Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

That small town uniting to go "lol fuck you you're not building a brothel here" was hilarious.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He's an idiot. Has Hardin ever told him in polite lawyer speak that he's paid to oppose all of his horseshit? I hope greer keeps fucking up discovery forever so null can collect sanctions so that his hooker fund is bankrupted for all time.

why would he though? never interrupt rusty when hes smearing shit all over the judges desk

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I guess he thinks any hurdle can be overcome with law talk.

If the court would just let him explain he would win every time.
I'd love him to be made to sit down with a glossary of common legal terms and be required to define them before being granted IFP. Things like;
What does by x date mean?
Detail your understanding of the role of opposing counsel.
Define 'timely'.
What is a disposition?
What actions constitute 'infringement'?
What is a sanction?
Define 'good faith' and 'bad faith'.
What the actual fuck are you doing here? Why won't you stop filing irrelevant garbage?

 

[koos koets]

I'm ready for a week of motions, orders, milk and salty tears. Hopefully we get a 'denied' from the district court today, cost specification plus mail communication with Greer tommorow and right after that I expect a motion from Russel to sanction Hardin for the same amount and to remove his pro hac vice status and maybe even more lunacy.

 

[Napoleon III]

That small town uniting to go "lol fuck you you're not building a brothel here" was hilarious.

I was curious about what running brothels in Nevada was like so I did a small amount of research. The brothels face near constant legal challenges because the law can be applied more strictly for brothels than other establishments by the locals who don't like brothels. Brothels have to test the women for STDs every week and HIV every month. If there are irregularities in the tests then the license can be suspended. One brothel had it's license suspended for 180 days because a barman had drugs.

I highly doubt Russ could manage all the challenges that inevitably arise. Oh and because these brothels are businesses they cannot be represented Pro-Se.

Part of me actually hopes Russ actually manages to get a license and build his brothel just because it'd be fun to read about all the shit that would go wrong.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

If the court would just let him explain he would win every time.
I'd love him to be made to sit down with a glossary of common legal terms and be required to define them before being granted IFP. Things like;
What does by x date mean?
Detail your understanding of the role of opposing counsel.
Define 'timely'.
What is a disposition?
What actions constitute 'infringement'?
What is a sanction?
Define 'good faith' and 'bad faith'.
What the actual fuck are you doing here? Why won't you stop filing irrelevant garbage?

uhh dear magithtrate i think there hath been a mithunderthanding, *SLUUUURP* the jury i athked for ith thuppothed to anthwer that! why havent you thummoned them today? *SLUUUUUUUUUURP*

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Part of me actually hopes Russ actually manages to get a license and build his brothel just because it'd be fun to read about all the shit that would go wrong.

It would make for a great reality TV show. Networks dump hundreds of millions into Star Wars slop that no one watches and this could be done for under one million. Greer would sign away any royalties or other rights just for the opportunity and you could get at least a dozen episodes out of his failed efforts to start a brothel and watching all of the money getting squandered only for Greer to end up right back where he started.

If the court would just let him explain he would win every time.

We could probably get another show out of this concept. It's more of a short web series than anything for prime time television, but Russel Explains the Universe would feature roughly five minute clips of Greer explaining some random concept. Some episodes may feature topics such as the law, brothels, or anything else that Greer believes he has some understanding of, but many episodes will be complete curveballs where we get to hear Russ opine on topics such as submarines or salad forks.

 

[FamicomGorby]

It would make for a great reality TV show. Networks dump hundreds of millions into Star Wars slop that no one watches and this could be done for under one million. Greer would sign away any royalties or other rights just for the opportunity and you could get at least a dozen episodes out of his failed efforts to start a brothel and watching all of the money getting squandered only for Greer to end up right back where he started.



We could probably get another show out of this concept. It's more of a short web series than anything for prime time television, but Russel Explains the Universe would feature roughly five minute clips of Greer explaining some random concept. Some episodes may feature topics such as the law, brothels, or anything else that Greer believes he has some understanding of, but many episodes will be complete curveballs where we get to hear Russ opine on topics such as submarines or salad forks.

