kids, and some fuse in his brain blew ("I just wanna have fun"). Sort of like what they call a mid-life crisis, but more severe and longer lasting. He didn't just go out and buy a Corvette

My Nick theory:

It's not a midlife crisis because Nick has always been a petty, jealous, whiny, entitled, lisping faggot his whole life. He was probably unpopular in high school due to being a little bitch and never got over it. His emotional and psychological development stopped at age 16.

Nick is the fuckup of the family. He gets more tickets than Cher Horowitz, except it's not CUTE and FUNNY when you're a 43 year old father of five who can't operate a vehicle without breaking the law. He "forgets" to pay his mortgage, as part of a genius investment scheme to destroy his credit score and lose a valuable real estate asset that was appreciating in value. His sexual interests are all based around the kind of weird fetish internet porn dorks jack off to.

Even before the drugs and raging alcoholism, Rackets was not a successful or competent lawyer. The law "career" and trad family schtick was a LARP to keep his parents and other normie friends and relations happy until the day they sadly die and Nick inherits enough money to buy a tropical island made of cocaine.

Then the unexpected YouTube success (based heavily on his parent-pleasing family man persona larp) made Nick internet famous and tragically nigger rich instead of just trust fund rich. So he wasted that money on exactly the kind of dumb impulse purchases a 16 year old might think is cool, while the e-fame narcissistic supply combined with his first bump of coke convinced him it was finally time to do all the SEXY and ADULT stuff he assumed the popular kids at high school were doing while he masturbated alone.

So Nick isn't going to get better or learn anything from this. He was always gonna turn out this way as soon as the inheritance money allowed him to, events - which would have been a life-changing windfall blessing for any normally functional 40 year old adult - just accelerated his arc into cowdom.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am sad for the kids, but I am glad Nick turns out to have learned nothing.
It means we can expect grand things from him in the future.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Or... OR... Hear me out...

He's a liar, and he said he had a bad experience with coke at Hedonism II to cover for the fact that he became an active coke user after that.

That's what I have always believed. I think Hedonism II was the beginning of the end for him.


Exactly.

Why is everyone assuming that it was at Hedonism? I thought the quote I saw recently was his just referring to a stripper. MN has strippers. As does Texas, and every other place in the world (not that Nick travels despite having had means to do so - yet a another way he lives like an ignorant idiot and deprives his kids of normal and positive things).

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it. In that case, Jesus, he's like the sheltered kid who goes wild in their freshman year at college and ends up flunking out bc he is an idiot with unwarranted confidence and no self-control. What a NERD.

And I struck it, but I still mean what I said about the pitiful lack of travel, education, and enrichment he and Kayla have provided their children. Lame.

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

 

[AnOminous]

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

Nick apparently inherited his garbage traits from his shitty parents, who are also garbage. Maybe they aren't also giant cucks themselves (although I bet they are), but they have enabled this scumbag's descent into absolutely scabrous and disgusting and scandalous behavior.

 

[Vibralldo]

Call me cynical, but I foresee a number of Balldoguards eventually crawling back if this largely blows over this year.

That's a big if though. They'll continue to keep their distance if Nick keeps fucking up. I wouldn't exactly bet against him fucking up again.

They're pathetic retard clout chasers that desperately want Nick to come back because it makes them look to retards less like awful people for guarding someone who dosed his kid and maybe they can help Nick regain his 100k+ audience and leech off that. All they're asking is for Nick to do the bare minimum and just pretend he's remorseful, but he can't.

Nick continues to be offered endless grace and fails to do the bare minimum to get it. It's glorious.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick apparently inherited his garbage traits from his shitty parents, who are also garbage. Maybe they aren't also giant cucks themselves (although I bet they are), but they have enabled this scumbag's descent into absolutely scabrous and disgusting and scandalous behavior.

