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[Neko GF]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #2​

(02/10/25)

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[p1138]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #2​

(02/10/25)

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Ok. So the pile of shit to the left of frame didn't change from last week. He's wearing the same shirt, with some of the same dandruff marks on it. The only difference is the lighting...
Monday 1

Monday 2


So he claims he researched by asking chatgpt of all fucking things, I think he filmed this shit on the same fucking day. Goes on about the amish and their mashed up dutch/english and claims he's chatted up the amish. I'm thinking he fails to understand that the people running the little country store that he bothers are likely not the amish that make the goods.

 

[ddlloo]

"I've talked to chat GPT and asked questions"

God I fucking hate this man.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I skipped the Super Bowl this year; the older I get, the less important the game (which used to take up way too much space in my head) starts to feel.

Spoiler: And that's to say nothing of the nasty intersection that lives at...

• Gambling
• Weird politics and Jesus and the flag and guns and the troops
• Refball (which is really just human bias filtered through the [cataracted] eyes of retirement-age men)
• The knowledge almost every single man out there has chosen to trade 30-40 years of quality human life for the fleeting chance to make his family or community more socially mobile
• The flopping, star treatment and untouchability of certain players, which hit fever pitch so loud right before the Super Bowl it likely contributed to the Chiefs' loss
• The hot take machine
• Lionization of people who have done some really fucked up stuff (if this is your first time learning that Peyton Manning has been credibly accused of rubbing his butthole and testicles on a woman's face while she was giving him medical treatment in college, then the apparatus has worked)

That said, can't wait for the livestream this week! That halftime show was a giant, metaphor-laden middle finger to Jack and everyone like him from start to finish -- including dear leader, who left his box suite before it ended, surely not triggered at all by 70,000 people singing "a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Not that Jack is capable of understanding metaphors.

 

[King Dead]

Isn't there a grade school science experiment where you dissolve an egg's shell using vinegar water? I recall the inside of the raw egg having this oddly strong rubbery membrane that was clear enough to see the raw yolk. Do you think the lime water will be acidic enough to do this to Jack's eggs, and will he catch the transformation on video?

Yeah, I remember doing that in school. Left it for a couple days, and eventually you could bounce the egg gently like a rubber ball. I wasn't retarded enough to try slamming it against the floor like a superball, but I could see Jack being that stupid.

Vinegar and lime juice have a similar acidity of around 2-3 pH, but since Jack has completely diluted the lime juice in all that water, it won't be doing anything. There simply won't be enough acid relative to the rest of the mixture to eat away at any of the shells. Fatty effectively just dumped some eggs in water.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah, I remember doing that in school. Left it for a couple days, and eventually you could bounce the egg gently like a rubber ball. I wasn't retarded enough to try slamming it against the floor like a superball, but I could see Jack being that stupid.

Vinegar and lime juice have a similar acidity of around 2-3 pH, but since Jack has completely diluted the lime juice in all that water, it won't be doing anything. There simply won't be enough acid relative to the rest of the mixture to eat away at any of the shells. Fatty effectively just dumped some eggs in water.

I hope he eats them soon and dies as a result

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack on the Superbowl





Jack realizes he forgot to put the link for the product he was sponsored for



Jack asking Youtube for a way to filter his comments for only people who asspat him



Parenting Advice with Jack



Why are you bragging about this?



What the hell happened in Britain?



Licking Elon's boots because its perfectly okay for a South African Billionaire to look at Americans personal data



Jack reviews the movie, LOVE HURTS - "Movie's okay, but it uses God's name in vain!"

"Martial Marts"

"No political agendas, no nudity"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #2​

(02/10/25)

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That was as retarded as I thought and also proof positive that Fatty thinks ChatGPT gives credible answers. ChatGPT is a Large Language Model which means it doesn't actually know anything it just works with what you input. If you play with it you can get it to say whatever you want. But no. Fatty thinks it's AI and it's credible.

Jack asking Youtube for a way to filter his comments for only people who asspat him

And he responds to a bot thinking it's a real person.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack privated the lime water egg video. He also posted this on Facebook:


Guess we're getting a redo. Odds of him actually owning his fuck-up?

 

[p1138]

Jack privated the lime water egg video. He also posted this on Facebook:

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Guess we're getting a redo. Odds of him actually owning his fuck-up?

Well maybe he could ask chatgpt about the local amish stores lol

What a fucking retard. There's also a possibility he swaps the eggs, re-uploads the video, and pretends he got it right the whole time.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Odds of him actually owning his fuck-up?