I think it would be better if it was like a Windy City Heat situation where a bunch of "investors", aka paid actors, get around Greer and just slowly start saying more and more insane shit while praising Greer and his brothel ideas to keep his ego so inflated that he doesn't notice. Famed Japanese money man Hiroshima Nagasaki could even make an appearance.

For actual law stuff, who's Greer suing after this case is finally done? Another hooker? The State of Nevada to make it legal to open a brothel in an airbnb? Or will he finally just sue God for giving him his face? Actually with that last one he probably could use Mormonism to his advantage and claim the head of the church, who speaks directly to God, can act as a proxy/translator for God and therefore God can appear in the courtroom.

 

[obsdj]

For actual law stuff, who's Greer suing after this case is finally done?

Probably the Magistrate. As a neutral third party, he should have been ruling in Greer's favor this whole time.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

We could probably get another show out of this concept. It's more of a short web series than anything for prime time television, but Russel Explains the Universe would feature roughly five minute clips of Greer explaining some random concept. Some episodes may feature topics such as the law, brothels, or anything else that Greer believes he has some understanding of, but many episodes will be complete curveballs where we get to hear Russ opine on topics such as submarines or salad forks.

Like Science Court, where rusty has to try to explain some concept but in the format of a courtroom argument

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's an idiot. Has Hardin ever told him in polite lawyer speak that he's paid to oppose all of his horseshit? I hope greer keeps fucking up discovery forever so null can collect sanctions so that his hooker fund is bankrupted for all time.

Yes. Several times.

 

[YouTube Autist]

When you put it like that, a cold refreshing A&W sounds pretty good about now.

I've come up with a theory, a very stupid theory. I've got it encoded within this almost appropriate image (because I want to be able to gloat if I'm right but also don't want Russ aware of it if he is reading along and seething.

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@AnOminous or @Null, if you want the password to see if it's worth investigating or just need a good laugh, let me know and I'll share.

Again, just a theory based on nothing but a lack of certain information in his filings.

Spoiler: Same energy

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Or will he finally just sue God for giving him his face? Actually with that last one he probably could use Mormonism to his advantage and claim the head of the church, who speaks directly to God, can act as a proxy/translator for God and therefore God can appear in the courtroom.

As part of Mormon paralegal school, Russell did in fact sign A Contract with God ala Will Eisner.

Unfortunately, his only provision against God was "A seller's breach is out of the question" so he left himself no recourse

 

[Kosher Dill]

As part of Mormon paralegal school, Russell did in fact sign A Contract with God ala Will Eisner.

What is this?
I love the implication that God is like a used-car dealer clearing the Moebius lemons off his lot.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Imagine being able to redeem sex on demand but only with Federal Reserve employees.

As if the Fed can't department up some ukrainian and arab refugees to fulfill this obligation. When this is all said and done, would Hardin be willing to give a little interview? or would that be unwise?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

By the pricking of my thumbs, something BASED this way comes.

I have high hopes for this week. I’m expecting a lot of funny. Not only are we expecting Hardin’s bill to be made public, we’re also expecting the judge to address the Steve Taylor issue, the threats to reciprocate sanctions against Hardin, the fact he STILL needs to proceed with discovery.

My sympathies to Null but this case should be compiled into a book after this is all over.

I suggest the title: "I Sued People For Laughing At Me, Now I live In My Car. The Crusty Rusty Story."

Has Hardin ever told him in polite lawyer speak that he's paid to oppose all of his horseshit?

Yes, at least once.

 

[obsdj]

Hmmmm!

 

[Not Really Here]

That may be the most professional: "Hey remember what this retard did?" I've ever seen.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hmmmm!

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Well I'm sure Greer will take this as a win as soon as he sees the word withdrawal, he got Hardin to withdraw something after all!

Just ignore where Hardin points out Greer is obviously fucking with the court when he listed a corpse as eager to testify.

 

[analrapist]

That may be the most professional: "Hey remember what this retard did?" I've ever seen.

"Whoops, we made a fuckiewuckie in taking this retard at his word!"