I've never gotten the sense that he and they are close at all. I know he's mentioned "my parents" when he said he left the kids with them on the way to Jamaica, but their interaction seems largely them cleaning up (literally and financially) the messes of their utterly inept son. I've never heard him talk about "my mom" or "my dad" fondly at all. There's a very distant vibe there. Don't blame them, but I agree - something about them seems just as indifferent and unable to "get it" about the hell he's wrought as he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it.

Word, schmerd. The clips are here in this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18665982

The reason why this, unlike a lot of things Nick has said, is accepted as at least partial truth is because beginning in mid-late 2022 he started to act increasingly degenerate and weird. Right around Hedo II. Late 2022 is also when the thread was moved out of Multimedia. All of these things coincide.

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke. Balldoguards could then try and go with "Nick doesn't like coke, retard" and hopefully shout down any such speculation.

Obviously this did not work because it became fucking obvious the more time went on that he was on hard drugs and that it was making him unstable. The grand culmination of all this was the Cokestream, where he had white powder on his nose and was barely coherent.

Even Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski correctly called his coke usage fairly early, before the arrest and search warrant.

Is it possible that Nick was doing coke before he was 40, and the Hedo II trip? I suppose it's possible, but if he did, he hid it fairly well. Before 2023, people just assumed Nick's only real vice was alcohol.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

You're just such an uncool incel nerd prude child you don't realize all the cool kids do blow with skank hos.

Coke is the least disgusting thing he does with skank hos. He was married to one while cheating with another and he needed coke to interest either of them in him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Word, schmerd. The clips are here in this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18665982

The reason why this, unlike a lot of things Nick has said, is accepted as at least partial truth is because beginning in mid-late 2022 he started to act increasingly degenerate and weird. Right around Hedo II. Late 2022 is also when the thread was moved out of Multimedia. All of these things coincide.

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke. Balldoguards could then try and go with "Nick doesn't like coke, retard" and hopefully shout down any such speculation.

Obviously this did not work because it became fucking obvious the more time went on that he was on hard drugs and that it was making him unstable. The grand culmination of all this was the Cokestream, where he had white powder on his nose and was barely coherent.

Even Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski correctly called his coke usage fairly early, before the arrest and search warrant.

Is it possible that Nick was doing coke before he was 40, and the Hedo II trip? I suppose it's possible, but if he did, he hid it fairly well. Before 2023, people just assumed Nick's only real vice was alcohol.

Call me an incel prude, but if it was such bad coke then why'd he want to give it another chance?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke.

I don't think it was a lie. He says the Jamaican stripper gave him "bad coke". What that means is it wasn't actually coke. It probably mostly consisted of the kind of drugs Nick looked down at the other junkies at his rehab for being addicted to.

 

[Captain Manning]

Call me an incel prude, but if it was such bad coke then why'd he want to give it another chance?

Yes. That's... my... point.

Nick wanted people to believe he tried coke but didn't like it, so that moving forward, people would believe he's a gud boi who doesn't do drugs. So much of Nick's fandom is vested in people taking him at his word and not applying any critical thinking to his claims whatsoever. See, also, his bullshit claims of monogamy which has also been exposed as a lie and admitted as such by Nick.

Look at the idiots parroting everything he and Barnes said during the criminal trial. Unfortunately, said idiots have had the rug pulled out from under them on the possession angle because Nick plead guilty to that and has now admitted it both in court, and out of court (recent Twitter posts).

Nevertheless, I can guarantee you many of those same people are gonna repeat the tale of the cop with the cocaine hands patting his daughter's head from now till the end of time.

Back to the point:

In reality, I find it more likely he did coke at Hedonism II and was all like "Wow! Where have you been all my life!?" Then he went home and kept doing it, but tried to keep it secret.

Cue his downfall.

 

[Folgers Can]

But holy shit, I've seen the most effeminately open fags talk less about dicks and cum than Nick does. Already he's bragged that Arron ate his cum far more than he's bragged about fucking April.

