Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Dagger Dragger said:
Dunno why millennial white women continue to insist on this white trash burnout look, but spreading her legs wide open definitely isn't helping. Gross.
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It's the tattoos that always get me. No theme, no style or artistry, just ugly scribble scattered at random all over her lumpy body like the cover of a high schooler's notebook. It absolutely screams 'daddy issues'.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
It's the tattoos that always get me. No theme, no style or artistry, just ugly scribble scattered at random all over her lumpy body like the cover of a high schooler's notebook. It absolutely screams 'daddy issues'.
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Not really a big fan of tattoos in general. Maybe if you're a soldier or biker or something. I have seen some really detailed sleeves and the like with genuine artistry to them, but I just don't get this trashy shit zoomers (and middle aged losers like Mercunte pretending to be one) do of getting a bunch of random tard scribbles all over them, like they fell asleep at a scumbag party and people vandalized their body.
 
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Moist Boys said:
If Alyssa started a brewery to fund her drinking habit, she could call it "Two Types of Yeast".
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Vagina beer is now a thing.

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AnOminous said:
Not really a big fan of tattoos in general.
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I get that a lot of people just don't like tattoos and that's fine, but I'd hope everyone can at least appreciate good art on a technical level, regardless of the canvas.

There is nothing to Alyssa's tattoos. I can't even compliment them in an arthouse film way where I don't like it but I can still see the appeal: they're shit by any metric. I bet she paid a fortune for them as well.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I get that a lot of people just don't like tattoos and that's fine, but I'd hope everyone can at least appreciate good art on a technical level, regardless of the canvas.

There is nothing to Alyssa's tattoos. I can't even compliment them in an arthouse film way where I don't like it but I can still see the appeal: they're shit by any metric. I bet she paid a fortune for them as well.
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I think most people get the artistry behind it. Just to many fools have such shit looking ones. Finding a talented artist and having the design properly done, so it does not look like a blob of stretched pigshit after 2 months. Is the standard that most people don't get.
Cunt's tats here are just shit that any fucking daddy issues girl has. Hence why they look so fucking bad.
She is just basic bitch on everything. She came out of a can.
 
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Alyssa apparently believes that each and every tattoo she slaps on her pasty white skin is a statement of some kind.

See that "Better Dead Than A Damsel" tat at her right foot joint? That's her way to say she is totally a strong independent woman who don't need no man, except to defend her from those pesky chuds that talk shit about her on social media, or whenever she needs a bedwarmer, or to carry her home after a bender, or... Well, you get the idea.

All I see is a woman devoid of content and desperate to be seen and recognized for... Something. She sure is, but not for any positive traits.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
I knew addicts like her will be back. And she censored her feet.
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I believe she has this toe deformation caused by decades of wearing ill-fitting cheap high-heels.
The one where the big toe is pushed into the other toes next to it and they are all squished upwards causing a bone deformity like little ridges on the toes.
Looks really fucking ugly. We should thank her for saving us the horror.
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Alyssa apparently believes that each and every tattoo she slaps on her pasty white skin is a statement of some kind.

See that "Better Dead Than A Damsel" tat at her right foot joint? That's her way to say she is totally a strong independent woman who don't need no man, except to defend her from those pesky chuds that talk shit about her on social media, or whenever she needs a bedwarmer, or to carry her home after a bender, or... Well, you get the idea.

All I see is a woman devoid of content and desperate to be seen and recognized for... Something. She sure is, but not for any positive traits.
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Tattoo autists who REEEE about women who have tattoos are absolutely insufferable. That being said, hers are definitely scribble trash and I could never defend them. If anything, it makes Alyssa even more hateworthy just by giving the REEEEs more legitimacy.
 
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