He's clearly going to just re-do the whole video and ignore his hysterically ignorant first jab at preserving raw eggs, hence the privatization. There's no way current state Jack can navigate admitting to his willful ignorance. Gone are the sections of brain matter capable of acknowledging failure, now there is only avoiding narc injury.

It really is wild going back and seeing him admitting to mistakes and trying again, as he did with the Yorkshire pucks then comparing that to the Jack of today.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Licking Elon's boots because its perfectly okay for a South African Billionaire to look at Americans personal data

I assume that "exam my info" is a euphemism for fatty

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Archive because I think there's a good chance he deletes this video:

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Your instincts were good because that fat fuck got utterly humiliated since even the people he thinks are genuine fans called him out

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Hexclads also come with instructions that explain that you have to season them before use

Funnily enough, the best comment on his frying pan video appears to have been deleted: "Top tip: you can season frying pans with lime water."

It also appears the lime water video has been deleted. Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected. Guess Jack couldn't stand having egg on his face....

ETA: his current fascination with the Amish reminds me of the Sledge Hammer parody of that Harrison Ford film, titled Witless....

 

[Slavic Patronym]

It also appears the lime water video has been deleted.

I'm actually shocked. I thought Jack couldn't feel shame anymore, due to his incessant ragings and mental decline.

I expected him to ignore the (granted, waves upon waves) of criticism and not even acknowledge what happened. Or at most, do his little hand-in-front-of-the-mouth thing and go "oh my gosh guys" and try to play off his mistake as cute and not profoundly embarrassing.

Somewhere underneath all that bloated viscera is still a guy who longs for the respect he senses he does not have.

Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

Bravo. Stealing.

 

[Adamska]

I'm only slightly surprised since Jack does sometimes pull down videos whenever they completely prove to be lethal due to him fucking up that hard. He did that with his botched canning video for example, and he did redo pickling at one point since he was so dumb that he forgot to put vinegar into the pickling liquid.

My guess is he'll still probably either still use lime juice on eggs he managed to get his hands on, or he's just going to do costco eggs again like a moron, lie about it by not showing the packaging, but actually use the lime rock.

Amish Month is also probably going to be egg month, since my next prediction is this lazy fuck will just then pickle them since that avoids cooking too. Then probably some shitty product review of an item from that country store as well.

 

[Marc]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #2​

(02/10/25)

Jack's stammering absence of grammar or coherent thought led me to transcribe the educational summary for anyone sharing my curiosity or frustration:

Spoiler: Translated from tard gibberish

Hey guys, it's time for the Amish Monday moment: And you know, it's - it's interesting how much I've learned [...] to prepare for this month. Um [...] I've talked to some Amish people [...] I've talked to ChatGPT to ask questions...just to get a deeper learning on this culture. So - This is what I learned. This is today's [...] Monday moment. Okay?

Um, most Amish [...] speak a dialect [...] known as Pennsylvania Dutch [...] or [...] it looks like it's pronounced [deitsch], which is a mix of German and English [...] That's quite interesting [...]

Like [...] I know there's Spanish is kind of like [...] Spanish and English [...] But, German and English [...] called [deitsch]. They also learn "High German" [...] for religious purposes - I guess it's like, being Catholic and [...] and learning, um, Latin. I don't know. Maybe.

But they learn German - It's for a "High German" [...] I don't know the difference between [...] "High German" and regular German [...] I don't know if I can tell the difference - But it's for religious purposes [...] And then they also learn English; so that they can communicate with everybody around the world, and all that, and do business and [...] You know. Whatever needs to be done. But ah [...] So they do have [...] other languages that they study [...] Um, not sure if today [...] the current Amish [...] still learn [...] that English-German, still learn the "High German", [...] um [...] I do know they speak English [...] pretty good? Ah, we chatted it up for [...] quite some time. So it's not, like, broken English. It's good English. You would never know. So anyway, that's it for this week [...] We'll bring you another fact next Monday [...] Once again, it's the Amish Monday moment. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

 

[ILikeYou]

What does his Amish Monday Moment #2 here bring that simply asking ChatGPT to tell me about Amish people wouldn't teach me? There's nothing interesting or enjoyable in the format or presentation, so why does he bother, I wonder? I guess that's his personal brand: videos that no one needed.

 

[Marc]

What does his Amish Monday Moment #2 here bring that simply asking ChatGPT to tell me about Amish people wouldn't teach me?

ChatGPT wouldn't make the subject about Jack. Jack has to be the one to tell you about the Amish.

 

[souschef]

His "amish moment" looks like 8 year old me doing late homework 30 minutes before class