All that tells me is that he's incensed Aaron doesn't want to be his lover. He might have even wanted Aaron more than April.

it's not that he was jealous because his wife was getting plowed, it's that he was mad that A-Aron wasn't dicking -him- down that enthusiastically. The wife was always just a prop to lure other men into his bed in hopes that they'd start fucking him.

Curse Nick for forcing anyone to have to think about the below being a thing, but could there be anything to a theory that the cum-eating episode, if true, may have been deliberately set up as a grooming tactic? The notion reminds one of Aaron's older story about when Kayla and April started making out, supposedly spontaneously, while the four were still just friends watching a movie, which is supposedly what first set off discussions about starting to swing (assuming that similar discussions weren't already well underway behind Aaron's back on April's "hunting" trips to Spicer for months prior). That whole "Netflix and chill" episode always sounded like just the sort of classic move that more experienced swingers hanging around the pool at Hedo might have recommended to noobs like Nick and Kayla as "this one ridiculously easy trick" they should someday use to coax the husband in another couple to ease into swinging, starting slow by appealing to his porn-addicted brain with the allure of hot girl-on-girl action and grooming further from there.

In a similar vein, once that bait was taken and the mark was hooked on full-blown swinging to the point of the four even sleeping in the same bed, perhaps then the time came for another "protip" the noobs got from more experienced degens: work with the mark's wife to set up a scenario where you spooge all over her and come up with an excuse to leave the room while she urges the mark to "finish her off," which he dutifully does. Then, despite the mark's past protestations about never wanting to cross swords or the like, confront him about how (as Nick has claimed) the mark's wife has already confided in long conversations in the wee hours of the morning that she suspects the mark is closeted, and confront him further about how he already ate cum so he's practically already gay anyway, so at this stage he no longer has anything to lose just diving headlong into full-blown cocksucking going forward.

Et voilà, after months of hard work likely with April's willing encouragement, this master plan was sure to get Nick the gay lover he's always wanted, and get him the added bonus of that addictive dopamine rush he always experiences when patting himself on the back for being such a master manipulator. But instead, he had to be disappointed and even overtaken by narcissistic rage when Aaron didn't take the bait and stood firm that this whole arrangement was only ever to keep plowing Kayla, who by that point had come to love "soulmate" Aaron more than Nick.

This theory could at least help to explain what makes Nick so pathologically obsessed for so many months afterward: not merely a sense of rejection by the one that got away, but moreover the narcissistic injury from realizing that his supposedly unparalleled manipulation skills actually only worked on two low-IQ drug addicts and could never surmount the Everest that is turning a straight man gay like degen protips assured him he could. That is the one final insult that he can never live down.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it. In that case, Jesus, he's like the sheltered kid who goes wild in their freshman year at college and ends up flunking out bc he is an idiot with unwarranted confidence and no self-control. What a NERD.

I have met this person. First year in uni, they were a model student, but it was quite evident they ad lived a very sheltered life and their parents put a lot of pressure on them to succeed. By second year, they barely made any lectures, went to all the parties, and ended up dropping out. Last I heard, they were picked up by the constabulary for petty theft and assault.

FOMO is a real thing for people that can drive them to psychotics ends in some cases.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I have met this person. First year in uni, they were a model student, but it was quite evident they ad lived a very sheltered life and their parents put a lot of pressure on them to succeed. By second year, they barely made any lectures, went to all the parties, and ended up dropping out. Last I heard, they were picked up by the constabulary for petty theft and assault.

FOMO is a real thing for people that can drive them to psychotics ends in some cases.

See, my parents gave up on me well before college, so I never burned out. Thank God.

The thing with college is more than harder classes, you really get to see who was ready for freedom. Apparently for Crackets, his move was to join cheer leading, tell people he was gay to try and get with a woman, and force people to strip to hang out in his dorm.

Him winding up licking up Aaron's face, doing God knows what at Hedonism, and joining a polycule seems much more obvious and in-character in hindsight.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

 

[Vibralldo]

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

It's the one thing he's truly passionate about

Aside from abortions